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Ice Train putting that OOMPH into a standing splash, this rules
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
hope they stick around. two of very few people in wrestling with legitimate comedic timing. Actually Funny, not just wrestling funny.
The IInspiration made their debut at AEW House Rules and have signed with the company!
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
sounds of 2026 so far:
1. "young turks" by rod stewart
2. red harvest's 1996 album HyBreed
3. superdrag
4. mobb deep

i accept i am never going to know or care what's actively happening in music again. couldn't have imagined it 20 years ago but here we are.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
LOVE JONES is excellent and Larenz Tate has like four very different performances in the 90s that make it absurd to me that he didn't become the long-term heavy hitter he should have been
💘 What is the best underseen romance film?

“Underseen” means fewer than 50,000 watches on Letterboxd, so make sure that your picks meet that requirement before showing them some much-needed love.

Start listing now: boxd.it/eZs
February 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Really enjoy the Wrestling Media types who are grown adults insisting they just cannot understand that there are people in the world who don't watch wrestling only to celebrate what's most commercially popular. Engagement grift + internet "stan culture," the perfect combination.
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
this is otherworldy dumb lol. there's not a single person on the entire WWE roster who could step onto an NFL field and do even as well as "Jelly Roll" did in a WWE ring. and it wouldn't be close, either. and I don't care if you pluck the guys who played high level college ball even.
February 14, 2026 at 5:53 AM
WON Awards are one of those things now Gotten Mad About by a bunch of people who don't need to care. used to be things had their little dork corners and the dorks dorked amongst themselves, and everyone else was free to wear their Hulkamania or Austin 3:16 shirts and not give a fuck, as God intended
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
February 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I agree that it's incredible that Dave could see by June that the Wrestler of the Year race was pretty clear and then it remained so for the next six months.
Give. Me. Strength.
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
wild that I watched a whole A-list feature film about this lady and it even received a Best Picture nom from the AARP Annual Movies For Grownups Awards
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
a video look back at The Great Talent That Came Into WCW in 1995
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
another great example of WCW Prime commentary as Chris Cruise assesses just how much Cobra has sucked
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Valentine's with Chris Cruise and Dusty Rhodes
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
apparently there are Persephone bangers on the ROH and I might need to get the ROH again
What a freaking match between these two! Incredible debut showing for Julissa Mexa and Persephone shined bright as always! #ROH
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If true:

1. Omega's slightly odd, forced-in mention of Brody's name now seem less odd. It also would make sense why he wasn't on the show at all.
2. This type thing never works out the way a corporation hopes it will. They will have made the "problem," as they see it, far worse.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Two titles changed hands on a truly elite episode of #AEWDynamite this evening.
Review: AEW Dynamite 2-11-2026
Two titles changed hands on a truly elite episode of AEW Dynamite.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Strap Awareness.
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
BIG STAT LEAKIN
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
if you were doing that thing where you judge on someone's entrance body language, which I think is generally horse-nonsense, then you'd think Thekla's about to win da big one for sure
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
lmao FTR's physical comedy is consistently strong and maybe the most overlooked thing about what makes them so great
Amy is still laughing at this. 😂 #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Won't lie and say I'm SUPER STOKED to see FTR vs Bucks again but I do know it'll be *good*. And honestly, it was gonna happen again at some point.
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
One of the best wrestling crowds in recent memory tonight on Dynamite and the show is what has gotten that out of them. Hot from the jump. Has stayed there.
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"What a kickass program this has been." Tony Schiavone enjoying being back in wrestling for the last several years is still one of my favorite things, all the time.
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM