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hammancheez

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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · Oct 29

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

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When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah she really comes across like a cruel asshole when the cameras stop

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

THEY DID STANLEY TUCCI SO DIRTY I AM NOT OVER IT

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

This mf has been talking about heavenly rewards lately so it could be real interesting to track his demeanor

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11h

New — White House says Donald Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Friday.

"On Friday morning, President Trump will visit Walter Reed Medical Center for a planned meeting and remarks with the troops. While there, President Trump will stop by for his routine yearly check up. He will then return to the White House. President Trump is considering going to the Middle East shortly thereafter." - White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

Are you saying walter couldn’t lay pipe that is quite an accusation

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

The demons may shrink but they never leave

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

The new technique is AI videos of Trump, snorting cocaine off the resolute desk in 4K while screaming for another diet coke

At least it would be if i ran schumers socials

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

I mean it takes untold years of research by geniuses to build my laptop, but only one toddler to take a shit and rub it in the USB port

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 7h

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Me: How do you want to be identified?
Source: Thank you for asking.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

Always remember solos aren’t the only thing Slash crushes

Post from city of rome waffle house “this guy left a $200 tip” pic is slash after crushin some eggs

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

I miss mom what of it

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Trump : so are the numbers better

Drs :

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for the most important breaking news 😭

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Comey lawyers :

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Duck billed platypus and duck

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

a man wearing headphones is crying while holding a piece of paper .

ALT: a man wearing headphones is crying while holding a piece of paper .

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Honestly our only remaining national defense is the fact he doesn’t write plans down and his intent changes with the gravital fluctuations of the moon

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Putin and Xi so deep in those DMs they can scan potus for rectal polyps

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

but do you love AMERICA

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Ymca gym at 9pm is the best kind of nobody gives a shit no pressure exercise

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Medium french fry

Fucking casuals

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

I’d settle for a president habeas clueus

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Put me in charge of memes @democrats.org i guarantee headlines

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 9h

This is the kind of free-thinking, hard-hitting journalism they're going to be getting at CBS soon.

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 8h

Yup

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

Well, to be clear by taxpayer funded, I meant state schools that are basically government organizations

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9h

STRONG GIRL FARM

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