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I'm Butter Bessie
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whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam

I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
That’s Giving, Folks!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
forgot I don't have the tolerance to house index finger-sized joints to the face anymore and quit halfway through one.

ff to standing in the kitchen, taking 10 minutes to read 5 minute pudding mix instructions. microwaving my tea over and over since i keep forgetting about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i'll seethe, but i WON'T cope
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i should get some in-laws
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
im gonna make the glick/plumlee tweet happen. i will never give up
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Big fan of the Plumlee brothers: Miles, Mason, Matthew, and Modine
September 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
if it's my show im feeding them stranger kids drugs what make their development slow, so they don't look so old. but that's just me
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
some people think it's weird that im made of a product made from the stuff i make. to them i say:

Fuck you, it's not weird, I am butter Bessie, I am butter Bessie moooooooo moooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
english have it unfair w/r/t to being a rock star. "record" and "studio" just sound better in their accent
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Mr. Mel Odica
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BLACK FRIDAY SALE Jeans that burn your Legs half off only half price for jeans that burn your legs
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
huge bag of red Starbursts, heal me now
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Baby Sweetie was a PROBLEM and a bucket
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ulillillia is LIVE
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the list grows ever longer...
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(to the other troops) fuck it. let's disband
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
in the spirit world? thugging heavily, you say?
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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bom video
This is the last day you can post this:
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
jabbing an unlit El Bubble at you during our argument
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
still sick over here. wahhh
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
After midnight post mich
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
neatly slicing my english muffin in half to avoid all that...irregularity
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Legend of Baby Sweetie: Sweetie's Gold
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM