I'm Butter Bessie
@scrubby.bsky.social
whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
accidentally called my phone the computer and she got PISSED
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
accidentally called my phone the computer and she got PISSED
Computer’s Hacking…Stand Byte…
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Computer’s Hacking…Stand Byte…
(increasingly panicked) nothing's on lock, nothing's on lock!!
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 AM
(increasingly panicked) nothing's on lock, nothing's on lock!!
a stick of blue better, churned from stilled and thickened wind
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 AM
a stick of blue better, churned from stilled and thickened wind
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miley cyrus… “party in the usa”…? i think not… serious times in the usa…
April 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
miley cyrus… “party in the usa”…? i think not… serious times in the usa…
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
Shit im on lately
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Shit im on lately
i did NOT laugh at your son's death. lol to me means "raising my arms in unbearable grief"
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
i did NOT laugh at your son's death. lol to me means "raising my arms in unbearable grief"
I've never owned a china cymbal. might have to wuhan it up
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I've never owned a china cymbal. might have to wuhan it up
Seeking others like me who slice up their bananas half peeled with a cheese knife
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Seeking others like me who slice up their bananas half peeled with a cheese knife
We Have The Smallest Trucks
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
We Have The Smallest Trucks
i wonder where they are now
Saw this warrior on the way home from the x-ray store
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i wonder where they are now
forgot I made this
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
forgot I made this
summon the rat smacker
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
summon the rat smacker
Good news is back in town!
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Good news is back in town!
the root beer barrel on my team. ok. ok. ok.
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the root beer barrel on my team. ok. ok. ok.
the answer is yes
is my team going to trade darius garland
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
the answer is yes
this is meant to be, or may already be, an Early Cuyler line
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this is meant to be, or may already be, an Early Cuyler line
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
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Turn off rts by user NOW
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Turn off rts by user NOW
whispers amongst The Cousins of a Shadow Grandpa, pulling the strings...
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
whispers amongst The Cousins of a Shadow Grandpa, pulling the strings...
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
XFiles_Theme.mp3
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
XFiles_Theme.mp3
is my team going to trade darius garland
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
is my team going to trade darius garland