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Ace sizing up the NIL recruits
tapemachines.bsky.social
"We're gonna keep winning, because that's what winners do!"

bad news for Claudio's association with the group and he knows it
tapemachines.bsky.social
Jungle Jack wrestling with an empty knife sheath on his belt like a GI Joe working the Hasbro WWF ring
tapemachines.bsky.social
Zoop and Vectorman, the big two
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tapemachines.bsky.social
none, i just sit there watching movies like
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rosswbermaniv.bsky.social
The punishment for making it to the playoffs is the national broadcast team taking over for the informed local team and saying stuff like "Gee, kinda chilly today. Seems like Chicago people would like that, probably."
tapemachines.bsky.social
thought it was a good movie and I've definitely seen worse performances than Dwayne's get Oscar noms, man. if they campaign right then sure, he can be billed forever after as Academy Award Nominee Dwayne Johnson
tapemachines.bsky.social
the new Nielsen system is super funny and I endorse it because it suggests all this bickering about that stuff is an even bigger waste of time than was already clear
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
You don’t need AI; AI is not “inevitable.” That’s a lie being fed to you by companies who are going to lose a fuckton of money if they don’t convince you that AI is something you can’t live without.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
tapemachines.bsky.social
I've dabbled and sampled here and there over many years but I always had the feeling I was "saving" a fuller dive into actively following at least some lucha for some particular time in my life and I think that time has arrived
tapemachines.bsky.social
... bring it back
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Undercover Bears Oatmeal (1990-1991): Instant oatmeal containing brown sugar or maple-covered gummy bears that "appeared" when you added hot liquid.
A police badge reading "Under Cover Bears" and a gold teddy bear sit above a bowl of oatmeal, filled with brownish gummy bears. A bear dressed like a PI holds a magnifying glass over the bowl
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minakimes.bsky.social
Yakety JAX
billbarnwell.com
What a drive:

- Burn 43 seconds and a TO on two Trevor scrambles
- Gorgeous, world-class throw up the sideline
- Delay of game with a stopped clock
- PI at exactly the right time
- Trevor trips and scrambles for a TD anyway
greggrosenthal.bsky.social
We spent an entire segment on the Jaguars last week being the most Messy Fun team in the NFL

They've done us proud with this performance tonight
tapemachines.bsky.social
it don't get no better than that
tapemachines.bsky.social
i think about this roughly 25 times a week