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I work at cnn where I am the guy who rakes up the extra piles of news at night

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Choire @choire.bsky.social · 5h

Holy shit!

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 15h

2025 is over eggnog’s here

Store full of eggnog

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 1d

Be well!!!

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 2d

I am so excited to hang out with Rachel every day! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

CNN Jumps Into Fashion With Hire of Washington Post Critic Rachel Tashjian

CNN hires Rachel Tashjian, who has been fashion critic at The Washington Post, as the Warner Bros. Discovery outlet seeks new digital presence

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 2d

me rn

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 3d

This woke business is getting out of hand.

Gender neutral bathroom with a sign saying please use women’s room

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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 5d

Watch ICE illegally arrested Chicago Alderman Jessie Fuentes inside a hospital emergency room—simply for asking them to show a warrant for a man they detained.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 5d

Brilliant and fascinating. nymag.com/intelligence...

Does It Matter What Your Therapist Thinks About Israel?

The war has divided Jewish New Yorkers from each other — and from their analysts.

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Intelligencer @intelligencer.com · 5d

Does it matter what your therapist thinks about Israel? The war has divided Jewish New Yorkers from each other — and from their analysts, writes Julia Edelstein.

Does It Matter What Your Therapist Thinks About Israel?

Does it matter what your therapist thinks about Israel? The war has divided Jewish New Yorkers from each other — and from their analysts, writes Julia Edelstein.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 7d

We are coooooked.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 7d

Honestly she seems cool, why didn’t she run.

Dana Rubinstein @danarubinsteinbsky.bsky.social · 7d

She Loved Eric Adams. She Kept It a Secret. Now She’s Talking. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/n...

She Loved Eric Adams. She Kept It a Secret. Now She’s Talking.

www.nytimes.com

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 14d

I lol’d

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 14d

The Alien Earth subreddit is the angriest place on earth.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 15d

How does he always do it? The VISION.

Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 15d

I’d rather you just slur me at this point

Choire @choire.bsky.social · 25d

Interesting. www.cnn.com/2025/09/13/b...

People are getting fired for allegedly celebrating Charlie Kirk’s murder. It looks like a coordinated effort | CNN Business

Dozens of social media posts and messages about the murder of Charlie Kirk, including some that celebrated his death, are being spotlighted by conservative activists, Republican elected officials and ...

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Sep 7

Haah that weird moment when clubby nepotism is correct

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Sep 7

I just wanna say that there’s a three letter phrase in this fairly far down the piece at which I screamed. Now that’s profile-writing!!!

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Sep 7

I love him so much. 🥺 www.vulture.com/article/dean...

Dean Winters Never Wanted to Be the Lead

His Allstate commercials pay his mortgage and playing cops keeps him “from working behind a bar.”

www.vulture.com

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Sep 1

Threads is so jacked, it’s still Taylor Lorenz 24/7 over there, they should be secretly paying her $8,000 a month.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 31

Omg I don’t think I can stop myself.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 31

Void space death hell.

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 31

Honestly yes.

Amazon listing: Animolds Hug Me Giant Rubber Chicken- Huge Stress Relief Screaming Chicken Toy | Screams Up to 45 Seconds- Novelty Gag and Prank Toys | Funny Toys Gifts for Christmas Stocking Stuffers for Kids Adult

With picture of a guy saying “making your mondays just a bit better”

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 30

www.cnn.com/2025/08/30/u...

A volunteer firefighter, a beloved pastor, a prominent journalist. These are the community pillars being detained by ICE. | CNN

They have helped put out fires in neighborhoods and wildlands, offered shelter, food and spiritual guidance to those in need and provided live coverage of protests and immigration enforcement to hundr...

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 29

“Fail to bruise your knees on linoleum tile once a week and the Sniffies police will take your gay license away.” 🤣

Choire @choire.bsky.social · Aug 29

Haha wow WOW i am going back in my sarcophagus www.thecut.com/article/ghb-...

We’ve Reached Peak Gay Sluttiness

Party all weekend, hook up with anyone, never get an STD or a hangover, and still make the Monday-morning Zooms. Who says nobody’s having sex anymore?