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Reverse Clowngirl

@axialagegamer.swifties.social

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The apocalypse will be shitposted Eat the Reich No skeets are legal advice Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager Proudly anti-Elon since 2004 If I argue, I probably have a degree in it 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇨🇦🇬🇷

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 1d

Aaron continuing to lie about shit. Petition to make me the head of Bluesky Trust & Safety. It would be an indisputable improvement.

Aaron Rodericks @aaron.bsky.team · 1d

1) This was a spam network shared internally at Bluesky for investigation on spam likes. 2) I misclicked/unclicked, but a harassment bot picked it up 3) I continue to be harassed about it a year later

I'm offering a genuine response that I don't see the need for this continually to be raised.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 3h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Alice’s Restaurant Chainsaw Massacree @reedonly.bsky.social · 1h

Try to destroy my republic once? Shame on you. Do it a second time? Hey cut it out. A third time? OK, no more of that

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 56m

Jesus.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 4h

Name your Fav Cryptid.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1h

Just ate a piece of fruit as though staying alive is worth while.

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 1h

you'd think Democrats would realize that effective messaging can shift public opinion and electoral outcomes after watching Republicans wage relentless and super-effective propaganda warfare on the nation's dim electorate for going on five fucking decades

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 2h

Weird. It’s almost like making accusations generates friction which generates news which rallies your supporters.

2 Key Democrats Come Out And Say It: Trump Has 'Some Kind Of Dementia'

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ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 1h

I’m also not saying don’t disagree, that’s fine and good, just: if I’m reading your tweet and saying “this mf again” in my head that’s bad

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ghost malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 1h

specifically not a subtweet of anybody recently or in particular but if every time I interact with you you’re being a combative jackass eventually I’m going to block or mute you even if I think you have considerable other virtues. life’s too short

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 59m

Party For Your Right To Fight (Public Enemy, 1988)

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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 1h

Mr. Speaker should we invade Greenland and appoint Kevin Sorbo as regional administrator?

Speaker: I haven't followed his work since Hercules so I can't speak to his qualifications.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Mr. Speaker is it a good idea for humans to have sex with chimpanzees?

Speaker: I’m not the zoologist so I’m not following that day-to-day

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1h

The people running our major media institutions are not human beings—they're paid mercenaries.

Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 2h

The Post laid off seemingly the remaining of their liberal-leaning staff members on Opinion last Thursday, when some of them were observing Yom Kippur.

from @oliverdarcy.bsky.social for Status
status.news/p/washington-post-opinion-cuts-adam-oneal

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 1h

They want us down here fighting amongst ourselves for crumbs while they gluttonize all the cookies.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1d

we gotta stop using “democratic run” or “blue cities” and start saying donald trump is invading “american cities”

NPR @npr.org · 1d

President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.

Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained

n.pr

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Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 13h

The song "Your body is a wonderland" really hits different when you study biology and know that you are covered in things like Demodex mites that live on your face and don't have an anus so eventually fill up with faeces and explode.

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 12h

Here, will some ways.

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13h

Here, smoke some mirrors.

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ceej @ceej.online · 13h

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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Plenary Popehat Power @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13h

These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 15h

Here’s video of the incident

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 18h

"Ballerina Aesha Ash wandering around inner city Rochester breaking the stereotypes about women of color and to inspire young kids."

its a picture of a ballerina teaching future young ballerinas!!!

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 12h

Piss and vinegar

DNAhhhh!😱 @dnaustin.bsky.social · 13h

actors on stage pretending to converse in the background

Jerry @jthom.tech · 13h

peas and carrots

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 12h

Hearing dogmurderer lady whine about not being allowed to enter places to use their restroom will never stop being funny to me.

🇮🇹 Methy Nostra 🔥✝️ @methynostra.bsky.social · 13h

Things seem to be going well.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve been in the room where they make these calls. “Oh the Washington post fact checker is going to review this, we need to support our argument”

NOBODY CARES! Just say the thing

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 13h

Democrats think people give a shit about explaining. Nobody cares. Just make the attack.

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brozilla @brozilla.bsky.social · 3d

wild to basically be advocating for technological slavery if we consider AI to be “sentient”.

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