Graham Marbles
@grahammarbles.bsky.social
A more well-adjusted person than ever before
The screen cap cuts off the part where all three women notice Nick at the same time and take him home to make love
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The screen cap cuts off the part where all three women notice Nick at the same time and take him home to make love
Elon Musk once told Joe Rogan that you could terraform Mars with an artificial sun, by detonating nuclear weapons “every few seconds” and that it was “not that hard.”
Your average car mechanic has a categorically better understanding of the governing forces of the universe than Elon Musk.
Your average car mechanic has a categorically better understanding of the governing forces of the universe than Elon Musk.
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Elon Musk once told Joe Rogan that you could terraform Mars with an artificial sun, by detonating nuclear weapons “every few seconds” and that it was “not that hard.”
Your average car mechanic has a categorically better understanding of the governing forces of the universe than Elon Musk.
Your average car mechanic has a categorically better understanding of the governing forces of the universe than Elon Musk.
If the Most Divorced Men on the planet make snide remarks about your family life, you’re doing ok
“People are saying that Thomas Massie became a Liberal because his new wife, blessed be their marriage, is supposedly a Radical Left ‘flamethrower.’ This new union all went so fast that maybe he didn't know what he was getting into…”
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
If the Most Divorced Men on the planet make snide remarks about your family life, you’re doing ok
Tulsi Gabbard being a spy is weird because part of being a spy is not having like 60% of the country you are spying on clock you as a spy for ten+ years.
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tulsi Gabbard being a spy is weird because part of being a spy is not having like 60% of the country you are spying on clock you as a spy for ten+ years.
Taibbi would be bored of course…
It’s one thing to read about it. It’s another to have lived it.
It’s one thing to read about it. It’s another to have lived it.
Many people (rightfully) mocking Matt for his obsession with the Twitter Files but like two weeks ago this guy was doing a full court press about Cea Weaver, a housing official in NYC
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Taibbi would be bored of course…
It’s one thing to read about it. It’s another to have lived it.
It’s one thing to read about it. It’s another to have lived it.
Around one in five republican voters are self-aware Nazis and around the same number finds public executions in poor taste.
I truly hope the party implodes forever trying to resolve this
I truly hope the party implodes forever trying to resolve this
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Around one in five republican voters are self-aware Nazis and around the same number finds public executions in poor taste.
I truly hope the party implodes forever trying to resolve this
I truly hope the party implodes forever trying to resolve this
A TRULY based president would shit himself during a press conference and MAKE the press smell it without asking a single question about it.
That's not our president.
That's not our president.
February 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
A TRULY based president would shit himself during a press conference and MAKE the press smell it without asking a single question about it.
That's not our president.
That's not our president.
I would give up the nuclear codes to not watch this
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I would give up the nuclear codes to not watch this
One of these scenarios is necessarily our reality:
1. Elite society is riddled with active, preying pedophiles.
2. Elite society is not full of pedophiles, but rather full of people who just don't think you should get in trouble for "that kind of thing."
I don't know which is worse!
1. Elite society is riddled with active, preying pedophiles.
2. Elite society is not full of pedophiles, but rather full of people who just don't think you should get in trouble for "that kind of thing."
I don't know which is worse!
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
One of these scenarios is necessarily our reality:
1. Elite society is riddled with active, preying pedophiles.
2. Elite society is not full of pedophiles, but rather full of people who just don't think you should get in trouble for "that kind of thing."
I don't know which is worse!
1. Elite society is riddled with active, preying pedophiles.
2. Elite society is not full of pedophiles, but rather full of people who just don't think you should get in trouble for "that kind of thing."
I don't know which is worse!
This is what a lot of chud content looks like now. They’re going from “we are going to kill all the libs” to “I’m just a quiet Christian man who likes to exercise please leave me alone”
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
This is what a lot of chud content looks like now. They’re going from “we are going to kill all the libs” to “I’m just a quiet Christian man who likes to exercise please leave me alone”
This is basically a guy who was born and as soon as he could, set about inhabiting the worst parts of our world like a pressurized ooze
Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show
Jeffrey Epstein Sent Five Nights At Freddy's Porn Via 4Chan Links, Emails Show
One email from Epstein included the subject line 'amazing animations'
kotaku.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This is basically a guy who was born and as soon as he could, set about inhabiting the worst parts of our world like a pressurized ooze
So: A sitting cabinet member and the richest man on Earth were caught in black-and-white lies about their relationships with the most notorious child predator since Lady Bathory and nobody has any idea if that will impact these men in any way shape or form.
Like we all just know and... 🤷
Like we all just know and... 🤷
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
So: A sitting cabinet member and the richest man on Earth were caught in black-and-white lies about their relationships with the most notorious child predator since Lady Bathory and nobody has any idea if that will impact these men in any way shape or form.
Like we all just know and... 🤷
Like we all just know and... 🤷
2025 was several agonizing months ago right? Like 4?
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 AM
2025 was several agonizing months ago right? Like 4?
These guys are really masters of political timing
Scoop: Federal agents were told this week that they have broader power to arrest people without a warrant, according to an internal Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo reviewed by The New York Times.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
ICE Expands Power of Agents to Arrest People Without Warrants
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 AM
These guys are really masters of political timing
This is my favorite type of RW Lady post
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
This is my favorite type of RW Lady post
I actually think CNN is waiting for someone to break his nose on air
CNN employees can’t understand why Scott Jennings isn't required to adhere to the network’s editorial and ethics standards which are b binding on them and other opinion journalists. CNN can't explain why. www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-boss-con...
CNN Boss Confronted by Staff Over MAGA Pundit’s On-Air Behavior
Network employees can’t understand why Scott Jennings is not required to abide by the network’s editorial standards.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I actually think CNN is waiting for someone to break his nose on air
It would be funny if Elon tried suing the DOJ but the fact is he and his fans think being a pedo is cool so. Nothing is going to change on Elon's front until he catches a bad dose of something.
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It would be funny if Elon tried suing the DOJ but the fact is he and his fans think being a pedo is cool so. Nothing is going to change on Elon's front until he catches a bad dose of something.
Time to figure out of I'm a Ted Leo Guy
January 29, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Time to figure out of I'm a Ted Leo Guy
lol bro go back to insulting gun owners, you’ll make people less mad
Trump: "People that own their homes -- we're gonna keep them wealthy. We're gonna keep those prices up. We're not gonna destroy the value of their homes so that somebody who didn't work very hard can buy a home."
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
lol bro go back to insulting gun owners, you’ll make people less mad
This is what happens when the press allows a president to campaign on absurd lies and delusions. Half the country is either totally insane or dumbstruck.
January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This is what happens when the press allows a president to campaign on absurd lies and delusions. Half the country is either totally insane or dumbstruck.
Aside from the fact that Homan makes a very bad "good cop" in the dynamic, it's untenable that entire cities will be subjected to "What flavor of crackdown are you going to get?"
Homan: "The withdrawal of law enforcement resources here is dependent upon cooperation ... as we see that cooperation happen, then the redeployment will happen"
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Aside from the fact that Homan makes a very bad "good cop" in the dynamic, it's untenable that entire cities will be subjected to "What flavor of crackdown are you going to get?"
This finally feels like the perfect X post, fully capturing the essence of what that... thing has become.
Little known fact. The tenets of “Gorilla War” were first introduced in the Harambe Code.
January 29, 2026 at 3:12 AM
This finally feels like the perfect X post, fully capturing the essence of what that... thing has become.
This could be an ad campaign for a clothing line
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
This could be an ad campaign for a clothing line
This pleases me
January 28, 2026 at 6:49 PM
This pleases me