impembo gabecube
@impemboganecue.bsky.social
Community outreach minister for Aum Shinrikyo. Gamers Rights advocate. Supporter of the asexual community but not asexual. Apolitical.
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The Brewers trading away Freddy Peralta and his $8 million salary because they'd rather save the money is worse for baseball than whatever payroll games the Dodgers are playing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Brewers trading away Freddy Peralta and his $8 million salary because they'd rather save the money is worse for baseball than whatever payroll games the Dodgers are playing.
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Day12
M2 Wakatakakage 5-6 (L)
M1 Yoshinofuji 6-5 (R)
Best bout in makuuchi so far today! Good thing; was getting sleepy #hatsubasho2026
M2 Wakatakakage 5-6 (L)
M1 Yoshinofuji 6-5 (R)
Best bout in makuuchi so far today! Good thing; was getting sleepy #hatsubasho2026
January 22, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Day12
M2 Wakatakakage 5-6 (L)
M1 Yoshinofuji 6-5 (R)
Best bout in makuuchi so far today! Good thing; was getting sleepy #hatsubasho2026
M2 Wakatakakage 5-6 (L)
M1 Yoshinofuji 6-5 (R)
Best bout in makuuchi so far today! Good thing; was getting sleepy #hatsubasho2026
heel alex mocapped by kenny omega? SF6 is back
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 AM
heel alex mocapped by kenny omega? SF6 is back
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Tans are gonna get wrecked?
"British Army veterans who served in Northern Ireland are facing a wave of prosecutions after MPs voted to scrap their legal protections. Labour MPs voted last night to reverse a Conservative-era law that granted immunity to those accused of wrongdoing during the Troubles." [Times]
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Tans are gonna get wrecked?
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you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 AM
you: punk rock is inherently progressive, ant-racist, anti-homophobic, woke
every first wave punk band:
every first wave punk band:
every time I hear about a uniquely German thing, it's a 16 syllable word that describes something everybody does
House burping: should we all adopt this German habit?
House burping: should we all adopt this German habit?
It’s a simple way to keep homes fresh and mould-free, and has caught on in the US. But there are a few potential downsides ...
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 AM
every time I hear about a uniquely German thing, it's a 16 syllable word that describes something everybody does
one of the more difficult things to explain to any right winger is how oil prices being low isn't "because of Trump" but because of OPEC+ drama, and it means US oil companies can't drill any new wells without losing money
January 22, 2026 at 7:52 AM
one of the more difficult things to explain to any right winger is how oil prices being low isn't "because of Trump" but because of OPEC+ drama, and it means US oil companies can't drill any new wells without losing money
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You cant fool me. Why this so-called "orbology" is just good old fashioned BPD.
January 22, 2026 at 7:31 AM
You cant fool me. Why this so-called "orbology" is just good old fashioned BPD.
American Starlight Tours. Wonderful.
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 AM
American Starlight Tours. Wonderful.
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Police do not have a legal responsibility to protect the public. This was established in Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales (2005). Given this, and the tremendous harm they do every day, what possible argument could one give for not abolishing the institution of policing entirely?
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Police do not have a legal responsibility to protect the public. This was established in Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales (2005). Given this, and the tremendous harm they do every day, what possible argument could one give for not abolishing the institution of policing entirely?
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the "kidnap a significant international star" fuck-up happened a little sooner than i expected
BREAKING: San Francisco Giants star Jung Hoo Lee has been detained by CBP at LAX. Pelosi's office says she is working to secure his release. www.sfchronicle.com/sports/giant...
Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee detained at Los Angeles International Airport
San Francisco Giants outfielder Jung Hoo Lee was detained Wednesday evening at Los Angeles International Airport, his agent Scott Boras told the Chronicle.
www.sfchronicle.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the "kidnap a significant international star" fuck-up happened a little sooner than i expected
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thinking about it again
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
thinking about it again
Even under current political conditions they’re still racking up homicide charges
Breaking WaPo:
The recent death of a detainee at an immigrant detention camp in Texas has been officially deemed a homicide, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday by the El Paso County Office of the Medical Examiner.
The recent death of a detainee at an immigrant detention camp in Texas has been officially deemed a homicide, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday by the El Paso County Office of the Medical Examiner.
Autopsy report classifies ICE detainee’s death as a homicide
The report deeming an ICE detainee’s death in Texas a homicide comes the same day that a federal judge temporarily barred the deportation of two witnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Even under current political conditions they’re still racking up homicide charges
Still can't believe Nick Shartley has become a major media figure. That's how beyond parody the American right is. They got slow kid newsmen now
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Still can't believe Nick Shartley has become a major media figure. That's how beyond parody the American right is. They got slow kid newsmen now
these guys live and breathe the Operator Lifestyle and yet they can't shoot, they can't use their tools, they dress up like children playing soldier instead of in appropriate gear/uniforms..... yeah everyone is 12
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
these guys live and breathe the Operator Lifestyle and yet they can't shoot, they can't use their tools, they dress up like children playing soldier instead of in appropriate gear/uniforms..... yeah everyone is 12
part of why I agree with the people in Minneapolis who did not like that Stancil was blurting out their comms structures and other sensitive details. clearly this type of information is still somewhat opaque to ICE
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
part of why I agree with the people in Minneapolis who did not like that Stancil was blurting out their comms structures and other sensitive details. clearly this type of information is still somewhat opaque to ICE
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Maybe we shouldnt have a society where grown men use a child as bait and arent instantly vaporized as a result.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Maybe we shouldnt have a society where grown men use a child as bait and arent instantly vaporized as a result.
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like in 2003 when THOUSANDS of people marched in the streets and the media said "hundreds" and posted selected angles that downplayed the massive size of the crowds
'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
The idea that there are no protests in the US and no one is standing up to Trump is proving incredibly hard to kill over here in Germany. It’s become dogma, utterly detached from empirical reality.
I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
January 21, 2026 at 7:13 PM
like in 2003 when THOUSANDS of people marched in the streets and the media said "hundreds" and posted selected angles that downplayed the massive size of the crowds
I love how they haven’t even settled on a number. Eight or ten wars. Something along those lines.
Mike Johnson accuses Norway of “making a political decision & not awarding the Nobel Prize to probably the most deserving individual in history of the prize. There are 8 to 10 wars & conflicts that’ve been resolved by President Trump, & he got snubbed.”
(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
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January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I love how they haven’t even settled on a number. Eight or ten wars. Something along those lines.
Immigration enforcement did another shooting? A car was involved?
a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Immigration enforcement did another shooting? A car was involved?
A big reason why Nothing Ever Happens people exist is because they refuse to acknowledge when things actually happen. We don’t live in the same world we did before 2020! A lot of things fucking happened!
there’s a thread on reddit right now called “was COVID really that bad?” and it is interesting to read people’s accounts five years out
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
there seems to be a collective trauma response where people (outside of healthcare workers) don’t remember how many people died
someone called it anticlimactic
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
A big reason why Nothing Ever Happens people exist is because they refuse to acknowledge when things actually happen. We don’t live in the same world we did before 2020! A lot of things fucking happened!
Boomer apocalypse
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Boomer apocalypse
Art of the Deal
Trump's Greenland gambit backfires as EU suspends work on US trade deal
President Donald Trump's effort to acquire Greenland backfired as the European Parliament stopped work on a trade deal with the U.S.While Trump was speaking to the World Economic Forum in Davos on Wed...
www.rawstory.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Art of the Deal
Everybody hates Americans so much lmao
ECB President Christine Lagarde walked out of a dinner at the World Economic Forum during a speech critical of Europe by US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and the hosts called off the event before dessert, sources familiar with the matter said reut.rs/4pTlI7M
Lagarde walks out of Lutnick speech in Davos critical of Europe, sources say
ECB President Christine Lagarde walked out of a dinner at the World Economic Forum during a speech critical of Europe by U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, and the hosts called off the event befo...
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January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Everybody hates Americans so much lmao
saw a post that basically outlined how leftists have generally been right about the economy but you shouldn't base your investments on what leftists say. I dunno man, there's a reason so many Trots give up on that shit and become investment bankers. maybe you should do that
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 AM
saw a post that basically outlined how leftists have generally been right about the economy but you shouldn't base your investments on what leftists say. I dunno man, there's a reason so many Trots give up on that shit and become investment bankers. maybe you should do that