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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 1h

If it is magic you are looking for, you've come to the right place!

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1h

Assuming this pose when drinking assures maximum hydration

Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 1h

Man Drinking - 1905
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3105289

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1h

Continue without supporting

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 15h

I just know Freddie Gibbs is working on a track called "Duck Confit"

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 15h

I'm thinkin' beef consommé

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 16h

Lol what a dumb post

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 16h

We are post-Dracula. We are Drankula

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 16h

Never get out of bed. Less fall risk

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 17h

I'm reading this in a Pepe the King Prawn voice

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 17h

That's what we call pH (posting Helmet) balanced

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 17h

You bet your ass. Takes a crap in the main character's water sock or something

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t have the evidence to back this up, but my gut tells me every Australian television comedy includes an exasperated person saying “Yeah, thanks for that, BRYAN” at least once per season. Sometimes the name is Vickie but the principle remains

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Curb Your Malthusiasm 2.0 @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 22h

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 20h

[adam duritz voice] I am the the brain king

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 20h

Let me unburden you

good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · Oct 2

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy

photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 20h

Read "indecency" as "incandescence" and I tell you both are correct in this case. That sandwich glows with an inner light

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 21h

me shouting from downstairs: (unintelligible)

wife: what? i can’t hear you!

me: an ague hath my ham!

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 21h

Give the dirt a lick? Maybe taste is the new sight

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 22h

open.spotify.com

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 22h

Assassin's Creed x Dawson's Creek. Is this anything

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23h

"Journalism is awesomesauce"

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23h

elder millennial news director ending his big speech with "now lets go do the heckin newserino"

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 23h

15 minute sketch of the last pic. Pen doodle on the other side of the paper is bleeding through a bit, but you get the drift

Sketch of Debbie Harry in blue pencil

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

Holding space for the lil' stinkers in my life

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

You can almost spell his name on a calculator. Disqualifying

Vultures Aloft @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 1d

Is "denim sorbet" a thing? Because that's the phrase that popped to mind

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1d

Kevin, sir, why do you dress like this?