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@vineyille.bsky.social

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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · Mar 2

Panicked on the red carpet when Letterboxd asked me to name my four favorite movies and just started reciting the Jersey Mike’s menu

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 9h

The president, facedown on The Presidential Desk: Los Angeles is a hell hole, you have many people doing bangkok rules, riding surfboards. SNAKE PLISSKLEN they call him and we're looking into that

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 11h

@vineyille
[SNL intro]
Announcer says my name. I'm standing perfectly still in a Duane Reade, carrying too many plastic bags and looking at arm slings.

@Duane Reade
@vineyille Love the authenticity. Much more realistic than the actual intro if you ask us.

@vineyille
@DuaneReade thank you

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 2d

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4d

(comforting a kid at their dad's funeral) you know, your daddy always told me he wished he was dead (kid starts crying) he's uhh he's not though. he's fine. i saw him at the gas station. mommy told a lie

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Satinybus @satinybus.bsky.social · 5d

Just kick it under the fridge

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

hit this shit it's straight from hell

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

Ah dammit this was from too much peppermint oil

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

I wouldn't even know where to start

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

Feeling a lot better thank you

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 5d

I just pulled this out of me is that ok

A rotting corroded piece of pipe laying on top of a boiler

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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 6d

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 6d

Unboxer_Larry72 here. Before everyone gets mad at me for unboxing a vintage Peter Venkman action figure live on stage in Riyadh next month, please understand that I was paid 320 million dollars

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 6d

Fell asleep while eating a sub in my medbed and my body has undergone a transformation that can only be described as "Mike's Way"

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onion person @junlper.beer · 8d

not bluesky moderation censoring an explosive documentary trailer by independent media about jeffery epstein 💔

The Onion @theonion.com · 8d

Did you kill Jeffrey Epstein? Buy your tickets to Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at www.theonion.com/badpedophile now to find out. In select theaters October 2.

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 8d

Strange AI child showing you a super nintendo controller with seven face buttons all labeled ẞ: “REMEMBER?!”

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 9d

Strange AI child: Remember going to Blimpie's for sandwich in the 90s? You could get ham AND cheese on sandwich, and the owner would shake your hand and give you a cookie and he was white

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12d

Very much going to this

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 15d

logging on

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domi @domi.zip · 13d

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

2 skeletons, on left with veins, arteries, lymph nodes as they are in the body; on right with them being represented as straight cables like in the arranged neatly next to each other like in a server room

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 14d

nope it's good

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 14d

We're now hearing reports that a bullet with the phrase "CURSE WORDS" was found at the scene

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15d

the dark carnival was real this whole time

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 15d

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

rapture clothes left behind: an ICP shirt depicting a clown burning a rebel flag, flatform crocs, and a hat that says "we're so back"

vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 16d

Lighting my copy of We Kill Everything on fire to prove some kind of point

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 17d

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

Riot Fest @RiotFest • 2h
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Like I know this is a rage bait
engagement farming twitter account, but "GWAR crossed a major line" is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard.
karen @hottakekaren • 17h
Saw a friend's video from Riot Fest
-GWAR mock-beheaded Elon Musk on stage. That's not edgy, it's grotesque and reckless and normalizes violence against a real person. This is not okay. Riot Fest and GWAR crossed a major line.
#RiotFest #GWAR #ElonMusk @RiotFest @gwar @elonmusk@X

pic of beheaded musk at riot fest during gwar set