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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3h

you can taste the shillelagh, night fiend!

always in arm's reach, ready to teach

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3h

big rustles in the leaves outside. gone when the light flips on. i wonder if im being stalked for DEATH DEATH DEATH

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 9h

when a baller is soooo rim-rockin? that's hoops.

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 12h

O shit are we posting torties?

Grape soda, the brown and black tortie cat with her tongue sticking out

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gravery🪦 @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 16h

rate my setup

tortie cat stretched out on a desk looking at the camera, work laptop in lap just in frame

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 13h

STEERW.BMF

A cowboy wresting a steer to the ground. He looks, unnervingly, directly at the camera, as if to say, I dare you to try this. Dave studies the ad in the magazine. It’s for Marlboro cigarettes. He’s pretty sure the cowboy is his dad. Or at least, the actor playing the cowboy is his dad. It’s the mustache that convinces Dave.

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 13h

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 15h

am i notorious yet? perhaps i should do more ill

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patrick @partnardy.bsky.social · Dec 23

thank you user meth_latex_catsuit_doll for your contributions to the varieties of human experience (1/2)

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d

hahahahahah fuck yeah. god damn. thank you

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 1d

help me find this please. does anyone have a heart

Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

the best post on the internet is probably the speed trip report where the guy is rollerskating/blading with hollow implants in his dick that will release more amphetamines as he goes on

and i cannot find it. i think it's from bluelight or erowid. please help me find it so i can laugh and laugh

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

the best post on the internet is probably the speed trip report where the guy is rollerskating/blading with hollow implants in his dick that will release more amphetamines as he goes on

and i cannot find it. i think it's from bluelight or erowid. please help me find it so i can laugh and laugh

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

my sister lives in p0rtland but does not know the 🐸 sadly they have never met

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going to be a Senior Engineer.

Yeah, when I retire and get into model trains!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

Niceville called--it's time for you to move back home 🙂

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

creating dozens of bots to like/rt my shit and reply things like "Banger post, boss!" and "you have really outdone. yourself this time"

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viz @vzxkr.bsky.social · 2d

idk does making many amazing friends and sharing in countless memorable moments of boundless laughter count

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 2d

for the real story, let's go behind the seems...

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d

Surprisingly, some crazy shit happened.

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d

are you madamy

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d

l'll bite. What are the "New York" times

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 3d

sir, you need to remove the helmet so i can look at your teeth

"...no"

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 4d

30 day cure of my weed is done as of today. Could have opened it at midnight technically, but I'd rather wait until I wake up for that Christmas feeling 🎄

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Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 4d

I got the blues but I don't mind
All I have to do is get to Tool
and then I feel just fine

Butter Terror @scrubby.bsky.social · 4d

this one's pretty good too

grape soda the longhair tortie cat looking up, sunlight through the window lights up the top half of her head/face

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