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"Chicagoland"
"Chicagoland"
well I suppose it's about as funny as John Cena ever has been
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
well I suppose it's about as funny as John Cena ever has been
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Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is Brock Purdy AI? because it sure seems like Silicon Valley investors sunk hundreds of millions of dollars into him without actually looking into whether he is good or not
i said some shit about them being obvious future couples vacation regulars in passing some months ago and finally got around to spending 4 minutes doing this
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i said some shit about them being obvious future couples vacation regulars in passing some months ago and finally got around to spending 4 minutes doing this
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had to pop in on that barnes & noble sale
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
had to pop in on that barnes & noble sale
they're saying it's TAPE Time in AEW
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
they're saying it's TAPE Time in AEW
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This has to be the bloodiest I've ever seen Joe. It's like the Jay Briscoe cage match bladejob from 20 years ago finally came back to haunt him.
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This has to be the bloodiest I've ever seen Joe. It's like the Jay Briscoe cage match bladejob from 20 years ago finally came back to haunt him.
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Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good as Magnum vs Tully. Oh, and there's a new AEW champion.
Review: AEW Full Gear 2025
Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good as Magnum vs Tully. Oh, and there's a new AEW champion.
so fuckin fired up still thinking about Full Gear
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
so fuckin fired up still thinking about Full Gear
I promise you I am not trying to make A Statement. Hangman's "short" world title reigns have been 197 and 133 days.
Stone Cold's world title reigns were 91, 90, 56, 55, 175, and 62 days. Rock's were 44, 2, 41, 21, 119, 35, 63, 34, 35, 70. Rock's *second longest* reign was the one in 2013!
Stone Cold's world title reigns were 91, 90, 56, 55, 175, and 62 days. Rock's were 44, 2, 41, 21, 119, 35, 63, 34, 35, 70. Rock's *second longest* reign was the one in 2013!
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I promise you I am not trying to make A Statement. Hangman's "short" world title reigns have been 197 and 133 days.
Stone Cold's world title reigns were 91, 90, 56, 55, 175, and 62 days. Rock's were 44, 2, 41, 21, 119, 35, 63, 34, 35, 70. Rock's *second longest* reign was the one in 2013!
Stone Cold's world title reigns were 91, 90, 56, 55, 175, and 62 days. Rock's were 44, 2, 41, 21, 119, 35, 63, 34, 35, 70. Rock's *second longest* reign was the one in 2013!
big shouts to Jet and Speed
Tony throws in Mike Bailey as a 2026 breakout in addition to Kevin Knight. Tony then mentions Willow, which gets actual applause. YES. PUSH HER. PUSH HER NOW. Tony says he could name 27-28 other names though.
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 AM
big shouts to Jet and Speed
Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good as Magnum vs Tully. Oh, and there's a new AEW champion.
Review: AEW Full Gear 2025
Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good...
tapemachines.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Blood, blood everywhere! Just shy of exactly 40 years to the day, AEW pays tribute to Starrcade '85 and its bloodbathery and also produces a much better show than that one, even if nothing was as good as Magnum vs Tully. Oh, and there's a new AEW champion.
The Opps Dojo having a terrible time here in every way imaginable
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The Opps Dojo having a terrible time here in every way imaginable
AEW Full Gear 2025 a 40 years later tribute to Starrcade '85. Blood blood blood blood blood blood
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
AEW Full Gear 2025 a 40 years later tribute to Starrcade '85. Blood blood blood blood blood blood
i wonder if they'll bleed
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i wonder if they'll bleed
i think you should not use alternate themes for your fuckin top star, sucks the air out of the crowd when they're like "?? ... oh. it's him. YAY."
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
i think you should not use alternate themes for your fuckin top star, sucks the air out of the crowd when they're like "?? ... oh. it's him. YAY."
go take a fuckin shower man it's been like 90 minutes
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
go take a fuckin shower man it's been like 90 minutes
we're at this point of Mercedes Match if you're not watching and wondering where the PPV is
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
we're at this point of Mercedes Match if you're not watching and wondering where the PPV is
Stat, hurt: "I can do it. I can do it."
[Mercedes flies in with knee]
Aubrey: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
Mercedes: "...?????"
[Mercedes flies in with knee]
Aubrey: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
Mercedes: "...?????"
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Stat, hurt: "I can do it. I can do it."
[Mercedes flies in with knee]
Aubrey: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
Mercedes: "...?????"
[Mercedes flies in with knee]
Aubrey: "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
Mercedes: "...?????"