I'm Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
That’s Giving, Folks!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That’s Giving, Folks!!
forgot I don't have the tolerance to house index finger-sized joints to the face anymore and quit halfway through one.
ff to standing in the kitchen, taking 10 minutes to read 5 minute pudding mix instructions. microwaving my tea over and over since i keep forgetting about it
ff to standing in the kitchen, taking 10 minutes to read 5 minute pudding mix instructions. microwaving my tea over and over since i keep forgetting about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
forgot I don't have the tolerance to house index finger-sized joints to the face anymore and quit halfway through one.
ff to standing in the kitchen, taking 10 minutes to read 5 minute pudding mix instructions. microwaving my tea over and over since i keep forgetting about it
ff to standing in the kitchen, taking 10 minutes to read 5 minute pudding mix instructions. microwaving my tea over and over since i keep forgetting about it
i'll seethe, but i WON'T cope
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i'll seethe, but i WON'T cope
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
i should get some in-laws
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i should get some in-laws
im gonna make the glick/plumlee tweet happen. i will never give up
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
im gonna make the glick/plumlee tweet happen. i will never give up
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Big fan of the Plumlee brothers: Miles, Mason, Matthew, and Modine
September 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Big fan of the Plumlee brothers: Miles, Mason, Matthew, and Modine
if it's my show im feeding them stranger kids drugs what make their development slow, so they don't look so old. but that's just me
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
if it's my show im feeding them stranger kids drugs what make their development slow, so they don't look so old. but that's just me
some people think it's weird that im made of a product made from the stuff i make. to them i say:
Fuck you, it's not weird, I am butter Bessie, I am butter Bessie moooooooo moooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
Fuck you, it's not weird, I am butter Bessie, I am butter Bessie moooooooo moooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
some people think it's weird that im made of a product made from the stuff i make. to them i say:
Fuck you, it's not weird, I am butter Bessie, I am butter Bessie moooooooo moooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
Fuck you, it's not weird, I am butter Bessie, I am butter Bessie moooooooo moooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
english have it unfair w/r/t to being a rock star. "record" and "studio" just sound better in their accent
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
english have it unfair w/r/t to being a rock star. "record" and "studio" just sound better in their accent
BLACK FRIDAY SALE Jeans that burn your Legs half off only half price for jeans that burn your legs
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
BLACK FRIDAY SALE Jeans that burn your Legs half off only half price for jeans that burn your legs
huge bag of red Starbursts, heal me now
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
huge bag of red Starbursts, heal me now
Baby Sweetie was a PROBLEM and a bucket
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Baby Sweetie was a PROBLEM and a bucket
Ulillillia is LIVE
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ulillillia is LIVE
the list grows ever longer...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the list grows ever longer...
(to the other troops) fuck it. let's disband
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
(to the other troops) fuck it. let's disband
in the spirit world? thugging heavily, you say?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
in the spirit world? thugging heavily, you say?
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bom video
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
bom video
jabbing an unlit El Bubble at you during our argument
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
jabbing an unlit El Bubble at you during our argument
still sick over here. wahhh
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
still sick over here. wahhh
After midnight post mich
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
After midnight post mich
neatly slicing my english muffin in half to avoid all that...irregularity
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
neatly slicing my english muffin in half to avoid all that...irregularity
The Legend of Baby Sweetie: Sweetie's Gold
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Legend of Baby Sweetie: Sweetie's Gold
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