Rob DenBleyker
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
me walking into Fogo de Chão
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
me walking into Fogo de Chão
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this format is how 75% of Americans now get their news
lol a full 50% of the new Stranger Things season runtime is characters grabbing random items off a table and explaining the Big Plan to each other
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
lol a full 50% of the new Stranger Things season runtime is characters grabbing random items off a table and explaining the Big Plan to each other
in Takayama Japan there are two rules: don't swing a sword around, and don't push Sarubobo's face with a finger
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
in Takayama Japan there are two rules: don't swing a sword around, and don't push Sarubobo's face with a finger
yo this is false advertising
December 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
yo this is false advertising
