chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
Pinned
chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
· Nov 10
wanna feel old? saquon’s hurdle happened back when you had hope in your heart
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
not enjoying the bloody-nose-kid-singing-elton-john commercial
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
not enjoying the bloody-nose-kid-singing-elton-john commercial
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MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say."
Garry: "Would cum work?"
Macready: "Quit askin that!"
Garry: "Would cum work?"
Macready: "Quit askin that!"
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
MacReady: "We're gonna draw a little bit of everybody's blood. Ya see, when a man bleeds, it's just tissue, but blood from one of you Things won't obey when it's attacked. It'll try and survive... crawl away from a hot needle, say."
Garry: "Would cum work?"
Macready: "Quit askin that!"
Garry: "Would cum work?"
Macready: "Quit askin that!"
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probably deserved it.
was mean to Tracy Flick.
was mean to Tracy Flick.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
probably deserved it.
was mean to Tracy Flick.
was mean to Tracy Flick.
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“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
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ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
batman vs. the mighty prophet muhammed
Matt Reeves Says ‘The Batman 2’ Villain Has ‘Never Really Been Done in a Film Before’
Matt Reeves Says ‘The Batman 2’ Villain Has ‘Never Really Been Done in a Film Before’
Matt Reeves said that the villain in 'The Batman Part 2' hasn't 'really been done in a movie before.'
variety.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
batman vs. the mighty prophet muhammed
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
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Now imagine it to the tune of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Now imagine it to the tune of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
wish cheney could die tomorrow too
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
wish cheney could die tomorrow too
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
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A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti
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There’s vomit on his sweater already, Ciattarelli.
New Jersey – Governor Results (8:05PM ET)
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There’s vomit on his sweater already, Ciattarelli.
cheney to be greeted in hell as a liberator
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
cheney to be greeted in hell as a liberator
bluesky today
a basketball player for the orlando magic jumps in the air to dunk the ball
ALT: a basketball player for the orlando magic jumps in the air to dunk the ball
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
bluesky today
bluesky fun as hell today
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
bluesky fun as hell today
good thing cheney ordered this otherwise that plane would’ve knocked down part of the white hou- oh, hmm
Dick Cheney’s personal order to shoot down Flight 93 over Schwenksville really put Pennsylvania on the map, 9/11-wise
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
good thing cheney ordered this otherwise that plane would’ve knocked down part of the white hou- oh, hmm
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dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy
Just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakandan pose and said #Dickkanda forever — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #DickCheney. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakandan pose and said #Dickkanda forever — which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate