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I'm Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam

I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
slumbering mods? booboo posting ensues
February 2, 2026 at 6:41 AM
i bought some small popcorn and folks. it's small
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
(mark knopfler voice)

Speak a 'lil chinese for 'em Derek
money for riffin
and some ads to read
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
working so i will come back to this but

Money for nothing but it's about podcasters
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
jarrett allen! jarrett allen!
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
they found a boy burned up in his car, down in Meigs County
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
your package is sitting on the dock of the bay
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
you've been doing push-ups all wrong! most do not know your elbows must be pointing IN to unlock the full pushing of up
February 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
sure the internet is wrecking us, but i can also look up what any car in a tv show is, even very new shows that have not been out for that long. so.
February 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Freddie Fish replay???
February 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Mods slumber post Booboo
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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i must become unflappable. right now my ass is seriously flappable
April 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Million Horsepower Wife
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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You have achieved financial success + professional prestige in your field. Congratulations! The Disgusting Pervert wishes to meet. Accept?
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 PM
"Butter Bessie" 0 results
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
i love my big fleece robe ❤️ but it is a terrific static electricity generator so i am constantly getting blasted like Marv in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)⚡💀
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
when it happens
i will smile for a century or longer
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
warm pap 😋
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Elon Musk: I will invent a new electric car, by 2025
Cajun Grimes: Mais, you must be thicker 'an the hide of a garfish! Errybody know this that oil an' gas country, down here on th' bayou we all got a brother an' a papa who work on dem rigs.

17 Jun 2022, twitter user tonyhawktruther
May 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Embed Dokoupil
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
RIP GOAT
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
when the dog mimes the pulling back in, he does it like a leash
Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"If you don't like what is being said, shoot the people talking with big big big big guns" - Don Draper
January 30, 2026 at 4:52 AM
she went Anne Thataway
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 AM
BarfTech VomitWorks
January 30, 2026 at 3:02 AM