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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · Feb 11

Even if i don't know you-

If it's your birthday I will say happy birthday

I will heart every selfie I see.

You post good news I will congratulate you.

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 14h

This is awesome

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 14h

Good job, Im proud of you.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 14h

I bring that BDE

*burrito dinner everywhere

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 14h

I bring that BDE

*bipolar Devi energy

gimme the spoo-K Special @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 14h

I bring that BDE

*big dork energy

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 15h

Spooky pie

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 15h

This is a separate place from work and real life.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 15h

This is adorable

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 15h

So good.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 15h

No. Take this down.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 23h

My last name is 5 letters. My exs last name was 12. Im not doing extra work....

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

My only issue with people that have a ton of tattoos is the ones that get pissed when you ask about them. Like, dude, you are a walking billboard.

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Budget law enforcement.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

A tattoo should be whatever the person receiving it wants it to be... why should anyone else care?

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

Hey y'all. My 17 year old cat, Gladys, is very sick and needs to go to the vet but i can't afford it rn. If anyone can help, my c*shapp is $brennamcm

The vet gave an estimate of $250 for an exam and labwork. Im so scared she's going to die. If you can help at all, I'd appreciate it

Ilu ♥️

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest blows his money on hookers and blow

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Sells Plasma to Make Rent

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest will not learn from this mistake

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest will not learn from this mistake

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes to the Clinic

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest is getting an itch checked out

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest is getting an itch checked out

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Does Debbie After She Did Dallas

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest does Dallas

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest does Dallas

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Buys Bluesky

Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Saves PornHub

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 1d

Ernest Goes to Church Bingo

🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes to the Glory Hole

🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 1d

Ernest Goes Down

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ʍɨɖռɨɢɦȶ ʟɨʟʏ @ghostknockers.bsky.social · 1d

her mask never hides
eyes like shattered glass
shards buried in the skin
the silence in her voice
is a weight that drips
from the cracks in her smile
deep within churns
a storm without warning
and the world still spins
but she stays,
still

#foxprose

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

a man is drinking a cup of coffee with the words that 's hot written above him .

Alt: a man is drinking a cup of coffee with the words that 's hot written above him .

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Cool ive got a title.

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

And what is 6.9k without a banger?

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Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

Picking up the keys on friday! The goal is to be fully moved in by monday with as little disruption as possible.

Cardboard robot @killingicons.bsky.social · 1d

If there are 5 empty urinals and you choose to stand next to me, I expect you to hold my hand.