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Behold! You have been blessed by the Capybara shaped chicken tender.
Repost to share the blessing.
Repost to share the blessing.
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Behold! You have been blessed by the Capybara shaped chicken tender.
Repost to share the blessing.
Repost to share the blessing.
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Italian trial separation soup
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Italian trial separation soup
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You don't hear much about people who were completely erased from existence anymore.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You don't hear much about people who were completely erased from existence anymore.
There’s a type of internet person who gets really insecure if you disagree that the Divine Comedy is “fanfiction”
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
There’s a type of internet person who gets really insecure if you disagree that the Divine Comedy is “fanfiction”
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[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
[detective waving phone around at crime scene] AI says this guy died of his injuries
There should be an option to @ all of your followers
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
There should be an option to @ all of your followers
Sometimes I have to take a deep breath before opening Letterboxd reviews
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sometimes I have to take a deep breath before opening Letterboxd reviews
No, I won’t, and no I won’t
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
No, I won’t, and no I won’t
What’s with this hammy under my moons?
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What’s with this hammy under my moons?
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
And someone please build me a cenotaph if I die in a foreign land
I need to build a nuraghe
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And someone please build me a cenotaph if I die in a foreign land
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Me, to the ghost who keeps leaving doors open: Did you die in a barn??
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me, to the ghost who keeps leaving doors open: Did you die in a barn??
Also seems to be true of thermostat settings
There are about 5 options of ‘doneness’ when ordering a steak. 2 of them will make everyone judge you harshly.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Also seems to be true of thermostat settings
If you criticize media strongly enough, like a movie, eventually someone will say “Oh yeah? How many movies have you directed?!”. But if you praise it nobody’s gonna say anything like “Let’s see you write a book just as good :)”
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you criticize media strongly enough, like a movie, eventually someone will say “Oh yeah? How many movies have you directed?!”. But if you praise it nobody’s gonna say anything like “Let’s see you write a book just as good :)”
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What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.
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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
william carlos williams mfer
“We have tons of food” is always untrue for a real eater like me. You’ve got 2.5 meals in there tops
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“We have tons of food” is always untrue for a real eater like me. You’ve got 2.5 meals in there tops
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I take it you have not been given eyes to see the world to come then, young Steadack? Their forms have already haunted us before their arrival. A taunt scarred into the psychosphere. That was the first attack. This is the squeakquel.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I take it you have not been given eyes to see the world to come then, young Steadack? Their forms have already haunted us before their arrival. A taunt scarred into the psychosphere. That was the first attack. This is the squeakquel.
Hello, new follower! @militarywives.bsky.social Steady’s the name - but your husbands will call me Jody.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hello, new follower! @militarywives.bsky.social Steady’s the name - but your husbands will call me Jody.
An unplanned pregnancy is also known as a “whoopsy-daisy oopsy-baby”
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
An unplanned pregnancy is also known as a “whoopsy-daisy oopsy-baby”
Browsing Instagram stories and I saw three weddings in a row
This year on social media I’ve seen like 25 people in my orbit - friends and their families, former co-workers, acquaintances, etc. - get engaged, married, or have a kid.
every time I’ve opened Instagram this month someone has graduated or gotten engaged
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Browsing Instagram stories and I saw three weddings in a row
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you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen
comet and cupid and richard m. nixon
comet and cupid and richard m. nixon
November 21, 2023 at 9:54 PM
you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen
comet and cupid and richard m. nixon
comet and cupid and richard m. nixon
Found a tweet idea in one of my old notebooks:
*Cassian Andor voice* and make a 5-hour shift feel like a lunch break
*Cassian Andor voice* and make a 5-hour shift feel like a lunch break
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Found a tweet idea in one of my old notebooks:
*Cassian Andor voice* and make a 5-hour shift feel like a lunch break
*Cassian Andor voice* and make a 5-hour shift feel like a lunch break
David Charles Novak (1952-2003, r. 2009-) is an American businessman, author, and philanthropist best known for returning to life after death[5] and developing the Cool Ranch flavor of Doritos[1][6][14][20][a].
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
David Charles Novak (1952-2003, r. 2009-) is an American businessman, author, and philanthropist best known for returning to life after death[5] and developing the Cool Ranch flavor of Doritos[1][6][14][20][a].
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November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM