chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
@demsocialists.bsky.social i'm with you now
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@demsocialists.bsky.social i'm with you now
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
never set up a recurring donation for anything in my life, but i’m done with The Party of Stepping on Rakes. i’ll still cast votes their way (if necessary), but @democrats.org will never get another cent of mine ever again
now we’re talkin
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
now we’re talkin
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
tfw you got over fifty percent of the vote
[inner voice] don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
[inner voice] don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laugh
ass-to-ass guy endorses cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ass-to-ass guy endorses cuomo
you in danger, girl
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
you in danger, girl
drove around l.a. forever before finding a place to piss
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
drove around l.a. forever before finding a place to piss
me pointing to the trash
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
me pointing to the trash
halloween tidings from the haddonfield hedge (points if you know my wife’s costume)
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
halloween tidings from the haddonfield hedge (points if you know my wife’s costume)
every answer she gives reads like him
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
every answer she gives reads like him
every answer karine jean-pierre gives to chotnier, i heard his voice
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
every answer karine jean-pierre gives to chotnier, i heard his voice
strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you
October 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you
tom brady casually dropping that he "threw 50 TDs one season" like it’s a football in the super bowl
October 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
tom brady casually dropping that he "threw 50 TDs one season" like it’s a football in the super bowl
dude could’ve got the knot from king crimson’s ‘81 masterpiece ‘discipline’ but nooooo
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
dude could’ve got the knot from king crimson’s ‘81 masterpiece ‘discipline’ but nooooo
we now live in a world of buckys
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we now live in a world of buckys
forget the injury, carson wentz was forever cooked the second he saw this. you don’t recover from knowing your backup got a statue
October 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
forget the injury, carson wentz was forever cooked the second he saw this. you don’t recover from knowing your backup got a statue
no one loves ged more than me and i never want him to enjoy another ring again
October 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no one loves ged more than me and i never want him to enjoy another ring again
seeing some phils fans say they’re rooting for the blue jays and as an old head i forever wish them agonizing heartbreak
October 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
seeing some phils fans say they’re rooting for the blue jays and as an old head i forever wish them agonizing heartbreak
