Twisted Spinster
@danceswithpugs.bsky.social
Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off.
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a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
Alt: a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words " maniacal laughter " written below him
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A few years ago, my dad told me that when he was a little kid, my grandma told him “if you get scared while watching a movie or tv, laugh. You’ll feel better.”
Me watching news in 2024:
Me watching news in 2024:
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
My mom texted me awhile back asking if there was anything I wanted for Xmas. I said I’d get back to her. She followed up earlier and I was like “I don’t need anything, please give to an unhoused charity or an animal shelter in my name.” I literally don’t need anything.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My mom texted me awhile back asking if there was anything I wanted for Xmas. I said I’d get back to her. She followed up earlier and I was like “I don’t need anything, please give to an unhoused charity or an animal shelter in my name.” I literally don’t need anything.
People didn’t know about the Darién Gap before this week’s ep of Pluribus? I’m not judging, but damn. What a heartbreaking thing to learn about from a tv show. This episode stressed me out.
December 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
People didn’t know about the Darién Gap before this week’s ep of Pluribus? I’m not judging, but damn. What a heartbreaking thing to learn about from a tv show. This episode stressed me out.
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rare post that gets better with every single word
Currently at the New York Young Republican’s annual gala, where the MC is 18-year-old streamer Matan Even.
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
Introduced as a “landlord activist,” he is singing the SpongeBob theme and bombing, to boos
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
rare post that gets better with every single word
Watching Fundie Fridays 2025: A Year In Fundamentalism, and goddamn. This was such a wild fucking year.
December 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Watching Fundie Fridays 2025: A Year In Fundamentalism, and goddamn. This was such a wild fucking year.
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Hey sluts, I'm back.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey sluts, I'm back.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
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Free idea: go play in traffic
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Free idea: go play in traffic
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well what if we add a score. the score permits the audience to feel, i once heard. 😌
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
well what if we add a score. the score permits the audience to feel, i once heard. 😌
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Imagine living in the Hallmark Romance Universe.
You've got a fulfilling job and life and friends in a vibrant bustling place, and then some monstrous entity yoinks you right out of your life to the middle of bumfuck nowhere thousands of miles away.
And then, starts *fucking with your mind*
You've got a fulfilling job and life and friends in a vibrant bustling place, and then some monstrous entity yoinks you right out of your life to the middle of bumfuck nowhere thousands of miles away.
And then, starts *fucking with your mind*
Delta Green scenario where they discover some entity has been turning a rural town into a Hallmark Christmas romance.
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Imagine living in the Hallmark Romance Universe.
You've got a fulfilling job and life and friends in a vibrant bustling place, and then some monstrous entity yoinks you right out of your life to the middle of bumfuck nowhere thousands of miles away.
And then, starts *fucking with your mind*
You've got a fulfilling job and life and friends in a vibrant bustling place, and then some monstrous entity yoinks you right out of your life to the middle of bumfuck nowhere thousands of miles away.
And then, starts *fucking with your mind*
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new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
new sleep paralysis demon just dropped. this will be appearing in the corner of your room tonight
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civilization-destroying untaxed parasite voice:
R U ok with paying 8 to 12 pct more in taxes and possibly losing your standard deduction ?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
R U ok with losing access to different curative medications and care because the government can't afford to pay for them, even after taxing all the billionaires 90 pct?
December 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
civilization-destroying untaxed parasite voice:
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The phrase "birthing person" is used because 9 year olds get pregnant, and the people who have to deal with this happening don't want to refer to 9 year olds as "women."
The people who impregnate 9 year olds, are the only ones upset with calling them "birthing people" and not "women"
The people who impregnate 9 year olds, are the only ones upset with calling them "birthing people" and not "women"
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The phrase "birthing person" is used because 9 year olds get pregnant, and the people who have to deal with this happening don't want to refer to 9 year olds as "women."
The people who impregnate 9 year olds, are the only ones upset with calling them "birthing people" and not "women"
The people who impregnate 9 year olds, are the only ones upset with calling them "birthing people" and not "women"
Ziltoid is being so rude rn. He can’t help it. He is a kitty-cat.
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ziltoid is being so rude rn. He can’t help it. He is a kitty-cat.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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I like that I’m seeing more news stories about measles with pictures of people with measles instead of pictures of doctors with cartoonishly large needles stabbing children.
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I like that I’m seeing more news stories about measles with pictures of people with measles instead of pictures of doctors with cartoonishly large needles stabbing children.
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This should not be possible.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This should not be possible.
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Little information about threats to students and staff at the Forest Grove High School allegedly made by other students has come to light after three weeks.
www.newsinthegrove.com/fghs-hit-lis...
www.newsinthegrove.com/fghs-hit-lis...
FGHS 'hit list' remains under investigation
Little information about threats to students and staff at the Forest Grove High School allegedly made by other students has come to light after three weeks.
www.newsinthegrove.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Little information about threats to students and staff at the Forest Grove High School allegedly made by other students has come to light after three weeks.
www.newsinthegrove.com/fghs-hit-lis...
www.newsinthegrove.com/fghs-hit-lis...
Watched Wake Up Dead Man a little earlier. Fucking loved it! I was legit surprised at how it ended. Such a fun, twisty movie. I want more Knives Out movies.
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Watched Wake Up Dead Man a little earlier. Fucking loved it! I was legit surprised at how it ended. Such a fun, twisty movie. I want more Knives Out movies.
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Went to bed at my target bedtime, still woke up too early 🫠 Been trying to fall back asleep for the last half hour, guess I’m just awake now.
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Went to bed at my target bedtime, still woke up too early 🫠 Been trying to fall back asleep for the last half hour, guess I’m just awake now.
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Standing with members of @sbworkersunited.org
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.
This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.
This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.
December 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Standing with members of @sbworkersunited.org
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.
This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.
This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.
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[dance break]
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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