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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻

@justabarnowl.bsky.social

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Surely there are tiny delicious birds *here* Actually Owltistic Hillbilly 🟡⚪️🟣⚫️ Appalachian ☭ Purveyor of the finest weapons-grade spite on 🦋

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 10d

I call my cat “kiddo” sometimes. I know he’s not my kid, but I think it makes him feel more loved and softens the blow when I kick his ass at MarioKart

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 13h

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 11h

god that shit sucks so much

Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸 @huckstergon.bsky.social · 12h

I wish there were a tag I could use to mute “furry porn of massively, distendedly, physically-impossibly obese characters”

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 11h

high life is my go to when i’m broke

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 13h

lol bitch blocked me

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14h

"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."

Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom

By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...

buff.ly

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 14h

never

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 14h

there is no democracy left to restore. they have burnt it to the ground and you are delusional with your head buried in the sand

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Joe Kalicki @joekalicki.bsky.social · 14h

Then we all do down together. I will not vote for anyone under any circumstances unless they unambiguously affirm and support trans rights and humanity.

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 14h

mr softboiled is displeased

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 14h

the nose ring is such a cute look

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

i like MS MR

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

these motherfuckers live entirely on brisket i tell you what

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 16h

yeah yeah they're doughy whatever. my fav part is the guy in the middle flagging his twin brother next to him

Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb.

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

narrator: democracy had, in fact, already failed

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

shit man they’re fatter than i am that’s crazy impressive

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

either way i’d like to piss on him

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

gondor calls for aid etc

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15h

hey pal. I'll keep up with you :)

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

hey is it cool if I shit in your mouth thx

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 18h

Gavin Newsom would take a puppy from an orphan, rip the puppy apart with his bare hands and eat it while the orphan screamed if he thought it would win him one vote in Wisconsin.

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

it’s pretty gnarly but if the worst should happen i’ll be over there grimly shitposting into the void

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

skip why don’t you want to smell my toots

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 15h

i’d love to see you as a corncob

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 18h

Well, well, well...if it isn't the endlessly dismissed Left being proven 100% correct about someone for the one billionth time.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 20h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 17h

i’m actually ordained so

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 19h

a few of us are fucking around on mastodon trying to get the feel for it. i’ve also been busy af irl

Just A Boo Owl ☭ 👻 @justabarnowl.bsky.social · 21h

i cannot seem to find you :/

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