Leezus H. Christ
@langhuck.bsky.social
public dork. southeast missouri music person.
professional lurker. he/they.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
professional lurker. he/they.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
yes Pat, I'd like to solve
PLEASURABLE COCK THIMBLE
PLEASURABLE COCK THIMBLE
Pleasurable Cock T*****e
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
yes Pat, I'd like to solve
PLEASURABLE COCK THIMBLE
PLEASURABLE COCK THIMBLE
Seven Samurai, which was also the first DVD (and first Criterion DVD) I ever owned. We had one DVD player at my parents' house and I had to watch it in fragments, when nobody else was using that TV.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Seven Samurai, which was also the first DVD (and first Criterion DVD) I ever owned. We had one DVD player at my parents' house and I had to watch it in fragments, when nobody else was using that TV.
instead of thinking about the horrors, how about thinking, as I am, about the package I received yesterday from lettersfromthedead.bsky.social. there is still goodness in this world.
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
instead of thinking about the horrors, how about thinking, as I am, about the package I received yesterday from lettersfromthedead.bsky.social. there is still goodness in this world.
Surf Ninjas
What's a non-Criterion movie that deserves a Criterion release?
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Surf Ninjas
new Megadeth album review: it is a Megadeth album
January 24, 2026 at 2:02 AM
new Megadeth album review: it is a Megadeth album
get your ass ready for Mizzou football brought to you by Trops
NEWS: Jersey sponsor patches are coming to college sports.
Up to two logos on jerseys, one on equipment. Not allowed in NCAA championship events.
The NCAA Division I Cabinet approved it today, effective Aug. 1.
Up to two logos on jerseys, one on equipment. Not allowed in NCAA championship events.
The NCAA Division I Cabinet approved it today, effective Aug. 1.
January 24, 2026 at 12:32 AM
get your ass ready for Mizzou football brought to you by Trops
god damn it I hate it when my fucking PS3 games are straight
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
god damn it I hate it when my fucking PS3 games are straight
I Was A Teenage Werewolf With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I Was A Teenage Werewolf With Big Naturals
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Megadeth (2004)
Megadeth (Gigantour, 2005)
Megadeth (Gigantour 2, 2006)
Mega Infinity (Ninguid Records Fest, 2024)
Melvins (2025)
Megadeth (2004)
Megadeth (Gigantour, 2005)
Megadeth (Gigantour 2, 2006)
Mega Infinity (Ninguid Records Fest, 2024)
Melvins (2025)
Introduced yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
• Lightning Bolt (once in brooklyn, once in providence)
• Sigur Rós (twice!!!)
• Aphex Twin (brooklyn in 2019)
• Gouge Away (at fest 23!)
• Minus the Bear (reunion tour 2024!)
• Lightning Bolt (once in brooklyn, once in providence)
• Sigur Rós (twice!!!)
• Aphex Twin (brooklyn in 2019)
• Gouge Away (at fest 23!)
• Minus the Bear (reunion tour 2024!)
Introduced yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Young Widows
Red City Radio
Reel Big Fish
Vampire Weekend
Naked Raygun
Young Widows
Red City Radio
Reel Big Fish
Vampire Weekend
Naked Raygun
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Megadeth (2004)
Megadeth (Gigantour, 2005)
Megadeth (Gigantour 2, 2006)
Mega Infinity (Ninguid Records Fest, 2024)
Melvins (2025)
Megadeth (2004)
Megadeth (Gigantour, 2005)
Megadeth (Gigantour 2, 2006)
Mega Infinity (Ninguid Records Fest, 2024)
Melvins (2025)
I fell in love with the girl in the Rock Shoe
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I fell in love with the girl in the Rock Shoe
congratulations to 1/2 of Dos Carlos for making it to the Hall of Fame!
not sure how this gif got here
not sure how this gif got here
a baseball game is being played in front of a budweiser select advertisement
ALT: a baseball game is being played in front of a budweiser select advertisement
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:37 PM
congratulations to 1/2 of Dos Carlos for making it to the Hall of Fame!
not sure how this gif got here
not sure how this gif got here
*sly and the family stone voice*
🎶 uu-uu-uunn-
con-trol-la-bly
piss-iiiiiing 🎶
🎶 uu-uu-uunn-
con-trol-la-bly
piss-iiiiiing 🎶
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
*sly and the family stone voice*
🎶 uu-uu-uunn-
con-trol-la-bly
piss-iiiiiing 🎶
🎶 uu-uu-uunn-
con-trol-la-bly
piss-iiiiiing 🎶
Telecaster is short for Television Castrator
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Telecaster is short for Television Castrator
TORTOISE HUMAN
T******e Human
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
TORTOISE HUMAN
Michael "Bibby" Jordan
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
Michael B. Jordan almost changed his name after being compared to NBA superstar: 'I got teased so much'
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
bit.ly
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Michael "Bibby" Jordan
no new pictures, where are you mentally
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
no new pictures, where are you mentally
top two memories of Doug Fister:
1) going to the game where he struck out 9 in a row because my wife and I were visiting friends in Ann Arbor, had a free afternoon, and decided to go to a Tigers game on a whim;
2) @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social 's all-timer typo while tweeting out his recap of it
1) going to the game where he struck out 9 in a row because my wife and I were visiting friends in Ann Arbor, had a free afternoon, and decided to go to a Tigers game on a whim;
2) @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social 's all-timer typo while tweeting out his recap of it
Doug Fister
Pitcher
Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2018
TEX - HOU - BOS - DET - SEA - WSN
Pitcher
Debut: 2009 - Retired: 2018
TEX - HOU - BOS - DET - SEA - WSN
Doug Fister at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Doug Fister
baseball-reference.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
top two memories of Doug Fister:
1) going to the game where he struck out 9 in a row because my wife and I were visiting friends in Ann Arbor, had a free afternoon, and decided to go to a Tigers game on a whim;
2) @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social 's all-timer typo while tweeting out his recap of it
1) going to the game where he struck out 9 in a row because my wife and I were visiting friends in Ann Arbor, had a free afternoon, and decided to go to a Tigers game on a whim;
2) @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social 's all-timer typo while tweeting out his recap of it
seeing the name Josh Lueke for the first time in over a decade
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
seeing the name Josh Lueke for the first time in over a decade
can I borrow three million dollars
Per an email Defector got, apparently Jim Steinman's house is still on the market after his 2021 death, originally at $10 million, now down to either $3 million with all his stuff or $1.5 million without. In viewing the relevant site's photos, there's a lot going on.
www.realtor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
can I borrow three million dollars
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Guilty Gear X2 # RELOAD for PlayStation 2 turns kids transgender. know the difference
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. playing paradox interactive grand strategy games turns kids transgender. know the difference
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. listening to Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus turns kids transgender. know the difference
January 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. Guilty Gear X2 # RELOAD for PlayStation 2 turns kids transgender. know the difference
Wes Littleton
If you could nominate any local history figure for an Orioles team giveaway (bobblehead or otherwise) at Camden Yards, who would you choose?
Lots of love to everyone else spreading the Good Word (of Tupac Shakur's time in Baltimore)!
Maybe the Orioles should keep doing local history–related bobbleheads, it's a great way to Learn Something
Maybe the Orioles should keep doing local history–related bobbleheads, it's a great way to Learn Something
January 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Wes Littleton
look man the Scholastic book fair had a stranglehold on my reading habits what else can I say
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
look man the Scholastic book fair had a stranglehold on my reading habits what else can I say
drop some TABLES
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 PM
drop some TABLES
Clara Coldcheese, honey, what's got into you?
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Clara Coldcheese, honey, what's got into you?