Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️
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Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️
@somebrownman.bsky.social
“I’m not one to sit and spin
‘cause living well is the best revenge…”
-R.E.M.
Pinned
Verified Brown Man ✔️
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this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 29, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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I made cupcakes for the Bluesky bake sale
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
1. Why did I agree to work on the Friday after thanksgiving
2. Why did I agree to update the website
3. Why did I decide to update the website on the Friday after thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just thinking I can’t believe it’s knot butter
Just thinking about Knot’s Landing
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
In the back seat with my son
His hand wrapped around my finger
My hand wrapped around his
He watches the world pass by in reverse
I watch him, my world
Is the city lights shining in his wide eyes
And this passing moment
Feeling his now tiny fingers
Holding mine tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
R.E.M.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Wilco
The Black Crowes
Joe Cocker
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Lenny Kravitz

So many. Hard to pick 5😩
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Pink Floyd
Rush
Faith No More
Primus
Eric Johnson
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We give thanks for the Americans who welcomed refugees seeking a new opportunities in a new place and helped feed them, though those refugees then massacred the Americans and forced them into concentration camps and…hm.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Without trying to sound too sappy, I want to say that I am very thankful for everyone here. Thanks for making me laugh, for teaching me and others, for posting cute pet photos, for helping people online when they're in need, and for being kind.

I hope everyone has a happy, healthy Thanksgiving 🖤
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving
And all through the White House
Not a turkey was stirring
They were all buried in the rubble of the East Wing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Emails show Trump's FBI paid $850K in overtime to agent to review and change Epstein files: report

www.rawstory.com/epstein-file...
Emails show Trump's FBI paid $850K in overtime to agents reviewing Epstein files: report
Newly released emails obtained by Bloomberg on Tuesday provide a rare look inside the FBI’s handling of the vast Jeffrey Epstein files, revealing how agents and FOIA personnel meticulously reviewed th...
www.rawstory.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I just realized that it wasn’t her smile, her eyes, her laugh, or her kindness that brought me to her yard. It was her milkshake all along.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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yeah
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Shuffle your card deck, pull out a card. This is your card, remember it. Put it back in the deck, shuffle again. Pull out a card. Is this your card? No? Then you suck at magic!
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Remember when pressing a button made something mechanical happen?
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I would like to thank you (who stayed) for sticking with me. I’m in a good place. My life is in a better place. I’m not here to scream but rather, to amuse myself. I hope I am able to amuse you too (I’m not super funny but, amusing?)

I don’t want to talk about it. I’m good
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Today’s “teenage mental health crisis” and social media panic are founded in nostalgic myths. Our best long-term surveys and statistics show Boomer and Xer teens were no happier or more “together” than teens are today
Today’s “teenage mental health crisis” and social media panic are founded in nostalgic myths
Our best long-term surveys and statistics show Boomer and Xer teens were no happier or more “together” than teens are today. Elders: cut out your boasting, and Gen Z: don't believe them!
mikemales.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I don't think even a woodchuck would fuck Chuck, but if so, another woodchuck could watch and then it'd be a woodchuckcuck
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Got coconut oil from Some Brownish Baby’s hair in one eye, so now all of you are 2D.
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposting this brilliance from the bird site:
NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani will be requiring all elementary school children learn Arabic numerals.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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In the richest city on Earth, 40% of NYC families can’t afford weekly food costs, and food prices are up 33% over the past decade.

It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Me: I have two birds inside of me.

Doc: Swallow one stone. That oughta do it.
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Do you all feel absolutely crazy as I do with everything going on? Please say yes
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM