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Watching Inglorious Basterds and this guy has the Platner tattoo on his hat for some reason. Probably just thought it was a cool skull too
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Looking especially like ET When He Is Sick, sir!
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Is…he..alive?
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When you hang Christmas lights from your bedroom window but forget to seal the crack where the extension chord is and freeze yourself overnight
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Three things about the Witkoff tapes:

1) It appears Western intelligence services have decided to let Witkoff (and Trump) know they have recordings of their traitorous conversations w/Russia.

2) This Ukraine "deal" was all Witkoff's idea.

3) Congressional leaders should demand he be fired.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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LIVE: Venezuela government holds marches to reject potential US escalation youtube.com/live/pCnGv3h...
LIVE: Venezuela government holds marches to reject potential US escalation
YouTube video by Reuters
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Run got cut short because of rain but not a bad day out there as far as late November goes
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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look at that dash
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Quarterback efficiency and grade

Given that Drake Maye is playing with way worse receivers and doesn't have Sean McVay, can someone remind me why he isn't the MVP frontrunner at this point (yes I know their schedule is garbage)
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
When Woke 2 finally hits you’ll no longer be allowed to say Jalen Hurts is a glorified RB on the internet. We know what you really want to say…
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Woke QB ranks

1. Jalen Hurts
2. Joe Burrow
3. Russell Wilson
4. Tyler Shough

(there are only four)
🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
July 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Page One in Cincinnati:

“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”

#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Oh THAT'S what they meant by "possibilities" 🤣🤣🤣

It POSSIBLY might be chicken LMAOOOO
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I still don’t know how I was able to draft this team in a 12 person league. I also don’t know how ESPN graded this draft as a C-
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Brock Purdy on throwing wild and high over the middle
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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it's so easy not to be racist
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They gave that man a mammoth contract. Lol
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you woke someone up from a coma and had them watch football yesterday, they would tell you that Kenneth Gainwell is a better running back than Saquon. Not just that he had a better game. That he was faster, more elusive and ran harder. They wouldn’t be wrong
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I have long had an obscure, complex theory about Susan Collins that explains these things.

Susan Collins is terrible and anyone who ever suggested she is a moderate is a liar or a rube.

That's it. That's the whole thing.
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:

Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
Collins' office said she signed onto the petition because she agrees with President Donald Trump’s interpretation of Title IX.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM