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tapemachines.bsky.social
the new Nielsen system is super funny and I endorse it because it suggests all this bickering about that stuff is an even bigger waste of time than was already clear
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
You don’t need AI; AI is not “inevitable.” That’s a lie being fed to you by companies who are going to lose a fuckton of money if they don’t convince you that AI is something you can’t live without.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
tapemachines.bsky.social
I've dabbled and sampled here and there over many years but I always had the feeling I was "saving" a fuller dive into actively following at least some lucha for some particular time in my life and I think that time has arrived
tapemachines.bsky.social
having a nice time
tapemachines.bsky.social
... bring it back
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Undercover Bears Oatmeal (1990-1991): Instant oatmeal containing brown sugar or maple-covered gummy bears that "appeared" when you added hot liquid.
A police badge reading "Under Cover Bears" and a gold teddy bear sit above a bowl of oatmeal, filled with brownish gummy bears. A bear dressed like a PI holds a magnifying glass over the bowl
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minakimes.bsky.social
Yakety JAX
billbarnwell.com
What a drive:

- Burn 43 seconds and a TO on two Trevor scrambles
- Gorgeous, world-class throw up the sideline
- Delay of game with a stopped clock
- PI at exactly the right time
- Trevor trips and scrambles for a TD anyway
greggrosenthal.bsky.social
We spent an entire segment on the Jaguars last week being the most Messy Fun team in the NFL

They've done us proud with this performance tonight
tapemachines.bsky.social
it don't get no better than that
tapemachines.bsky.social
i think about this roughly 25 times a week
tapemachines.bsky.social
the JA'MARR CHASE
4 RECEPTIONS 3 TACKLES
graphic just killed me
tapemachines.bsky.social
you know what I like about Jahmyr Gibbs? how good he is
tapemachines.bsky.social
he might be today. just today, perhaps, but this is hideous. Rypien wouldn't have to do much to be better
tapemachines.bsky.social
gonna need this 1v1 for 15 or 20 on a Collision real soon
tapemachines.bsky.social
smart of the Lions to allow Jake Browning to look "resourceful" and "gritty" during that drive so that the Bengals will leave Jake Browning in for the second half
tapemachines.bsky.social
pretty sure this is actually the Lions' year and Dan Campbell was being held back by Aaron Glenn and Ben Johnson
tapemachines.bsky.social
Pairing Rush with Sammy Guevara is like pairing Furio with Matthew Bevilaqua.
tapemachines.bsky.social
my favorite part is definitely every star on the show telling you early that they think the main event is a very stupid idea
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millerlowlife14.bsky.social
Every name on the Tigers sounds like it was made up by a teenager trying to come up with something for a fake ID. Brant Hurter? Dillon Dingler? Colt Keith? Fake. Fake. Fake.