I'm Butter Bessie
@scrubby.bsky.social
whoa-o bête noire, bam ba lam
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I am but a vessel. I am butter bessie
I've never owned a china cymbal. might have to wuhan it up
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I've never owned a china cymbal. might have to wuhan it up
Seeking others like me who slice up their bananas half peeled with a cheese knife
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Seeking others like me who slice up their bananas half peeled with a cheese knife
We Have The Smallest Trucks
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
We Have The Smallest Trucks
i wonder where they are now
Saw this warrior on the way home from the x-ray store
February 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i wonder where they are now
forgot I made this
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
forgot I made this
summon the rat smacker
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
summon the rat smacker
Good news is back in town!
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Good news is back in town!
the root beer barrel on my team. ok. ok. ok.
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
the root beer barrel on my team. ok. ok. ok.
the answer is yes
is my team going to trade darius garland
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
the answer is yes
this is meant to be, or may already be, an Early Cuyler line
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this is meant to be, or may already be, an Early Cuyler line
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
HOLD ON QUICK A MINUTE---I'm compalculatin'
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Turn off rts by user NOW
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Turn off rts by user NOW
whispers amongst The Cousins of a Shadow Grandpa, pulling the strings...
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
whispers amongst The Cousins of a Shadow Grandpa, pulling the strings...
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
February 3, 2026 at 6:37 AM
love that guy. feel like I'd have a really cordial match with him at a magic the gathering tournament
XFiles_Theme.mp3
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
XFiles_Theme.mp3
is my team going to trade darius garland
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 AM
is my team going to trade darius garland
Thinking of getting a colorful LED sign to wear on my back for night walks that says NOT A PROWLER
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Thinking of getting a colorful LED sign to wear on my back for night walks that says NOT A PROWLER
shall y'all call her "Shawl Collar"?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
shall y'all call her "Shawl Collar"?
When your landline rings, the whole damn house should vibrate
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
When your landline rings, the whole damn house should vibrate
moving rainbow lights in the woods turned out to be a dog with a special collar. i thought perhaps the Visitors were Visiting
February 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
moving rainbow lights in the woods turned out to be a dog with a special collar. i thought perhaps the Visitors were Visiting
rode my toad down box turtle road
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
rode my toad down box turtle road
how could tom do that to jerry. and vice versa
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
how could tom do that to jerry. and vice versa
taking BooBoo to the Crisper Factory for a tour so she can try the freshest crispers possible
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
taking BooBoo to the Crisper Factory for a tour so she can try the freshest crispers possible
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im so mad my followers are discerning geniuses. i want dumb golden retrievers that will RT whatever lazy, peperony and chease shit i crap out
August 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
im so mad my followers are discerning geniuses. i want dumb golden retrievers that will RT whatever lazy, peperony and chease shit i crap out