Joaquin Closet
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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
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Mr. View has now brought up two times that he wore his slippers to do the Thanksgiving shopping and as a result was too embarrassed to ask the guy who appears to work 20 hour days at the Mexican grocery store for help
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mr. View has now brought up two times that he wore his slippers to do the Thanksgiving shopping and as a result was too embarrassed to ask the guy who appears to work 20 hour days at the Mexican grocery store for help
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
- Quince cheese, a traditional jelly dessert made from quince (a small hard fruit related to pears and apples)
Baader-Meinhof Leaaderboard
- "Fox on the Run", a 1974 song by Sweet, which is entirely different from "Fox on the Run", a 1969 song by Manfred Mann which became a modern bluegrass standard
- "Fox on the Run", a 1974 song by Sweet, which is entirely different from "Fox on the Run", a 1969 song by Manfred Mann which became a modern bluegrass standard
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Baader-Meinhof Leaderboard:
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
- JSX and Aero, public charter not-airlines that fly old Embraers as pseudo-private jets
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A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
February 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.
Hmm
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hmm
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Misty view name Austin Princess
December 5, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Misty view name Austin Princess
James Would
I feel like James May would be very into the idea of Misty names
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
James Would
Thia goes crazy sorry
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thia goes crazy sorry
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@cheatlines.co new misty name Montina Corlon (idk what it's a pun on but it *feels* right)
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@cheatlines.co new misty name Montina Corlon (idk what it's a pun on but it *feels* right)
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*regretfully* just like me fr... just like me fr... just like me fr...
January 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
*regretfully* just like me fr... just like me fr... just like me fr...
Its called a James maysona and its valid
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Its called a James maysona and its valid
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oh okay alright, fine. me 10 years ago vs. now
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
oh okay alright, fine. me 10 years ago vs. now
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every time transition timelines hit the skyline here i have to resist the urge to use a picture of james may as the "before" shot. thank you for understanding the massive amounts of restraint i'm exercising here
July 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
every time transition timelines hit the skyline here i have to resist the urge to use a picture of james may as the "before" shot. thank you for understanding the massive amounts of restraint i'm exercising here
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Have a #painting. "Knocknarea III" came out of my annual visits to County Sligo where I get to visit the iconic mountain. This is a view from the south as you wend along the coast - which I recommend you do, ideally on a bicycle. #art #SpeirGhorm #ArtYear
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Have a #painting. "Knocknarea III" came out of my annual visits to County Sligo where I get to visit the iconic mountain. This is a view from the south as you wend along the coast - which I recommend you do, ideally on a bicycle. #art #SpeirGhorm #ArtYear
Eating a sandwich in the car and a mom and toddler walked by identifying all the cars in the lot by gently touching their badges... I was honored with a "[unintelligible]!" "that's right that's a Honda!" 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Eating a sandwich in the car and a mom and toddler walked by identifying all the cars in the lot by gently touching their badges... I was honored with a "[unintelligible]!" "that's right that's a Honda!" 🥹
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saw a pair of classic USian birds on the river 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
saw a pair of classic USian birds on the river 🫡
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when i got an MRI i imagined i was in a mech and all the noises was me fighting. thats it really
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when i got an MRI i imagined i was in a mech and all the noises was me fighting. thats it really
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Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Day #168: The Exciting World of the Metric System (1976)
might place a cheeky ILL request thepulp.net/pulpsuperfan...
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
might place a cheeky ILL request thepulp.net/pulpsuperfan...
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During my morning routine my brain is doing power-on self-tests and can only hold one thought. Today's thought was "the main guy of squid game's haircut looked good"
February 9, 2024 at 5:16 PM
During my morning routine my brain is doing power-on self-tests and can only hold one thought. Today's thought was "the main guy of squid game's haircut looked good"
Now to watch 1000 YouTubes of MRI machines with thr cover off, explainers of what each sound is etc
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Now to watch 1000 YouTubes of MRI machines with thr cover off, explainers of what each sound is etc
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Slimed and pasted, Control.
October 23, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Slimed and pasted, Control.
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It's finally the freaking weekend. I'm planning to spend it applying creams pretty much constantly, I've already gotten out of bed 4x to slather more on
December 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
It's finally the freaking weekend. I'm planning to spend it applying creams pretty much constantly, I've already gotten out of bed 4x to slather more on
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Creams and lotions for my shieldmaidens, for we ride at dawn
December 12, 2023 at 5:00 AM
Creams and lotions for my shieldmaidens, for we ride at dawn
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I'm crabby so I slathered myself with creams and went to bed
October 23, 2023 at 3:18 AM
I'm crabby so I slathered myself with creams and went to bed