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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · Nov 20

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 5h

a man in a suit and bow tie is making a funny face .

Alt: Neil Patrick Harris nods sadly

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 6h

No question

a man with a mustache is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a chain around his neck .

Alt: David from schitts creek nods

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 6h

Babies come from girls’ butts

-rfk jr probably

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 7h

a man with a mustache has the word word written on his shirt

Alt: Ted Lasso says, “word.”

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 8h

a black and white photo of a man playing a puppet in a tent .

Alt: mister rogers smiles and laughs as he operates X the Owl

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 9h

When they come for me I’m definitely ratting out this guy who radicalized me

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 9h

The HHS Secretary ffs.

Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 9h

A bear placenta perhaps while he was using heroin intravenously and serially cheating on his wife.

Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 9h

So anyway rfk jr doesn’t know what a placenta is

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 10h

Assistant ‘to the’ branch manager 🤣

a man in a suit and tie is touching his face .

Alt: Dwight from the office

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 10h

There’s just no way, right? I mean my gods for sure there’s no way.

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 10h

Looks I’m barely cool but I’ll take it 🙂

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 10h

😊😊😊

Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 11h

This has gotta be the first time the Nobel committee has had to worry about retaliation for not awarding a peace prize tho amiright

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 11h

Europeans must think we’re fucking nuts

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 12h

Remember back in 2019 when Donald Trump was found guilty of setting up a charitable foundation for kids with cancer and then stole from it because I do

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 12h

Rule of Acquisition #97

rule 97 enough is never enough is written above a picture of a man

Alt: Ferengi rule of acquisition #97 ‘enough is never enough’

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe he’s just the assistant to the branch manager 🤣

a man in a yellow shirt and tie is holding a piece of paper in his hand .

Alt: From the television show the office, Dwight Shrute, the assistant “to the” branch manager, uses Whiteout to alter his business card

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 13h

😊😊😊

Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 13h

Let ‘er sing 🎤 💀

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 13h

Wait we’re living in a Mel Brooks film, aren’t we.

Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 15h

Branch manager 🐶

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 15h

The state of Texas can’t even keep electricity flowing to their citizens but they’re deploying national guard troops to invade Illinois

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 15h

There’s no question that all of this material that they’re recording will be subpoenaed for their trials and their under-oath congressional testimonies – so yeah.

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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 16h

🥰🥰🥰