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November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Even when pre-insane Ron Silver played him in Reversal of Fortune, Dershowitz had no charisma.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Even when pre-insane Ron Silver played him in Reversal of Fortune, Dershowitz had no charisma.
The Department of War does not exist. That should be the first response to this bullshit.
The Department of Defense announces it's considering "court-martial proceedings or administrative measures" against Democratic Senator Mark Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Department of War does not exist. That should be the first response to this bullshit.
It’s a good thing we have judges who see what buffoons these evil fucks are.
CNN: Breaking news… this is big, we have learned that the justice department's case against former FBI director Jim Comey and the New York attorney general have both been dismissed
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s a good thing we have judges who see what buffoons these evil fucks are.
Honestly, putting Bolsonaro into prison may have saved Brazil from being invaded by the US to install him as president there.
OK so wait. Trump talked to Bolsonaro last night and was planning to meet him “in the very near future”? Sounds to me like he was in on the escape plan. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Says He Plans To Meet With Bolsonaro Before Learning In Real Time That He's Been Arrested
www.huffpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Honestly, putting Bolsonaro into prison may have saved Brazil from being invaded by the US to install him as president there.
I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and, like all those bots on Twitter, I'm in an exotic location where people have strange beliefs: the southern US.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm up at 9:30/6:30 ET/PT this a.m. on @stephaniemiller.bsky.social and, like all those bots on Twitter, I'm in an exotic location where people have strange beliefs: the southern US.
Pretty sure Elon named his Fleshlight "Grok."
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Pretty sure Elon named his Fleshlight "Grok."
This whiny bastard.
President Trump, in a long Sunday morning post on social media: …UKRAINE “LEADERSHIP” HAS EXPRESSED ZERO GRATITUDE FOR OUR EFFORTS…
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This whiny bastard.
Motherfucker, if I still gotta take off my shoes and belt while you make me wait in an hour-long line to be sneered at by TSA before shoving me into a middle seat where my knees touch the seat in front of me before they lean back, I'm not gonna smile and wear a goddamn suit.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Motherfucker, if I still gotta take off my shoes and belt while you make me wait in an hour-long line to be sneered at by TSA before shoving me into a middle seat where my knees touch the seat in front of me before they lean back, I'm not gonna smile and wear a goddamn suit.
Do you want me to fuck that bird, CNN? Because it's sure sounding like you want someone to.
The beautiful bird has settled at the Battery in downtown New York following a lengthy stay in the quiet gardens of Roosevelt Island and a brief, chaotic stint in Midtown Manhattan. She's the only wild turkey in Manhattan.
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
https://cnn.it/3X9C7ct
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Do you want me to fuck that bird, CNN? Because it's sure sounding like you want someone to.
Just imagine that rusty chain of a voice reading that cum-swallowing poetry out loud. Like being dommed by a month-old corpse.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Just imagine that rusty chain of a voice reading that cum-swallowing poetry out loud. Like being dommed by a month-old corpse.
To be fair, distracting them with toys and cars that go "vroom" is probably better for the country than having them in charge of keeping us safe.
Kristi and Kash’s taxpayer-funded travel adventures continue.
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be fair, distracting them with toys and cars that go "vroom" is probably better for the country than having them in charge of keeping us safe.
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Thoughts and… no, not even thoughts.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Thoughts and… no, not even thoughts.
Mamdani played this perfectly and just trashed the entire campaign’s worth of attacks for the GOP.
Trump also just posted these photos to Truth Social, including the one with Mamdani standing next to a portrait of FDR. Trump mentioned Mamdani asked if he could have his picture taken there.
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
"It's an amazing portrait in the cabinet room," Trump said. "So he's a big fan of the New Deal, I guess..."
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mamdani played this perfectly and just trashed the entire campaign’s worth of attacks for the GOP.
Truly, one of the stupidest airport things is the epic journey to the car rental center in New Orleans. And then to have one person working is just shitty upon shitty. I dread it every fucking time I come here.
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Truly, one of the stupidest airport things is the epic journey to the car rental center in New Orleans. And then to have one person working is just shitty upon shitty. I dread it every fucking time I come here.
Someone’s Canadian girlfriend broke up with him
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Someone’s Canadian girlfriend broke up with him
This all really ends with us fighting on the side of Russia in a war against Western Europe, doesn’t it?
Breaking news: The White House is pressuring Ukraine to sign on to its new peace proposal by Thanksgiving or lose U.S. support to the country, according to officials familiar with the talks.
U.S. pushing Ukraine to sign peace deal by Thanksgiving or lose support
The U.S. is now sending “signals” that everything could be off the table if Kyiv does not quickly sign a proposal, which was drawn up by special envoy Witkoff.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This all really ends with us fighting on the side of Russia in a war against Western Europe, doesn’t it?
Bitch, give us leg room fit for humans and I’ll think about putting on a nice shirt
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bitch, give us leg room fit for humans and I’ll think about putting on a nice shirt
I found the antisemitism
The Pentagon has decided that Swastikas and nooses are cool now, and no longer considered symbols of hate. So if you're Jewish or black, and bunking with Nazis, well you'll just have to be OK with that because Nazis aren't bad anymore and bigotry is acceptable.
www.rawstory.com/trump-swasti...
www.rawstory.com/trump-swasti...
Military service will reportedly no longer classify 'divisive' swastika as 'hate' symbol
Trump administration insiders are furious over reporting that the U.S. Coast Guard, which is part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."Acc...
www.rawstory.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I found the antisemitism
Wait, are you telling me that Nigel Farage is racist? No way. No fucking way.
Ministers call on Farage to address alleged ‘repulsive’ teenage racism
Ministers call on Farage to address alleged ‘repulsive’ teenage racism
Liz Kendall and Jo Stevens react after about 20 people claim they either witnessed or were victims of Reform leader’s abusive behaviour
Cabinet ministers have described detailed and multiple allegations of teenage racism by Nigel Farage as “repulsive” and doubled down on the prime minister’s call for him to address the claims.
Liz Kendall, the secretary for science and innovation and technology, said she was appalled by the descriptions reported by the Guardian. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wait, are you telling me that Nigel Farage is racist? No way. No fucking way.
Let's be clear: The members of Congress saying the military has a duty not to obey illegal orders are merely emphasizing what the Uniform Code of Military Justice says. It's like them making a PSA about speeding: they're merely stating a legal fact.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Let's be clear: The members of Congress saying the military has a duty not to obey illegal orders are merely emphasizing what the Uniform Code of Military Justice says. It's like them making a PSA about speeding: they're merely stating a legal fact.
South Park really isn't that far off reality on Trump and Vance.
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
South Park really isn't that far off reality on Trump and Vance.
In as much as he understands anything, Trump knows his power is waning, so he’s already flailing around.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In as much as he understands anything, Trump knows his power is waning, so he’s already flailing around.
I think more members of Congress should do ads telling federal employees not to do illegal shit. Get the ones with law degrees out there saying, “We’ll prosecute your ass when Trump is gone if you crime for him.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think more members of Congress should do ads telling federal employees not to do illegal shit. Get the ones with law degrees out there saying, “We’ll prosecute your ass when Trump is gone if you crime for him.”