Cold November Graeme
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
In other news, I’ve been watching MurderBot, and I love murderbot. #murderbot
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
In other news, I’ve been watching MurderBot, and I love murderbot. #murderbot
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Glenn Hoddle’s favourite album is Top Gear Driving Tunes vol. IV #ucl #thefootball
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Glenn Hoddle’s favourite album is Top Gear Driving Tunes vol. IV #ucl #thefootball
Glenn Hoddle’s favourite album is Top Gear Driving Tunes vol. IV #ucl #thefootball
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Glenn Hoddle’s favourite album is Top Gear Driving Tunes vol. IV #ucl #thefootball
My 88 year old mother who accidentally has TNT on her cable package has texted me “why is the Marseille goalkeeper pretending to have a head injury?” 🖤🤍
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My 88 year old mother who accidentally has TNT on her cable package has texted me “why is the Marseille goalkeeper pretending to have a head injury?” 🖤🤍
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Glenn Hoddle sings 4’33” at Karaoke #thefootball
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Glenn Hoddle sings 4’33” at Karaoke #thefootball
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Good evening to Les Ferdinand in the studio.
a close up of a woman 's face with a group of people behind her
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a group of people behind her. She’s written LOVE YOU on her eyelids to Les Ferdinand (not pictured)
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November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good evening to Les Ferdinand in the studio.
I’m not saying it’s not possible that Dan Burn’s massive Blyth elbow could have shattered the skull of the Marseille goalkeeper, despite not hitting him anywhere, but it’s unlikely. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’m not saying it’s not possible that Dan Burn’s massive Blyth elbow could have shattered the skull of the Marseille goalkeeper, despite not hitting him anywhere, but it’s unlikely. #nufc
I’d have given the pelanty there. Refereeing is hard.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’d have given the pelanty there. Refereeing is hard.
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How open is this game?!
It's on the Great North Rd just south of Seaton Burn.
It's on the Great North Rd just south of Seaton Burn.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
How open is this game?!
It's on the Great North Rd just south of Seaton Burn.
It's on the Great North Rd just south of Seaton Burn.
Glenn Hoddle’s favourite flavour of Ice Cream is marrowfat pea. #ucl #thefootball
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Glenn Hoddle’s favourite flavour of Ice Cream is marrowfat pea. #ucl #thefootball
It’s Roberto de Zerbi
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s Roberto de Zerbi