Joaquin Closet
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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
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might place a cheeky ILL request thepulp.net/pulpsuperfan...
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
might place a cheeky ILL request thepulp.net/pulpsuperfan...
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During my morning routine my brain is doing power-on self-tests and can only hold one thought. Today's thought was "the main guy of squid game's haircut looked good"
February 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
During my morning routine my brain is doing power-on self-tests and can only hold one thought. Today's thought was "the main guy of squid game's haircut looked good"
Now to watch 1000 YouTubes of MRI machines with thr cover off, explainers of what each sound is etc
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Now to watch 1000 YouTubes of MRI machines with thr cover off, explainers of what each sound is etc
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Slimed and pasted, Control.
October 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Slimed and pasted, Control.
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It's finally the freaking weekend. I'm planning to spend it applying creams pretty much constantly, I've already gotten out of bed 4x to slather more on
December 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
It's finally the freaking weekend. I'm planning to spend it applying creams pretty much constantly, I've already gotten out of bed 4x to slather more on
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Creams and lotions for my shieldmaidens, for we ride at dawn
December 12, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Creams and lotions for my shieldmaidens, for we ride at dawn
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I'm crabby so I slathered myself with creams and went to bed
October 23, 2023 at 3:18 AM
I'm crabby so I slathered myself with creams and went to bed
The kind of bitter winter's night that had me inventorying the slathering creams like I was laying away a root cellar
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The kind of bitter winter's night that had me inventorying the slathering creams like I was laying away a root cellar
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I figured out the exact problem with your car. Check out the image below for more info
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I figured out the exact problem with your car. Check out the image below for more info
ANOTHER DAY IN THE SALT MINES AS MY DAD WOULD SAY,
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ANOTHER DAY IN THE SALT MINES AS MY DAD WOULD SAY,
now it's complaining about its filthy encoder strip... is it going to be every day with this diva behavior!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
now it's complaining about its filthy encoder strip... is it going to be every day with this diva behavior!!
Hnng
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hnng
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for a hot second I thought he was conducting this press conference in a full upper body cast and man that would have been an incredible bit
Lamar Jackson says injuries are not holding him back
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
for a hot second I thought he was conducting this press conference in a full upper body cast and man that would have been an incredible bit
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So there’s no WWI roundel that matches this one… could Busytown be a sovereign nation with its own Air Force? COULD IT!?
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So there’s no WWI roundel that matches this one… could Busytown be a sovereign nation with its own Air Force? COULD IT!?
10:56 AM i'm finally actually awake
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
10:56 AM i'm finally actually awake
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
thinking of him
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
thinking of him
Need to text my college roommate about this. He lived in that section of Express that was all pinstripe vests with four way stretch
The kids won’t ever get to experience the Business casual club era dawg ….. It was summer time and folks was sweating in that business casual
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Need to text my college roommate about this. He lived in that section of Express that was all pinstripe vests with four way stretch
Talking about HVAC with Cool Babes from the state department of health... you gotta love it!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Talking about HVAC with Cool Babes from the state department of health... you gotta love it!!!
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Most women at the party want to sleep with my lawyer, notary, and literary agent Sterling Brochure. I don't blame them, the tall polyglot tends to get what he wants, whether that's a record advance, a no fault divorce, or papers signed while he watches. I steal glances at him while I make the dip.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Most women at the party want to sleep with my lawyer, notary, and literary agent Sterling Brochure. I don't blame them, the tall polyglot tends to get what he wants, whether that's a record advance, a no fault divorce, or papers signed while he watches. I steal glances at him while I make the dip.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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May 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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However good you think this is going to be, it's actually better
It truly does keep spreading, doesn't it?
Major Partagaz Enjoys Cerveza Cristal
YouTube video by FishEnds
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May 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
However good you think this is going to be, it's actually better