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chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)

philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
jail
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
your two male guests sound so similar i genuinely thought they were one guy switching between mics like mike patton
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
everyone is twelve
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
there’s nothing more masturbatory that making up ghoulish things maga ghouls say. just share their *actual* ghoulish words.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
dude walked this back and apologized in the same month he released an ai video, real heel turn
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
you gotta get the gig now, what dedication
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“EVERYONE knows to drive on the LEFT side, FOOL.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Reposted by chris arrison
probably deserved it.

was mean to Tracy Flick.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
DOPE
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
sure but russ, the Big Chicken still stands #priorities
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
good luck paying that bill- oh wait…
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
now we’re talkin
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ok I’ll do it: toy made by @readfulthings.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM