I'm Butter Bessie
@scrubby.bsky.social
whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
XFiles_Theme.mp3
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
XFiles_Theme.mp3
is my team going to trade darius garland
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
is my team going to trade darius garland
Thinking of getting a colorful LED sign to wear on my back for night walks that says NOT A PROWLER
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Thinking of getting a colorful LED sign to wear on my back for night walks that says NOT A PROWLER
shall y'all call her "Shawl Collar"?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
shall y'all call her "Shawl Collar"?
When your landline rings, the whole damn house should vibrate
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
When your landline rings, the whole damn house should vibrate
moving rainbow lights in the woods turned out to be a dog with a special collar. i thought perhaps the Visitors were Visiting
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
moving rainbow lights in the woods turned out to be a dog with a special collar. i thought perhaps the Visitors were Visiting
rode my toad down box turtle road
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
rode my toad down box turtle road
how could tom do that to jerry. and vice versa
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
how could tom do that to jerry. and vice versa
taking BooBoo to the Crisper Factory for a tour so she can try the freshest crispers possible
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
taking BooBoo to the Crisper Factory for a tour so she can try the freshest crispers possible
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im so mad my followers are discerning geniuses. i want dumb golden retrievers that will RT whatever lazy, peperony and chease shit i crap out
August 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
im so mad my followers are discerning geniuses. i want dumb golden retrievers that will RT whatever lazy, peperony and chease shit i crap out
slumbering mods? booboo posting ensues
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
slumbering mods? booboo posting ensues
i bought some small popcorn and folks. it's small
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
i bought some small popcorn and folks. it's small
(mark knopfler voice)
Speak a 'lil chinese for 'em Derek
Speak a 'lil chinese for 'em Derek
money for riffin
and some ads to read
and some ads to read
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
(mark knopfler voice)
Speak a 'lil chinese for 'em Derek
Speak a 'lil chinese for 'em Derek
working so i will come back to this but
Money for nothing but it's about podcasters
Money for nothing but it's about podcasters
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
working so i will come back to this but
Money for nothing but it's about podcasters
Money for nothing but it's about podcasters
jarrett allen! jarrett allen!
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
jarrett allen! jarrett allen!
they found a boy burned up in his car, down in Meigs County
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
they found a boy burned up in his car, down in Meigs County
your package is sitting on the dock of the bay
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
your package is sitting on the dock of the bay
you've been doing push-ups all wrong! most do not know your elbows must be pointing IN to unlock the full pushing of up
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
you've been doing push-ups all wrong! most do not know your elbows must be pointing IN to unlock the full pushing of up
sure the internet is wrecking us, but i can also look up what any car in a tv show is, even very new shows that have not been out for that long. so.
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
sure the internet is wrecking us, but i can also look up what any car in a tv show is, even very new shows that have not been out for that long. so.
Freddie Fish replay???
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Freddie Fish replay???
Mods slumber post Booboo
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Mods slumber post Booboo
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i must become unflappable. right now my ass is seriously flappable
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i must become unflappable. right now my ass is seriously flappable
Million Horsepower Wife
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Million Horsepower Wife
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You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?