Leezus H. Christ
@langhuck.bsky.social
public dork. southeast missouri music person.
professional lurker. he/they.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
professional lurker. he/they.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch, Charlie Brown!
Do you see what happens, Charlie Brown? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Is this your homework, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch, Charlie Brown!
I can feel you putting my dick inside your mouth
tryna fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth
tryna fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I can feel you putting my dick inside your mouth
tryna fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth
tryna fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth
singing "Flat Stanley" like "Fat Randy" by the Voodoo Glow Skulls
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
singing "Flat Stanley" like "Fat Randy" by the Voodoo Glow Skulls
5x5 Friday, got on a mid-career Ramones kick for a while there
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
5x5 Friday, got on a mid-career Ramones kick for a while there
I think I hauve covid
Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think I hauve covid
suck a titty by the ocean
you can keep the Sabbath day
or whatever it was that Joyce Manor said
you can keep the Sabbath day
or whatever it was that Joyce Manor said
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
suck a titty by the ocean
you can keep the Sabbath day
or whatever it was that Joyce Manor said
you can keep the Sabbath day
or whatever it was that Joyce Manor said
the O.C. SuperTonettas
Antony and the Veljohnsons
Emerson, Lake Bell and Palmer
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the O.C. SuperTonettas
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
it doesn't exist
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it doesn't exist
it doesn'
because it don't exist
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
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November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn'
because it don't exist
perfect always takes so long
because it don't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn't exist
it doesn'
Adam Scott, best know for his role as the villainous Jacques in Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Adam Scott, best know for his role as the villainous Jacques in Hellraiser IV: Bloodline (1996, dir. Alan Smithee)
everything I record will always sound like shit, that is my commitment to you
We need to bring back tape hiss. we need to bring back no high end when you hit the Dolby button. We need to bring back audible punches. We need to bring back sounding like shit.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
everything I record will always sound like shit, that is my commitment to you
Meet Aaron rodgerss repulsive phantom wife
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Meet Aaron rodgerss repulsive phantom wife
sarcastically, I'm in charge
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
sarcastically, I'm in charge
gender is a performance and I'm Steve-O and this is tee ball
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
gender is a performance and I'm Steve-O and this is tee ball
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it
seeking recording inspirado this week by listening to another album with upwards of three songs ripping off the Pachelbel's Canon progression (Hitler Bad Vandals Good)
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
seeking recording inspirado this week by listening to another album with upwards of three songs ripping off the Pachelbel's Canon progression (Hitler Bad Vandals Good)
every right wing media outlet this morning:
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
every right wing media outlet this morning:
knocked out another one of these today. originally I thought I ripped off a pop punk song from the '90s but it turns out we both just ripped off Pachelbel
what's a good number of songs to record for an album that rip off the Pachelbel's Canon progression? four?
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
knocked out another one of these today. originally I thought I ripped off a pop punk song from the '90s but it turns out we both just ripped off Pachelbel
yeah I can see it
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
yeah I can see it
THE DODGERS AND BLUE JAYS ARE FIGHTING
a blurry picture of a man and a woman in a room
ALT: a blurry picture of a man and a woman in a room
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE DODGERS AND BLUE JAYS ARE FIGHTING
October 5x5, the guy asked for something spooky
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
October 5x5, the guy asked for something spooky
Reposted by Leezus H. Christ
this is my Halloween gift to you. not a cover of "Hybrid Moments" by the Misfits, but a song by me with the ridiculous title of "Hybrid Moments By The Misfits". sometimes I get an idea in my head and if I don't get that idea out I'll go crazy.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...
Hybrid Moments By The Misfits, by Double Hell Death Match
track by Double Hell Death Match
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
this is my Halloween gift to you. not a cover of "Hybrid Moments" by the Misfits, but a song by me with the ridiculous title of "Hybrid Moments By The Misfits". sometimes I get an idea in my head and if I don't get that idea out I'll go crazy.
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/track/hybrid...