Steady the squirrel
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It is 1990something and I am shrouded in the darkness of infinity, as I will not be born until 2017
it's 1990something and I am wearing a ripped up Clash t-shirt over a long sleeve waffle thermal because if you did that back then it meant you liked music. I am wearing black Dickies corduroy carpenter pants and Airwalks and stomping around acting all punk rock. I don't skate. I've never skated.
it's 1990 something and i'm wearing a type o negative hoodie with a band t-shirt underneath, black jeans, and sneakers. i am 37 years old yet i am having what appears to be a midlife crisis
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It is 1990something and I am shrouded in the darkness of infinity, as I will not be born until 2017
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Groundhogs are just tank class squirrels.
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Groundhogs are just tank class squirrels.
So y’all listen to groundhogs but not other rodents? 🤨
I see how it is…
I see how it is…
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
So y’all listen to groundhogs but not other rodents? 🤨
I see how it is…
I see how it is…
I’m always sallying forth
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m always sallying forth
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fact checked this. squirrels weren't invented until the 1700s
February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
fact checked this. squirrels weren't invented until the 1700s
Me posting in 1300s England:
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Me posting in 1300s England:
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
If fame is truly a gun then pointing it blind is a violation of firearm safety
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If fame is truly a gun then pointing it blind is a violation of firearm safety
Cirroc Lofton does not appear in this episode.
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Cirroc Lofton does not appear in this episode.
the body tea of General Yen
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
the body tea of General Yen
Problematic I don’t recall what this was
Confirmed something horrible about myself. And I don’t think I can ever fix it 👍
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Problematic I don’t recall what this was
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right about now
im the funk steady the squirrel
im the funk steady the squirrel
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
right about now
im the funk steady the squirrel
im the funk steady the squirrel
Living a softscrabble life
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Living a softscrabble life
Ah-hoooooo, Lloyd’s of London
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Ah-hoooooo, Lloyd’s of London
I’m going to try 2025’s most clowned-on announcement: Highguard.
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I’m going to try 2025’s most clowned-on announcement: Highguard.
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
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“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium
Friday Night Drunken
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Friday Night Drunken
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
Brb I’m gonna deflate one of your tires and over-inflate another
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Brb I’m gonna deflate one of your tires and over-inflate another
Had a dream I was a human. Freaky!
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Had a dream I was a human. Freaky!
Downloaded a Bible app and found out it had ads. That didn’t feel right
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Downloaded a Bible app and found out it had ads. That didn’t feel right
Had a dream I was put in jail but they didn’t have shackles small enough for me
January 24, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Had a dream I was put in jail but they didn’t have shackles small enough for me
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I'm steady the squirrel
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I'm steady the squirrel
Saw a guy buying ice 🧊, like bro just go outside tomorrow ! 🥶❄️😜
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Saw a guy buying ice 🧊, like bro just go outside tomorrow ! 🥶❄️😜
To the lawyers reading my posts in discovery:
you are now breathing manually and you can’t rest your tongue
you are now breathing manually and you can’t rest your tongue
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 AM
To the lawyers reading my posts in discovery:
you are now breathing manually and you can’t rest your tongue
you are now breathing manually and you can’t rest your tongue
Hit my step goal for today!
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Hit my step goal for today!