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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt

@senatorivy.com

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I need it to say 'tha lady killa, tha blood spilla, and tha toilet filla.' Yes, I'll hold.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · Sep 9

The guy who wrote Weekend at Bernies died. I'm told his last words were "Dont do it, please. You gotta promise me you wont do it. You know what. Promise me."

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 14m

lmao I thought this was a reply to my sf6 trainer advertisement post

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 48m

I was always the "must put foot over head" weirdo. I am now just waiting for the robots to stab me in the head with their learning spike so I can instantly know how to be Bryan Fury

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 54m

I required much more extravagant kicking thsn SAFTA could provide in my youth I'm afraid.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Only the cold stare of muay thai champion Pud Pad Noy Worawoot in front of a blue wall is needed to teach me how to Sagat

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 1h

Panther Productions videos are clearly all one needs for such things!

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 2h

listen to Vince Lombardi over here

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 2h

just play the game Doc. You dont need an ai trainer.

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 2h

this is the truth!

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 2h

it's for the game so it's probably just a random 2nd player

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 11h

"While you got another job, I studied the glock"

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 11h

Definitely. In another reply I described him as like SpawnDefaultMoneyedWhiteMan(no hobbies)

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 11h

lol

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I hear a baseball is going on long. Just tell Sparky Anderson to get Alan Trammell in there and he'll sort it out

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

We should all take our fashion advice from a republican skeeze whose wardrobe makes him look like Jimmy Hart and a Lidz store went through the teleporter together

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

lol

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I estimate the guy to be like a hard 48 to a normal 54. According to him his kids have left the house for college, his wife works, and he has "no plan" for if someone "shows up at night." He's a typical comfortably moneyed Whitey McBusinessman, so he has the world's strongest victim complex.

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I really got that idea yeah. He was like "I recently fired an employee."
Me: ah.
Him: Well he quit.
Me: mm.
Him: Yeah he got a new job.
Me: ...
Him: I havent heard from him since but I wanted to be safe and I didnt have a plan.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

like even if you're being lied to by your teacher, just that much shooting would have to level up by virtue of sheer chance alone. MF shooting in Thousand Timeless Monkeys style and somehow not coming up with Guns Hamlet.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I'm not trying to brag about my shootin skillz or anything, I rarely shoot and I'm not Annie Oakley by any means, but when I do go, I do a pretty good job of hitting the spot I'm shooting at with the pistol. I dont get how he can shoot 300x a day for months and suck so bad.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I wanted to ask this guy further questions but the guy behind the counter chimed in to let me know how good the guy was doing. I felt like the "soap with a prize inside" guy in Deadwood when Montana tells him to work his grift away from he and Saul's tent. Like I was a danger to their money milking

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

Further questions revealed that the guy he fired actually left for another job before being fired, and also has not been seen by this man since. He's spending 300 a day on ammo snd lessons he says. He held up his target and it was just scattered. Just a reall ass of a job. I didnt know what to say

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

Made the mistake of making small talk with another person at the counter today who tells me that he's gotten really into shooting and has been doing daily lessons for the past 3 months because he "had to fire an employee" and now he's afraid for his life.

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

I thought you were talking about my favorite Bond girl, Vag Incredulous

Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

Loading up for defense with my ACME brand fighter jets

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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 12h

they were always lava fuckin hot

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