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Graham Marbles
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A more well-adjusted person than ever before
The more these shootings happen the more it correlates with Trump’s tanking popularity and i wouldn’t be surprised if it breaks from the gruesome scorekeeping we all do over these shooters and just transitions to “blame Trump” for a lot of people
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
On one hand, people from other countries should consider America a hateful object until something changes for the better.

British people tho? My friends you are our sibling nation, co-masters in the art of shooting yourselves in the dick.

Come on now.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Hung up on something she believed Trump might have said”

What are we doing here?
The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This piece is a decent explainer for people in a lot of ways but this is a broad flattening of the politics that I think is unhelpful
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m reading this statement as a warning rather than a description
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I’m so bothered by the Leavitt family story that I had to shake up how I even describe these people.

The word is “dirty.”

You want the mother of your grandson who came here as a child deported to a country where she has nothing?

You’re a fucking dirty little freak. You’re not like the rest of us.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have so many TOS violations in my head right now
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Every once in a while you see something so breathtakingly stupid and pointless that you can’t even be mad, really. You’re watching morons at the top of their game. This is a “Doncic puts up 73” moment for dumb motherfuckers who shouldn’t be allowed near a toaster.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/26/t...
National parks announce ‘America-first’ fee surges for international tourists | CNN
The new $100+ price hike will affect 11 popular parks, including the Grand Canyon and Yosemite.
www.cnn.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not a nostalgia post but if Witkoff pulled this shit in the 80's elected Republicans would be casually discussing life in prison.
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Chicken pot pie is a dessert
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I haven’t bought RAM in a few years and just spot checked some prices and lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I had forgotten what the the rectum-clenching sensation of hearing "RFK for HHS" felt like
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There's a British man with my first and last name who has a maddeningly similar gmail address as I do and I get his work emails all the time. I've created a form reply.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every time I see the Nuzzi art today I will become 1% more of a Maoist
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Every healthy man should have a set of worst nightmares that include, but are not limited to:

1. Being falsely imprisoned
2. A Jeffrey Toobin Work Incident
3. A woman like Maxine Waters speaking about you like this to the entire world
Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The funniest part about rumors of changing up cabinet members is can you imagine how unhinged anyone willing to tag into this fiasco would have to be?
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yeah and who's going to pass the hat around for the tens of billions of dollars to get production up?
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I think this is what a lot of Thanksgiving dinners are going to look like this year

youtu.be/_RPoDvDVmwc?...
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"Can an unreformed Klansman lead a multi-racial coalition of human beings joined together towards building a better world for everyone?"
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?

Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Looking back at 2010-2014 music, and I didn't know it at the time but the surge of pretty good metal albums really was what kept me from going insane over just how bad everything else had gotten.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I've actually become quasi-Freudian about this; the constant ad-hoc "theorizing" these guys do is just compulsive babbling from having inner lives that are just inky-black maelstroms of unresolved anxieties that they are too stupid to examine.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
oh he uses grok to verbally abuse himself
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Does Will know why the Europeans built all those castles?
musk agreeing with an explicitly eugenicist post
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@tddayton.bsky.social slide cop vindicated, we just built a fucked up slide
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM