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The doctors told me I'd never post again
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 15d
Im told today's Wordle was chosen by the computer to be CHRIST but the NY times did a manual override
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 14h
Johnny Cash glorified murder and it was unseemly, imho, to write so many songs about your wife having bad diarrhea
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 18h
"Check out this red beauty"
-my horny dog
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Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 22h
What babe? The scar on my dick? Im part of a warrior caste that cuts their dicks back on Earth.

-me trying to impress my alien lover
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 23h
Having a foreskin is like having a swiss army dick
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
No one's ever done it like Jimmy. I'll forget my mom's face before I forget this pizza troll man.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
Hey jimmy, get me a social network with nothin'
Image from old string cheese commerical. Cook guy named Jimmy is asked to make a "cheese pizza with nothing" and is perplexed so he scrunches his face and says "nuttin'??". He's wearing a little paper hat that looks like the boat you'd put french fries in.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
Diarrhea is actually sterile and any person with a healthy immune system can safely consume their own. I lived off mine for 3 days when I got lost hiking.
RFK jr, holding a microphone, wearing a dark blue suit and one of his dumbass narrow ties
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
My Uber driver:
No, you gotta slam it...it's a Dragula
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
New show like Antiques Roadshow but people appraise their internal organs for scrap value
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 1d
Me: I think the Food Pyramid is way out of date.

Archaeologist: That was the Pyramid of Djoser and you just ate most of a 4000 year old mummy.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
I hope these guys patrol together on tiny motorcycles
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
ICE agents acting like they're in Team Fortress 2 with their unique hats
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 2d
you gotta spank your smokes to show you know they're bad
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
The year is 2026.

Conventional pornography as you know it is outlawed.

A photoshop of Stephen Miller's gleaming flesh is the only jack material you can legally pull it to.
Two hemispheres of gleaming flesh formed by copy pasting stephen millers head
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
Live free brother
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
DO NOT THROW EAT AWAY
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 3d
that's too bad because I need 2 barrels of fake cum for my haunted house this month
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 4d
Hey whatever makes your giz drip brother
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 4d
Image from the movie "First Blood" John Rambo is giving a speech about Vietnam
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 4d
they're just lucky that taco bell isn't there anymore
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 5d
Reads like it was written by a guy with a circle beard who says "copy that" when someone tells him something
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 5d
This image has awakened something within me
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 5d
For sale: baby shoes, never worn

This is actually an empowering story because the baby knew Barefoot Is Legal.
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 8d
Bluesky libs are getting mad about Syndey Sweeney's latest ad campaign in which she's wearing suit of wet uncured human skin
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Fill Colons @uneasylover.bsky.social · 8d
They're saying sometime in the next decade AI will consume more hot dogs per year than all of mankind put together
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