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Leezus H. Christ
@langhuck.bsky.social
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public dork. southeast missouri music person. professional lurker. he/they. doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24d
hey so. here's this. we still fuck with shit with titles that are full sentences, right. it's on all the streaming services. if you get it on Bandcamp there's a bonus Propagandhi cover.

doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/two-co...
two cover songs that could kind of be about gender stuff if you read between the lines a bit and one original that definitely is, by Double Hell Death Match
4 track album
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13h
REAL COURT SHIT
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13h
man you can't just say stuff like that you might accidentally invent a new Like A Dragon minigame
a screenshot from the Yakuza Kiwami Mesuking minigame showing the Devil's Flower Mantis in top mount over the Empress Cicada
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 17h
"Anything in English", you say?

youtu.be/H3mwQ1I5n-4?...
LUBRICATED GOAT - YOU REMAIN ANONYMOUS promo
YouTube video by stuspasm
youtu.be
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 17h
push her in a lake!
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 17h
Kirby Yates has been placed on the 60-day IL retroactive to 9/24 with a case of the grippe
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d
really any place name that comes from the French
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d
Bellefontaine
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d
in 2011/12 when I was deep in the throes of alcohol and drug abuse and untreated mental illness it was internet friends who were the first to push me to seek help and start working to change things
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d
search is broken, they really are doing the SomethingAwful speedrun
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d
youtu.be/LIF2efaaX0Y?...
I SPY - Appliances and Cars
YouTube video by Stevenpfo
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d
I had to go look that up because it doesn't seem real and it turns out Tennessee Williams died three days before Subterranean Jungle came out
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d
youtu.be/P6kmgg3EmgU?...
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d
a cat wearing sunglasses with the words sounds good to me behind it
ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses with the words sounds good to me behind it
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
unfortunately there is one circumstance in which you gotta hand it to Jeffrey Loria
Derek Jeter "destroyed" Marlins ballpark by removing home run sculpture, ex team owner Jeffrey Loria says
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
our favorite Chinese restaurant, which had been open for like two decades, closed down last year because the landlord kept jacking up their rent in order to force them out to make space in the strip mall for an AutoZone. it is my solemn vow that I will never shop at that AutoZone.
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
i thought that was yaoi
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seldum 🔥 @seldum.bsky.social · 4d
what did Yuri mean by that
screenshot from King of Fighters 2000. Zero is showing off his satellite cannon while Yuri says “IT’S WEENIE TIME…!!!”
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
Ed Hochuli and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
calling it, next week Jay shows up to Bluesky headquarters in a Nissan GT-R and starts ordering a shit ton of Goldbelly
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
eat my shit and hair
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 4d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
punching in at the Hellraiser factory on Friday morning with this on and embarrassing myself because my hot coworker already showed up wearing the same thing
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d
Ocean's Eleven
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d
oh shit or maybe Painkiller
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d
either that or Over-Nite Sensation by the Mothers
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Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d
Smiley Smile whips the ass of any Taylor Swift album
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 5d
In defense of Taylor Swift...what's the best 12th album anyone has ever made?
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