Graham Marbles
@grahammarbles.bsky.social
A more well-adjusted person than ever before
There’s a ton of re-litigating Covid lol
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
There’s a ton of re-litigating Covid lol
“I encountered two liberal women in George Floyd Square”
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“I encountered two liberal women in George Floyd Square”
Are we 100% sure Jeffrey Epstein didn’t do 9/11 somehow?
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Are we 100% sure Jeffrey Epstein didn’t do 9/11 somehow?
They’ll never admit this but 2020-2021 was the the happiest living conservatives have ever been and ever will be
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
They’ll never admit this but 2020-2021 was the the happiest living conservatives have ever been and ever will be
He could have had a very successful podcast
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
He could have had a very successful podcast
Oh the places I’ve been
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Oh the places I’ve been
“Salt & Straw” was the first noun-and-noun place I went to and that was fine. After that every time I see something named like that I imagine a very specific kind of family that’s being marketed to
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“Salt & Straw” was the first noun-and-noun place I went to and that was fine. After that every time I see something named like that I imagine a very specific kind of family that’s being marketed to
I’ve managed to stop muttering to myself, that’s progress
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I’ve managed to stop muttering to myself, that’s progress
“Our favorite restaurant is called Bullets & Baby’s-Breath, it’s a BBQ place next to a Michael’s and it’s lit by a single antique incandescent bulb and all the drinks are named after slave owner’s wives.
My husband expects this restaurant to be attacked by several gunmen on any given Tuesday.”
My husband expects this restaurant to be attacked by several gunmen on any given Tuesday.”
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
“Our favorite restaurant is called Bullets & Baby’s-Breath, it’s a BBQ place next to a Michael’s and it’s lit by a single antique incandescent bulb and all the drinks are named after slave owner’s wives.
My husband expects this restaurant to be attacked by several gunmen on any given Tuesday.”
My husband expects this restaurant to be attacked by several gunmen on any given Tuesday.”
“My husband is constantly waiting to get in a gun fight that never happens, I find this very attractive.”
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“My husband is constantly waiting to get in a gun fight that never happens, I find this very attractive.”
I don’t quite understand why this is even an either-or situation. You can just say and do things without involving your kids!
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I don’t quite understand why this is even an either-or situation. You can just say and do things without involving your kids!
“Internet anxiety”
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
“Internet anxiety”
Yeah. I subject myself to SFV to see where things are at, and it's almost never just outright "lies," like "Pretti was a terrorist."
It's always things like hypocrisy-shaming and contexts for conservatives to put their discomfort to take the edge off.
It's always things like hypocrisy-shaming and contexts for conservatives to put their discomfort to take the edge off.
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Yeah. I subject myself to SFV to see where things are at, and it's almost never just outright "lies," like "Pretti was a terrorist."
It's always things like hypocrisy-shaming and contexts for conservatives to put their discomfort to take the edge off.
It's always things like hypocrisy-shaming and contexts for conservatives to put their discomfort to take the edge off.
Off the charts lol
January 29, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Off the charts lol
2 minutes into Me & Mia
"Oh this kicks ass."
Gonna be a long night
"Oh this kicks ass."
Gonna be a long night
January 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
2 minutes into Me & Mia
"Oh this kicks ass."
Gonna be a long night
"Oh this kicks ass."
Gonna be a long night