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I’m a bitch. I’m a lover. I’m a child. I’m a mother. I’m a sinner. I’m a saint.
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You don’t need to scare people to win as a republican in Alabama just have an R next to your name and don’t be a pedophile and you’ll win. He’s doing this because he’s a bigot and he believes every word he’s posted.
I guess the reason why they treat their supporters as gullible rubes is because it works. Scare the white people has always been a lucrative formula.
February 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This should be fun lol
February 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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"debate me!!!!" but unironically
February 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The Informant. Honestly, one of Soderbergh’s worst.
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The second guy who to tried to kill JPII?
people who hate me (entirely serious)

- the former spokesperson for the Canadian communists
- the second guy who tried to kill Pope John Paul II
- a weird Russian guy who had the profile pic of Joshua Graham on Twitter
- European Catholic Stalinists
wait do people hate Sharon?
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Jamelle is telling no lies here
oh yeah ben ryan. he of course maintains lots of alts here and i know he will see this post so i just want to quickly say that i think benjamin ryan is one of the dumbest motherfuckers i have ever encountered.
February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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This went well
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Someone should ask Wexner about his relationship with Michael Jeffries and Matthew Smith and why his best business buds are all sex predators
February 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Who exactly is Ross Barkan’s audience?
Saying "um, ah, well..." for thirty seconds and then changing the subject has been the literal policy of the united states as regards the defense of Taiwan for decades. The whole point is to avoid giving a straight answer. If you want to critique on FP at least read a Wikipedia first.
AOC’s Munich Stumble Is a Warning to the Left
It’s time for progressives to get more sophisticated about national security and foreign policy.
nymag.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Dudes rock
walked by a row house with 2 guys on the porch drinking milwaukee's best ice and next to them was a grocery cart overflowing with best ice empties
February 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Robert Duvall… he was a bucket.
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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After a discussion with their attorney, I have confirmed that Juan, his 16-month-old sister, his mom, and his dad have been deported.
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
When you say dumb shit like this you are doing the fascists work for them.
February 18, 2026 at 12:07 AM
A very good blocklist in the replies and quote skeets.
Will Stancil became a hero to the left for resisting ICE, followed shortly by people coming up with increasingly esoteric reasons for Still Hating Him.
February 17, 2026 at 11:16 PM
A Christian Nationalist preaching at the Pentagon is a five alarm fire.
February 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I really don’t like what I am hearing out of Southwest Kansas.
February 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Tony Clark resigning to spend more time with his sister-in-law. Normal family stuff.
@JeffPassan tweeted
MLBPA executive director Tony Clark resigned after an internal investigation revealed he had an inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law, who had been hired by the union in 2023, sources tell me and @DVNJr.
February 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The joke is on you, Jerusalem. I actually hate the voters everyday.
February 17, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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a fucking pedophile sexually abused nearly every prospective and actual Olympian gymnast for over two decades, and the political discourse is hyper-fixated on the hypothetical unfairness of trans girls competing with cis girls
1 reason why I get so angry at anti-trans "safety in women's sports" people is NONE of them do SHIT or say ANYTHING about actual safety in womens sport. There are ongoing histories and challenges and abuses in sport, and folks are more than welcome to pay attention, and give a damn. But they don't.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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ICE spotted in Lawrence at the Iowa st. Burger King around 9:10 this morning. Reports I've heard so far (from my dad, who does immigration resettlement work locally) is 3-5 cars, 3 arrests made this morning.

Please share if you're able and be careful out there.
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
A very unpopular opinion: Talarico and Crockett are both mediocre
bizarre thing happening in texas where james talarico is seen as the moderate choice and jasmine crockett is the unelectable progressive when to me it always seemed sort of like the inverse based on what the two actually believe
February 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM