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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ
In a surprisingly emotional moment after discussing the week with Mr. View and his sister (both Minnesotans) we opened my COVID whiskey that's been stashed with the quilt batting for just under 6 years
Mentally rotating the still sealed bottle of Famous Grouse whiskey i bought in February 2020 for an "Okay It's Happening" situation
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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in 1939 the fascists of the world threw down a single massive bet: that the free people of the world were as weak as they imagined us to be. that we were nations of shopkeepers, who would fold at one touch of the armored gauntlet from truly hard, deadly, motivated, manly men.

pic unrelated.
January 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Last week I made my worst loaf yet but my project to dry some starter for backup worked a treat
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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scoping out which Taco Bells would be the easiest to hold and fortify
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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there’s a lot of not getting scared of crowd control shit in these clips
Minneapolis, after the murder of Renee Nicole Good.
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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A screencap so the sign can be read:
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Battle rattle. It may be lib cringe but i did give away every drink on a nasty cold windy day. next time I need smaller cups (people wanted short pours) and a lot more chai
January 10, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's wild how my fighting spirit and overall power level increases when I'm not looking at my phone. Do you think this means anything
January 10, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Who living and not fearing the city governor today
(it's a footnote, but at one point he describes a Tang dynasty crime boss who had tattoos on one arm that read "Living, I do not fear the city governor" and on the other "Dead, I do not fear the King of Hell" which goes *very* hard)
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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first hypergraphic sign i’ve ever agreed with
Anyways, my ride is here
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Since my boomer neighbors always bring better, meaner signs than me and because as a good Midwestern-Coloradoan I have a shitload of thermoses I think I will bring hot drinks to the protest today
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
This is how I realized I accidentally unfollowed ACARS Drama
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Hmm!
mamdani's doing richard scarry socialism. every time he appears on camera i feel like the little worm in an apple car should be right near by in a lush tableau of municipal services just out of frame
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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dont talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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NOPE has everything including a stirring depiction of the power wielded by a Technician who is Pure of Heart
incredible… it says here we’ve convinced misty to watch nope
June 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Going on record to say that if you somehow become immortal using a method that doesn't require creating an undercity of eternal darkness to power the Brain Nexus I'm not worried. Go ahead and appear as a Mysterious Traveler at future historical inflection points, that's chill
August 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Me omw to my streaming apps when I hear someone describe a random ten year old movie I've never heard of as a "modern noir"
January 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Firing a scattergun into the air to signal to my most beautiful uncle that bud light lime has been restocked at the liquor store. Two return shots mean he heard me, three means he is in distress
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I'm watching Thief (1981) for the second time and folks, what a fuckin movie
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Time for DARK CITY (1998)
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
While reminiscing about Bad Luck Hot Rocks i became Aware of another @rthmpsn.bsky.social book and it's very @hellabarnes.bsky.social coded as well
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Made a big flange thing for my weird dryer vent situation
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is not the last low-irony MSP protest graphic design I will be reposting so just be aware
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM