But Terry it’s cold outside
@magicdarts.bsky.social
Scientist, cricketer, twat. Bespoke-crafted unfunny nonsense pleasing nobody.
Up until the second goal went in I thought we’d done quite well.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Up until the second goal went in I thought we’d done quite well.
Correction: Doesn’t even have lamb in it. Photo source my mate who shops in M&S
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Correction: Doesn’t even have lamb in it. Photo source my mate who shops in M&S
First and Last Equinox on in the local, lads. As good a pint as you can get. Sticking to the glass all the way down.
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
First and Last Equinox on in the local, lads. As good a pint as you can get. Sticking to the glass all the way down.
Fuck you, iridesdent pricks
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Fuck you, iridesdent pricks
Work has annoyed me, so I’m having an Inspector Morse lunch of a short walk and two pints.
January 23, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Work has annoyed me, so I’m having an Inspector Morse lunch of a short walk and two pints.
IS THE QUADRUPLE STILL ON, ASHRAF LAZAAR? You bet it fucken is
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
IS THE QUADRUPLE STILL ON, ASHRAF LAZAAR? You bet it fucken is
Lewis Miley Newcastle captain!
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Lewis Miley Newcastle captain!
I know it’s not what you meant, but…
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I know it’s not what you meant, but…
Tremendous falling over from the big man
January 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Tremendous falling over from the big man
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I like Babylon Zoo’s Spaceman, the Fatboy Slim version is shit, you’re all cunts and wrong.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I like Babylon Zoo’s Spaceman, the Fatboy Slim version is shit, you’re all cunts and wrong.
This is one of those games where I just feel tired and sad.
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
This is one of those games where I just feel tired and sad.
Lovely tribute to Kevin there.
January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Lovely tribute to Kevin there.
Well that’s neat
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Well that’s neat
@rankamateur.bsky.social started on Ixta today. Fish burgers. Pineapple hot sauce. Oh my
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
@rankamateur.bsky.social started on Ixta today. Fish burgers. Pineapple hot sauce. Oh my
Let’s sum up from earlier:
- YEAH ✅
- NO ✅
- For fucks sake ✅
- God I love Joelinton ❤️ ✅
- Howay (positive) ✅
- Howay (derogatory) ✅
- Piss ✅
- Shit ✅
- Piss and shit ✅
- Shit and piss ✅
- Phew tick ✅
- Picture of Bob and Terry ⬇️
- YEAH ✅
- NO ✅
- For fucks sake ✅
- God I love Joelinton ❤️ ✅
- Howay (positive) ✅
- Howay (derogatory) ✅
- Piss ✅
- Shit ✅
- Piss and shit ✅
- Shit and piss ✅
- Phew tick ✅
- Picture of Bob and Terry ⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Let’s sum up from earlier:
- YEAH ✅
- NO ✅
- For fucks sake ✅
- God I love Joelinton ❤️ ✅
- Howay (positive) ✅
- Howay (derogatory) ✅
- Piss ✅
- Shit ✅
- Piss and shit ✅
- Shit and piss ✅
- Phew tick ✅
- Picture of Bob and Terry ⬇️
- YEAH ✅
- NO ✅
- For fucks sake ✅
- God I love Joelinton ❤️ ✅
- Howay (positive) ✅
- Howay (derogatory) ✅
- Piss ✅
- Shit ✅
- Piss and shit ✅
- Shit and piss ✅
- Phew tick ✅
- Picture of Bob and Terry ⬇️
These timeline confluences can fuck off, like.
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
These timeline confluences can fuck off, like.
Our lass has an actual answer for a restaurant in Colorado
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Our lass has an actual answer for a restaurant in Colorado
Just 73 emails and nearly all of them instantly deletable.
January 5, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Just 73 emails and nearly all of them instantly deletable.
What? I can cope with this nonsense at Durham Uni, but in the real world?
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What? I can cope with this nonsense at Durham Uni, but in the real world?