chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
the rare garbage garbage time td
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
the rare garbage garbage time td
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
this is the most thursday night football super bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
this is the most thursday night football super bowl ever
could be just me but this super bowl sucks ass compared to last year
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
could be just me but this super bowl sucks ass compared to last year
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Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny did a good job, but failed to call Drake a pedophile.
fuck you rapist maha clown mike tyson
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
fuck you rapist maha clown mike tyson
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man I didn’t understand a damn word of that but it looked like they had a blast and I know it pissed off all the right people 10/10
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
man I didn’t understand a damn word of that but it looked like they had a blast and I know it pissed off all the right people 10/10
madonna watching, mumbling ‘la isla bonita’ under her breath, fuming
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
madonna watching, mumbling ‘la isla bonita’ under her breath, fuming
adrian brody is our corniest celebrity and it’s not even close
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
adrian brody is our corniest celebrity and it’s not even close
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The real alternative musical halftime show is watching that news clip of Kim Cattrall scatting as her husband plays the upright bass
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The real alternative musical halftime show is watching that news clip of Kim Cattrall scatting as her husband plays the upright bass
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What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
90s gap ad ass outfit
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
90s gap ad ass outfit
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“Oh maybe he shot himself,” I think, clicking the link.
Not quite.
Not quite.
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
“Oh maybe he shot himself,” I think, clicking the link.
Not quite.
Not quite.
prime blocking opportunity here
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
prime blocking opportunity here
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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