impembo gabecube
@impemboganecue.bsky.social
Community outreach minister for Aum Shinrikyo. Gamers Rights advocate. Supporter of the asexual community but not asexual. Apolitical.
A big reason why Nothing Ever Happens people exist is because they refuse to acknowledge when things actually happen. We don’t live in the same world we did before 2020! A lot of things fucking happened!
there’s a thread on reddit right now called “was COVID really that bad?” and it is interesting to read people’s accounts five years out
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
A big reason why Nothing Ever Happens people exist is because they refuse to acknowledge when things actually happen. We don’t live in the same world we did before 2020! A lot of things fucking happened!
Boomer apocalypse
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Boomer apocalypse
Art of the Deal
Trump's Greenland gambit backfires as EU suspends work on US trade deal
President Donald Trump's effort to acquire Greenland backfired as the European Parliament stopped work on a trade deal with the U.S.While Trump was speaking to the World Economic Forum in Davos on Wed...
www.rawstory.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Art of the Deal
Everybody hates Americans so much lmao
ECB President Christine Lagarde walked out of a dinner at the World Economic Forum during a speech critical of Europe by US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and the hosts called off the event before dessert, sources familiar with the matter said reut.rs/4pTlI7M
Lagarde walks out of Lutnick speech in Davos critical of Europe, sources say
ECB President Christine Lagarde walked out of a dinner at the World Economic Forum during a speech critical of Europe by U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and the hosts called off the event befo...
reut.rs
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Everybody hates Americans so much lmao
saw a post that basically outlined how leftists have generally been right about the economy but you shouldn't base your investments on what leftists say. I dunno man, there's a reason so many Trots give up on that shit and become investment bankers. maybe you should do that
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
saw a post that basically outlined how leftists have generally been right about the economy but you shouldn't base your investments on what leftists say. I dunno man, there's a reason so many Trots give up on that shit and become investment bankers. maybe you should do that
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Michael Cole redeeming himself after mixing up Kofi and Je'Von
cole calls Undertaker a cunt
(same episode btw)
(same episode btw)
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Michael Cole redeeming himself after mixing up Kofi and Je'Von
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but yeah it's the Dodgers' payroll that's bad for baseball www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
but yeah it's the Dodgers' payroll that's bad for baseball www.fangraphs.com/roster-resou...
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New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
January 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
🔮manifesting🔮
You're the dead, you're heart is black
Lived your life in blasphemy
Now you rot day by day
Eternal torture, slow decay
You're the dead, you're heart is black
Lived your life in blasphemy
Now you rot day by day
Eternal torture, slow decay
Six Feet Under. Repulsion - Horrified
YouTube video by Kallicles
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 6:29 AM
🔮manifesting🔮
You're the dead, you're heart is black
Lived your life in blasphemy
Now you rot day by day
Eternal torture, slow decay
You're the dead, you're heart is black
Lived your life in blasphemy
Now you rot day by day
Eternal torture, slow decay
Even if WWE wasn’t on Netflix, they’d stick with Discovery because that side is getting the TV channels
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Even if WWE wasn’t on Netflix, they’d stick with Discovery because that side is getting the TV channels
who's gonna write the song about Trump dying, and then the narrator getting jacked off by the newly single first lady
Bullet
YouTube video by The Misfits - Topic
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 AM
who's gonna write the song about Trump dying, and then the narrator getting jacked off by the newly single first lady
the feeling we're all yearning for right now
GRAVE PLEASURES - Joy Through Death (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
the feeling we're all yearning for right now
wasn't this part of elon musk's elden ring build
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 AM
wasn't this part of elon musk's elden ring build
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The Death of Stalin?
um, more like
The Stallin’ of Death!
right?
[horrible silence. flop sweatily:]
…’cause it’s taking way too long..?
[hit by beer can. weeps:]
I JUST WANT HIM DEAD
um, more like
The Stallin’ of Death!
right?
[horrible silence. flop sweatily:]
…’cause it’s taking way too long..?
[hit by beer can. weeps:]
I JUST WANT HIM DEAD
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The Death of Stalin?
um, more like
The Stallin’ of Death!
right?
[horrible silence. flop sweatily:]
…’cause it’s taking way too long..?
[hit by beer can. weeps:]
I JUST WANT HIM DEAD
um, more like
The Stallin’ of Death!
right?
[horrible silence. flop sweatily:]
…’cause it’s taking way too long..?
[hit by beer can. weeps:]
I JUST WANT HIM DEAD
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
americans are weirdly proud of their dirty assholes. really embarrassing to be associated with this gorilla ass culture. anyway our president is a billionaire pedophile and you can get a bidet for about 130 bucks
If they keep publishing stories like this there’s going to be a movement to amend the constitution so Mamdani can run for president.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
americans are weirdly proud of their dirty assholes. really embarrassing to be associated with this gorilla ass culture. anyway our president is a billionaire pedophile and you can get a bidet for about 130 bucks
Well I hope he dies on the second plane, then
JUST IN: Air Force One returned to Joint Base Andrews late Tuesday after the crew identified “a minor electrical issue” following takeoff, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said.
The president is boarding a new aircraft en route to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
The president is boarding a new aircraft en route to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
Air Force One, with Trump aboard, turns around after 'minor electrical issue' is identified
President Donald Trump is scheduled to speak Wednesday at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
nbcnews.to
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Well I hope he dies on the second plane, then
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no idea who this is, but he's right
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 AM
no idea who this is, but he's right
Fascist are, at their core, still liberals. Their endgame is to do liberal shit, just filtered through rank bigotry
The Heritage Foundation is urging the Trump administration to fund church-run “marriage bootcamps,” with cash bonuses for heterosexual marriage and penalties for nontraditional families, extending Project 2025 beyond government and into Americans’ private lives.
Read more:
Read more:
Project 2025 January 14th Update
This week, Heritage published its blueprint for federally subsidized "marriage bootcamps" run by churches. The White House rewrote January 6 as a peaceful stroll. And U.S. forces dragged Nicolás Madur...
globalextremism.org
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Fascist are, at their core, still liberals. Their endgame is to do liberal shit, just filtered through rank bigotry
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wait I thought people were joking about this
waking up to the Belgian PM quoting Gramsci at Davos re: Trump www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
January 21, 2026 at 1:20 AM
wait I thought people were joking about this
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your train has arrived
January 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
your train has arrived
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People don't really think through how the Nazis actively made it harder for Jews to leave
The idea that all Americans are guaranteed any kind of freedom of movement, including boarding a flight, is quite the presumption at this point.
The idea that all Americans are guaranteed any kind of freedom of movement, including boarding a flight, is quite the presumption at this point.
German Jews were citizens of Germany at the start of 1933. By the end of 1933, the Nazis had
removed citizenship from naturalized citizen Jews.
In 1935, all German Jews were fully stripped of their German citizenship.
Citizenship under dictatorships is contingent for targeted minorities.
removed citizenship from naturalized citizen Jews.
In 1935, all German Jews were fully stripped of their German citizenship.
Citizenship under dictatorships is contingent for targeted minorities.
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
People don't really think through how the Nazis actively made it harder for Jews to leave
The idea that all Americans are guaranteed any kind of freedom of movement, including boarding a flight, is quite the presumption at this point.
The idea that all Americans are guaranteed any kind of freedom of movement, including boarding a flight, is quite the presumption at this point.