Steady the squirrel
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Every trait of mine appears on the listicle “top 15 signs your pet squirrel is unhealthy”
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Every trait of mine appears on the listicle “top 15 signs your pet squirrel is unhealthy”
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I get to got it, get get to got it
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I get to got it, get get to got it
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I get to got it, get get to got it
I left my Segund in El Walleto
I get to got it, get get to got it
FACT: You are required to tip your teacher upon leaving the classroom
FACT: Tax evasion is a victimless crime
FACT: The average American attends 12 weddings a year
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
FACT: You are required to tip your teacher upon leaving the classroom
I hate getting far enough into the grocery store where it’s like “time to get serious”
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I hate getting far enough into the grocery store where it’s like “time to get serious”
Every streaming service having “+” at the end will be a decent generational callback joke in 15 years
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Every streaming service having “+” at the end will be a decent generational callback joke in 15 years
It is 1990something and I am shrouded in the darkness of infinity, as I will not be born until 2017
it's 1990something and I am wearing a ripped up Clash t-shirt over a long sleeve waffle thermal because if you did that back then it meant you liked music. I am wearing black Dickies corduroy carpenter pants and Airwalks and stomping around acting all punk rock. I don't skate. I've never skated.
it's 1990 something and i'm wearing a type o negative hoodie with a band t-shirt underneath, black jeans, and sneakers. i am 37 years old yet i am having what appears to be a midlife crisis
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It is 1990something and I am shrouded in the darkness of infinity, as I will not be born until 2017
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Groundhogs are just tank class squirrels.
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Groundhogs are just tank class squirrels.
So y’all listen to groundhogs but not other rodents? 🤨
I see how it is…
I see how it is…
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
So y’all listen to groundhogs but not other rodents? 🤨
I see how it is…
I see how it is…
I’m always sallying forth
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m always sallying forth
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fact checked this. squirrels weren't invented until the 1700s
February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
fact checked this. squirrels weren't invented until the 1700s
Me posting in 1300s England:
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Me posting in 1300s England:
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
Ich am Steadfast ðhe ſquirél
If fame is truly a gun then pointing it blind is a violation of firearm safety
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If fame is truly a gun then pointing it blind is a violation of firearm safety
Cirroc Lofton does not appear in this episode.
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Cirroc Lofton does not appear in this episode.
the body tea of General Yen
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
the body tea of General Yen
Problematic I don’t recall what this was
Confirmed something horrible about myself. And I don’t think I can ever fix it 👍
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Problematic I don’t recall what this was
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right about now
im the funk steady the squirrel
im the funk steady the squirrel
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
right about now
im the funk steady the squirrel
im the funk steady the squirrel
Living a softscrabble life
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Living a softscrabble life
Ah-hoooooo, Lloyd’s of London
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Ah-hoooooo, Lloyd’s of London
I’m going to try 2025’s most clowned-on announcement: Highguard.
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I’m going to try 2025’s most clowned-on announcement: Highguard.
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
It’s free! What do I have to lose? My time? My time’s worth jack squat!
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“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium
Friday Night Drunken
January 26, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Friday Night Drunken
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
Brb I’m gonna deflate one of your tires and over-inflate another
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Brb I’m gonna deflate one of your tires and over-inflate another
Had a dream I was a human. Freaky!
January 25, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Had a dream I was a human. Freaky!
Downloaded a Bible app and found out it had ads. That didn’t feel right
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Downloaded a Bible app and found out it had ads. That didn’t feel right