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Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
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a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 7h
I have grown tired of Glen Powell

get him off my screen
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11h
DONUT | OPEN
BREAD | INSIDE
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 14h
I heard Missouri loves company, so I'm coming to GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 17h
your honor, i ran over that guy with my car ironically
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
you can't laterally lord someone! that's not how it works
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d
I'll be at GalaxyCon St Louis this weekend! In Missouri! Come say hello, get some merch, or get a ridiculous custom sketch from me. I'll be there all 3 days in the celebrity area (I convinced them I'm a celebrity lol)
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
once ATC grounded me. do they think they're my dad?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
air traffic controllers have had it too good for too long IMO. up there in their towers, lording over us, deciding who lives and who dies.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
seems unlikely because I'm white and drive a Tesla (bought in 2016, calm down everyone)
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
sometimes I like to go outside for a walk to remember that there's a big world out there, and the people and numbers inside my little computer screen can't hurt me
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
how do I know this pic isn't AI or "photo shop"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
then Michael Barbaro has to eat it
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
i would watch a YouTube series where Ezra Klein tries to cook food without using a recipe and says "interesting" and "huh" a lot
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
Windows 10 computer: in one week your life will be fucking ruined by hackers, everything destroyed, please get a new computer you idiot. you fool. you're in danger.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
my doc says I have hypochondria real bad and may die from it
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
sometimes you gotta listen to a mildly befuddled guy discuss a topic he doesn't understand for 1 hour. and Ezra is the guy.
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 4d
Hang in there, struggling artists
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 4d
I'm Logan
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 5d
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 6d
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 6d
if you're pondering, that means my skeet was artistic and high quality
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 6d
stay safe out there my bluskies
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