hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
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alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
absolutely, but for tolkien, one of the defining features of morgoth and sauron is that they could not create, only mock and defile. for goblins to create real beauty takes them out from under that shadow.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
absolutely, but for tolkien, one of the defining features of morgoth and sauron is that they could not create, only mock and defile. for goblins to create real beauty takes them out from under that shadow.
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that really answers the 'are orcs ontologically evil' question more clearly than a lot of other theorizing.
if they can create, then they are still children of eru illuvitar.
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that really answers the 'are orcs ontologically evil' question more clearly than a lot of other theorizing.
if they can create, then they are still children of eru illuvitar.
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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that really answers the 'are orcs ontologically evil' question more clearly than a lot of other theorizing.
if they can create, then they are still children of eru illuvitar.
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that really answers the 'are orcs ontologically evil' question more clearly than a lot of other theorizing.
if they can create, then they are still children of eru illuvitar.
But -you- aren’t an incurious asshole, so -you- understand that no religious figure can so easily be translated, with the full expression of its idiomatic place in a culture preserved.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
But -you- aren’t an incurious asshole, so -you- understand that no religious figure can so easily be translated, with the full expression of its idiomatic place in a culture preserved.
To a really incurious asshole, that’d be ‘the japanese goddess of the sea’
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
To a really incurious asshole, that’d be ‘the japanese goddess of the sea’
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it didn't dawn on me until now that the substance movie is freaky friday with yourself.
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
it didn't dawn on me until now that the substance movie is freaky friday with yourself.
Dropping acid at 11:00 pm on a Freaky Friday
January 16, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Dropping acid at 11:00 pm on a Freaky Friday
Fuck, yeag.
January 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Fuck, yeag.
Okay, maybe you really are describing the best patty melt in the world. I always start skeptical but I’m ready to be a believer.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Okay, maybe you really are describing the best patty melt in the world. I always start skeptical but I’m ready to be a believer.
'it was a different time' yeah, no, i just can't with all the predators and elfman has had some allegations the push the boundaries of 'i'm just a dark artist' vibe. fantastic musician, walking away from being a fan of the man. fuck it, kill the heroes in your heart, i guess.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
'it was a different time' yeah, no, i just can't with all the predators and elfman has had some allegations the push the boundaries of 'i'm just a dark artist' vibe. fantastic musician, walking away from being a fan of the man. fuck it, kill the heroes in your heart, i guess.
pouring one out for elfman, who i had to let go after hearing 'little girls' on too many times.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
pouring one out for elfman, who i had to let go after hearing 'little girls' on too many times.
behold: dignity
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
behold: dignity
i have -no idea-, which is kind of great. i don't have dm's and i there are only a handful of people on here who can reach me on any other social media. i'd always recommend doing your own vetting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
i have -no idea-, which is kind of great. i don't have dm's and i there are only a handful of people on here who can reach me on any other social media. i'd always recommend doing your own vetting.
oh you need to go on an adventure to play ttrpgs with your old friend WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
oh you need to go on an adventure to play ttrpgs with your old friend WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
if you are in nyc, full stop, you can find a group. it will probably take a while to get the right vibe, but they're there.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
if you are in nyc, full stop, you can find a group. it will probably take a while to get the right vibe, but they're there.
if you're cooking in nyc i guarantee you some of the dudes on the line or FOH have a warhammer group or dnd table. you just gotta start owning being a nerd and talking about ttrpgs until someone takes the hook.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
if you're cooking in nyc i guarantee you some of the dudes on the line or FOH have a warhammer group or dnd table. you just gotta start owning being a nerd and talking about ttrpgs until someone takes the hook.
i quit drinking about ten years back and had to figure out what i did for fun in the before times, it took a few years to get a regular group. it's never too late.
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i quit drinking about ten years back and had to figure out what i did for fun in the before times, it took a few years to get a regular group. it's never too late.
like a silver sparkly spider on a giant ball of ground pork
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
like a silver sparkly spider on a giant ball of ground pork
she was feeding him some of her blood to keep him alive, but she's moved on to other prey
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
she was feeding him some of her blood to keep him alive, but she's moved on to other prey
it works well when i run ttrpgs.
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
it works well when i run ttrpgs.
Sinema fucked Bovino, but bounced out when he called her 'Queen Kong.'
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Sinema fucked Bovino, but bounced out when he called her 'Queen Kong.'