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Frightening McQueen

@lettuce.bsky.social

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Bleh My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iospu3tavlzqplkpbgpiz6nb/feed/aaafjks2ddefk

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · Nov 7

[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside

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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 15h

making you stand and wait while i look for a specific guy in the garden of earthly delights on my phone

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10h

Died and went to the level of hell where everything is controlled by rube goldberg machines. If you want a cup of coffee, get ready to wait for the match to light under a basket of billiard balls. I wish I'd lived a good life

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 10h

Wonderful. My aromatic aster is the only thing blooming right now, I clearly need to get to work

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14h

As someone who likes to joke around, comedies often hit a little too close to home

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 13h

Nobody's any years should be like this

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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 1d

*prince voice* little moist towelette

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d

UNCONVENTIONAL: This woman ran out of hot dog buns and is having hot dog on a hamburger bun. She must manipulate its form. Hot dog reborn

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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 1d

in therapy, bells go off, the room lights up, the ceiling is flashing different colors, I'm actually in Cash Therapy the only show where you compete in therapy for real cash prizes

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 4d

Which video game character are you? Please keep all answers to yourself. Just something to think about

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 2d

If you look at this image right, it looks like a screaming goblin trapped in hell, forced to be a digital assistant.

A screenshot of a chat with customer service at Three. The little picture of the digital assistant is a, presumably, unintentional ambiguous image.

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 2d

Nuking a bag of marshmallows just for the story

Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 2d

Can't wait to unwind with several hours on the Arguments App

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 3d

Too relatable oof

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dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 4d

10/10 sound design

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 14d

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 5d

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

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Frightening McQueen @lettuce.bsky.social · 6d

Typo in that venmo? 32bit?

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 6d

texting my boss "can't come in today" with an ai generated video of me getting hit by a car and when he asks who's holding the camera i wait a few minutes and text back "whoa"