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marchanddcitron.bsky.social
The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1h
Cold turkey?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h
Who run Internet?
Say louder.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 3h
The chickadees I see most often come right up on MY porch while I'm sitting there and get real close and look at me and say "YOU'RE still here?" and then, brrrrt!, take off leaving tiny mouse poops on everything.
They're so bold and rude and I love them.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 10h
You know that's right.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 11h
Lol. Did you guys know the FBI thinks it used to spend time cracking down on white collar crime?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 12h
Your welcome.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 12h
Why'd they chicken out on the mannequin when they already laid "balls" on the table?
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 12h
Adulthood is pretty good.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 16h
Lol.
Every single commercial jet aircraft is equipped with geo-engineering weather modification equipment standard - it's called a jet engine (or three) and it aerosolizes jet fuel, jet fuel combustion particulates, and large volumes of water vapor at high altitudes the entire time it is flying.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
They've invented six new sleep positions that seem pretty comfortable for about two minutes, and then your shoulder explodes.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
I should be able to claim inflation as a capital loss.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
A rising tide of boiling sewage lifts all boats.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Nice place. Lots of chairs you can sit in without having to take off your daisho.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
The bone bone.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
All these production companies spent all this money and poured all this time and effort into making all these shows so I can see hundreds of them all lined up and read the cards and maybe even look at some of the previews and go to bed early and disgusted that all of it looks so fucking stupid.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
They should invent a dryer where not just one or two items of clothing fall out onto the disgusting basement floor every time you open it, but literally all of your clothes fall out onto the disgusting basement floor every time you open it.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Slowly following Nazis around with my dog poop covered mini-drone just out of reach, making every place they go smell real bad and occasionally threatening to touch it on their stuff.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
That would be so boss.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Might weaponize my DJI FPV later by landing it in some fresh dog poop.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Is this reaction hyperbolic?
It depends on how likely you think it is that Trump will follow through on most of what he has literally and unambiguously threatened to do.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
It's nice to have such a wide variety of competitive options.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
I hope everyone else here has a deep bunker and their own nuclear weapons, because Donald Trump is coming to get you if you've complained once online about anything he's done.
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It’s Hard to Overstate How Disturbing This Trump Directive Is
It’s the clearest statement of the president’s intentions that we’ve seen so far.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
When this lady shows up to provide feedback on your job performance you done fucked up.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
It's too bad those backgrounds don't have sound you can unmute. I imagine this one would have either a lot of screaming or maybe teeth chattering.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 2d
There's lots of pineapples there.
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