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riothobbit.bsky.social
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · Aug 27
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
I’m glad they pieced together one last George Miller flick but it’s still a bummer he dropped stone dead immediately after finishing Fury Road
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h
As recorded in the documentary film "Night of the Lepus"
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 2h
as well you should*

*i'm a chef not a doctor my advice is always enabling wretched excess
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
a s'more is a confectionery hot dog
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
that said, get some gummy bears up there with the marshmallows and toast that fucker, they melt at different temperatures so you get softened gummy bears in molten marshmallow fluff
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
it's only a s'mores if it's toasted, otherwise it is a graham cracker sandwich.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
that scene woulda been a whole lot different if dr. grant had been swinging around a six foot mastadon tusk to get his point across
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
come, let us build server farms and overclock them hard, that we may build a tower to the lord
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 6h
The real economy is already in a deep recession. The fake AI economy is a smokescreen. And now I'm afraid that the government will throw any amount of money at it to keep it from popping.
The AI bubble is the only thing keeping the US economy together, Deutsche Bank warns
According to a research note recently sent to clients by Deutsche Bank, the AI boom is currently helping the US economy avoid a recession but it cannot...
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 3h
'the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa'
post apocalyptic spice and the gyro captain from the road warrior
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h
'the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa'
tank girl, causing untold mayhem
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h
well, 500 feet around them. there's a court order to stay back.
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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 5h
we build a wall of pancakes around the ones we love the most
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h
this is the closest we've come to breaking the keyfabe that sweden and norway are different countries
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 4h
Kid Rock is Axl Rose's Dorian Grey.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 5h
It is remarkable that of all the celebrities from the '80s who've gone full fash Axl Rose of all people zoomed in the other direction.
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Meia tigela @brunodoamaral.bsky.social · 18h
No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h
No, your buddy did a number on you and this is a concussion. Sorry. Don’t take my advice.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h
same deal with the pilgrims. go conquer lichtenstein, you'll get a kick out of it.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h
cart before the horse. all our ancestors left indenture to go indenture someone else. kind of the whole thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ28...
The Spread of the Indo-Europeans
YouTube video by Ollie Bye
www.youtube.com
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 5h
if you get a boxing mouth guard you can probably get a friend to knock you out and not bite your teeth or tongue too hard
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h
oh yeah totally the first forms of fois gras were made from horses fattened by force feeding them grain through tubes
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h
security systems are only as reliable as the operator so...
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 6h
never forget, never forgive them for what they are doing www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkLs...
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h
pretty sure there was some hard resistance to dna sequencing american first people vis a vis the kennewick man because the locals rightly figured the scientists were gonna do some white people shit and tell them they were wrong about their own history.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h
this restaurant serves at least on main course in a punch bowl and one main course on a cutting board, there is at least one drink on the menu with bacon in it, and the owner hates all of it.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h
owner, chef, head waiter
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Robert Heinze @rheinze.bsky.social · 19h
Historism, Annales School, Cultural History
Photo of a Kansas City Chiefs press conference with Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes. Reid is wearing a gray suit and red tie with a lapel pin. Kelce is wearing a camp-style short-sleeved shirt with a bird print, along with a suede cap, and Mahomes is wearing a white collared shirt, a pink checkered double-breasted vest, and a pale pink tie.
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h
'oh look at me i'm all normal and stuff'

*BEHOLD SOME HORRORS MOTHERUCKER*
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 7h
they don't have what it takes to be me
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Six is a one pound monster. @thesix.bsky.social · 7h
I wonder what someone mentally healthy could’ve done with my life.
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