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Twisted Spinster
@danceswithpugs.bsky.social
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Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off.

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It was this for me
Pic of Jerry Falwell captioned “Jerry Falwell: Is that guy a dick or what?” It was dated September 26, 2001. If you know, you know.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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One I caught my Marcy (RIP) in a big heckin achoo
A black one eyed kitty doing a big sneeze The same black one eyed kitty doing a big sneeze except I did a crappy photoshop to make it look like she’s shooting a laser beam out of her eye
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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I don’t even put up a tree anymore. The last time I did I thought I was cooking by putting it up on a tall round table I thrifted. NOPE!
A faux Xmas tree, unceremoniously knocked over by kitties on my living room floor
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Just draw. Draw even if it kinda sucks. I drew a pic of my cat and it accidentally looked like a boudoir pic. I’m still super proud of it bc I went from stick figures to whatever this is. It’s fine to be bad at stuff! Just make art bc it’s fun and healing.
A pencil drawing of a tabby kitty laying on stripey bedding, with a blankie pulled over him. I tried to capture the way he looks (he’s blind in one eye and usually has it closed so he looks like he’s winking. He’s also smirking. To make matters worse, he has one paw down the blanket. I actually drew this based on a photo of him I took.) it’s ok to be bad at things!
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Image from Netflix’s Black Mirror episode “USS Callister”
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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If there’s one thing Kennedys are known for. Heyoooooo!
He promised to take a bullet for her.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Every home on that road burned. My grandparents old house burned, the only thing that remained was the chimney, and a burnt up husk of a tree that my grandma put a tire swing on for us kids growing up. They removed the tree a couple years ago.
The original fireplace and chimney of my grandparents house, adjacent to a newer structure. It’s cloudy and in the background is a hill.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The album art for Judas Christ by Tiamat. Has a goat on it.
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Also I went on a little rabbit hole deep-dive, bc I believed for years that Ramblin’ Rod who was always rumored to be a prick who hated children was the inspiration behind Krusty, but ope, nope, it was his predecessor lmao.
Krusty the Clown inspiration (from Wikipedia) A decades-old rumor claims that Ramblin' Rod inspired Matt Groening to create the character Krusty the Clown, the bitter host of a fictional children's program on The Simpsons. Groening, who grew up in Portland, was likely aware of Anders' show on KPTV. However, in interviews, Groening has mentioned that it was Ramblin' Rod's predecessor on KPTV, a somewhat melancholy clown named Rusty Nails, who was the creation of Jim Allen and served as a partial inspiration for the character of Krusty. l61
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Just in case
Some weird freak: “Shit your fucking bitch ass up you terminally online fucking moron. After today I won't be back. But you will you fucking loser”
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Small doggo staring into the middle distance. In the background there are helicopters and soldiers. Text says “I could smell the onions and mustard”
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Tango down!
Account has been suspended
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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💜
The cover of Garbage’s self-titled debut album. It’s a bunch of pink feathers with a large capital G in the center. The upper right corner says garbage in lower case letters.
October 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Ziltoid in solidarity with Peach
A cute tabby boi with one eye shut and one eye open. His mouth is open for a meow that looks like “hell yes!”
October 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Shitty meme I just threw together
Stick figure guy says “I’m the White House Bluesky account” and a group of stick figures are huddled, ignoring the lone stick figure. Stick figure says “ahem, I’m—“ One stick dude in the huddle does a big thumbs up with a face like 😐 The lone stick figure is like 🥺 A stick dude in the group huddle says “can the Mariners pull this off?”
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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I suck at drawing. Doesn’t mean I don’t try lol. This, unfortunately, is probably my best work. I drew it based on a photo I took of my cat some years back. It unintentionally ends up looking like a kitty boudoir pic bc he’s partially covered by a blankie with one eye closed.
Goofy drawing I did of my cat awhile back. It kinda unintentionally looks like a boudoir pic bc he’s partially covered by a blankie and has one eye closed. I drew it based on a photo I have of him. It’s not very good!
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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This was super fucking weird
Post from me: A few years ago, my dad told me that when he was a little kid, my grandma told him "if you get scared while watching a movie or tv, laugh. You'll feel better." Me watching news in 2024: gif of Stitch from Disney’s Lilo & Stitch laughing maniacally Some weird bitch: You're all the same. So fearful of everything that doesn't exist.
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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wtf is a landspout???
Special Weather Statement Valid from Oct 12, 2025 5:20 PM PDT until Oct 12, 2025 5:45 PM PDT From the National Weather Service At 520 PM PDT, Doppler radar was tracking gusty showers capable of producing a landspout along a line extending from near Boring to Tigard. Movement was southeast at 15 mph. HAZARD... Landspouts and wind gusts up to 40 mph. SOURCE... Radar indicated. IMPACT... Minor damage to outdoor objects is possible. Gusty winds could knock down tree limbs and blow around unsecured objects. Locations impacted include... Oregon City, Tigard, Lake Oswego, Tualatin, West Linn, Milwaukie, Wilsonville, Canby, Gladstone, Estacada, Rivergrove, Oatfield, Jennings Lodge, Clackamas, Happy Valley, Damascus, King City, Durham, Johnson City, and Oak Grove. This includes the following highways in Oregon... Interstate 5 between mile markers 286 and 293. Interstate 205 between mile markers 1 and 15. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... If outdoors, consider seeking shelter inside a buildina.
October 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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A older selfie of me, but just the top portion of my face. I have blue and green hair at the time. It looked hella cool.
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails was noted by Durst as an influence during several interviews. Displeased by Durst's statements, Reznor repeatedly attacked Durst and Limp Bizkit during several interviews in response.[96][97] In a profile for Kerrang!, Reznor mocked Durst saying "It's one thing if you know your place; like, 'Hey, I'm an idiot who plays shitty music but people buy it – fuck it, I'm having fun. But it's another thing when you think you're David Bowie after you've stayed up all night to write a song called 'Break Stuff'.
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Did a search on a local news site for Boring and this popped up and gave me a chuckle.
KGW: The Story- Boring woman part of ‘Biggest Loser’ Headline from September 22, 2010
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Presented without comment
Wankers Corner Wanker's Country Store In 1895, the Wanker family moved to the area, bought land, and built a store and tavern at the intersection of Stafford and Borland roads. I5] The intersection came to be known as Wankers Corner. Wanker is a German surname (pronounced Wonker), but because the word "wanker" is also a slang term for "masturbator" in British English, Wankers Corner has frequently been noted on lists of unusual place names. 7]
October 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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This President is obviously hellbent on deploying the military in American cities, absent facts or authority to do so. It is up to us and the courts to hold him accountable. That's what we intend to do. Oregonians know what's really happening here. Portland isn't a war zone. As a community, we need to come together and take this moment to show the world who we are: keep Portland safe while our fight in the court continues to move forward. We're ready today to hold the administration accountable and to protect the people of Oregon.
October 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50p's, take your pocket money and get out!”
Simon Pegg in the comic book shop scene in Spaced where he yells at a little boy for wanting to buy a JarJar doll.
October 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM