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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.
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The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."
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The Singularitarian fantasists who want us to elevate machines to consciousness are not interested in the happiness of all beings.

They want to degrade the biological body to a mere vessel, one they can discard. It's bunk theology for men who believe they're too smart and special to die.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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if you see the rubber hose stickin outta the nose it means you're 15 miles from the

hooooooooooooorrrrshack
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
@joadsprocket.bsky.social apparently there's a difference between the steam version and the xbox on pc version in regards to crossplay, so I'm installing both to see if this is the case. Incredibly stupid imo
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Joining "Chill Koldberg", my new Sub-Zero variants: Kold Yeller and Kold up- eyyyyyy (RIP Nate Dogg)
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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kelly! kelly, it's trent. your cousin, machine gun trent. you know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this! [pounds pencil into dickhole]
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Why did I start playing MK11 on series x out of the blue, it looks insane on the pc. Did I forgrt or was I just suddenly like "its installed here, guess I'll toss it on real quick?"
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
@joadsprocket.bsky.social it was this shitty dongle for the mini keyboard I use fuckin shit up. I'm gonna flatten and reinstall this pc and eill be ready next time
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
if I get one more notification for a bullshit email because I had to turn off categories to avoid ai bukkshit I will go fucking apeshit. I dont want AI. Computers can't even fix my fuckin typos for me why would I want AI
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@joadsprocket.bsky.social is it MK11 time yet?
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Red belt at night, karate fight
Red belt at morning, karate mourning (killed my sensei in a karate fight)
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Cold Fear is on the GOG preservation program now, which is an immediate buy
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
There is literally nothing in this fuckin car that warrants me locking it. I have stepped on my own dick yet again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Do not tell me you are a 24 hour locksmith if the earliest you can get to me is 8 hours from now. Do not pretend like there's that many mfs locked out around here.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
How much is it?

valkharheff?

I'm sorry?

lokay valkhar weyr

Where am I?

LOKAY VALKHAR WEYR

ok man, thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me: "Hey do you have a slimjim to pop a car door lock?"

Everyone I ask: "No. If anyone would have one I'd think it'd be you."
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Why dont you just make it immediate activation and minimum 3 months membership or ehatever the fuck would let people use it immediately without it costing you money, allstate? Wtf
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THERE, CAR KEYS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sometimes you order something and then in the middle of the night an email shows up on it changing the status to one thst definitely requires human interaction and it's like who the hell is awake at this hour and working on it? How is there a picture for it already you are insane
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Jake the Snake's brother, Joseph the Snoeseph
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you're making "thanksgiving poptarts" with puff pastry then you aren't making poptarts you're making toaster strudels.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
@joadsprocket.bsky.social how is your new job, and wouldnt it be great to de-stress with some video game violence
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My plan to wake up at a normal time failed by 4 hours
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM