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Elizabeth
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Dilettante. Bad Catholic. Mets fan.
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This thing is gonna tell some guy to kill his family and that guy is gonna kill his family.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Took 23 minutes to go from “don’t blame the New York Times” to “don’t blame me for the New York Times”
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
My sleep paralysis demon
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“Maybe she can get in touch with Mel Gibson or one of Trump’s Hollywood ambassadors, who are presumably there to help with HR issues like this.” www.vulture.com/article/dash...
Hollywood Finally Listened to Red Scare
Dasha Nekrasova is reportedly facing consequences for an episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
www.vulture.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Keys: Jingle jingle jingle
Caitlin: Can’t wait to read the book!
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I really hate to defend Maureen Dowd here lol but she is a smarter and a much better writer than Caitlin Flanagan. I can’t tell if Caitlin is a legit airhead or she is actually dumb.
she’s as silly as Maureen Dowd & a much worse writer than Peggy Noonan.
Refresh my memory, media people, Caitlin Flanagan is, like, a bad person, right
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Caitlin is bad and also fucking stupid. Really, really fucking stupid.
Refresh my memory, media people, Caitlin Flanagan is, like, a bad person, right
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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becoming this lady but for anti-gambling
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Found someone who will absolutely fall for that.
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Was Saturday School actually a thing? I went to Catholic School lol
The vice principal in The Breakfast Club bragging about making $31,000 a year hits a lot different before and after you punch it into the inflation calculator
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They most definitely fucked
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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idk how anyone is mad at this. Nothing this desperate can be anything but funny. Look at Ann Taylor Loft Presents Joan Didion’s Play It As It Lays over here
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hirono would be a great minority leader tbqh and Murray as whip
Warnock, and Hirono as whip
Should be Klobuchar. Senate Democrats need someone who'll be really mean to them.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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FBI, check this man’s hard-drive
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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It’s funny that they’re treated as influencers when their shit gets 220K views in a month. For comparison the Pod Save America South Park recap that went up yesterday has 474K.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I wonder if Rod hates the groypers now because they won’t let him in their group dms 🤔
deplatforming is ok now. rod dreher told me
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
“The trio discusses “international jewery” on multiple occasions, perpetuating offensive stereotypes about Jews as well as Italians, Asians and others, along with eyebrow-raising comments about immigrants from developing countries, especially non-white ones.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Musk has tried to bury anything negative about him except the story of his mangled dick lol
(She also mentioned the penis pump)
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
CCM would be a downgrade from Schumer.
"Several Democrats clued into party dynamics suggested that centrist Sen. Cortez Masto could be a potential challenger to Schatz [for the Senate Democratic Leader position]" puck.news/democrats-tu...
Tick, Tick… Schumer
The embattled Senate minority leader once again faces calls to step down.
puck.news
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Because it is a big club and we aren’t cool enough to be in it.
Why is the NYT participating in Nuzzi's rehabilitation campaign?
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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“A politician’s greatest trick is to convince you that he's not one,” Nuzzi writes. “And what is a politician? Any man who wants to be loved more than other men and through his pursuit reveals why he cannot love himself.”

High end clickbait masquerading as sophistication.
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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[driving my brand new convertible through sunny southern california to a michelin-starred restaurant as part an interview for an article that is outrageously horny for me] "in a lot of ways, I see Solzhenitsyn, the other samizdat writers, as kindred spirits. We're connected, in our exile"
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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the story the NYT has written, of course, is instead part of the proof that this effort succeeded spectacularly. a woman grotesquely violated every standard of journalistic ethics and was handsomely rewarded in spite of--or because of-- it
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM