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Melyssa
@melyssatk.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Me, an idiot:
Good job flyers never a doubt
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Good job flyers never a doubt
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. I am a river you are a canyon, something like that
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. I am a river you are a canyon, something like that
can we ask Howie to find us the Vic Fangio of OCs?
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
can we ask Howie to find us the Vic Fangio of OCs?
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I DEMAND A TRIAL BY FIRE FOR EVERYONE BUT VIC FANGIO
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I DEMAND A TRIAL BY FIRE FOR EVERYONE BUT VIC FANGIO
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The fun thing about football is that holding could be called on literally every play
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The fun thing about football is that holding could be called on literally every play
What. The fuck. Was that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
What. The fuck. Was that.
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Eagles should look into cloning Quinyon Mitchell. Two of him would be ideal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Eagles should look into cloning Quinyon Mitchell. Two of him would be ideal.
Our second half team was a first half team today and nobody was prepared
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Our second half team was a first half team today and nobody was prepared
My thanksgiving convo topics so far:
1. Felching good, fluoride bad???
2. The Most Hated Man in America (no it’s not the president it’s kevin patullo)
1. Felching good, fluoride bad???
2. The Most Hated Man in America (no it’s not the president it’s kevin patullo)
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My thanksgiving convo topics so far:
1. Felching good, fluoride bad???
2. The Most Hated Man in America (no it’s not the president it’s kevin patullo)
1. Felching good, fluoride bad???
2. The Most Hated Man in America (no it’s not the president it’s kevin patullo)
CeeDee “sucks ass” lamb
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
CeeDee “sucks ass” lamb
Slim fucking reaper!
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Slim fucking reaper!
They know by now that dak spit first. Bums.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They know by now that dak spit first. Bums.
Can’t fuck up in the kelly greens. Go birds dickheads 🦅🦅🦅
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Can’t fuck up in the kelly greens. Go birds dickheads 🦅🦅🦅
Dude the lions fucking suck
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Dude the lions fucking suck
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I wake up every day thankful for Dan Vladar.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I wake up every day thankful for Dan Vladar.
Mich is such a little shit I love it
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mich is such a little shit I love it
Jake Allen go home bud
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jake Allen go home bud
I used to pray for times like this (a 3 goal lead against the devils in the first)
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I used to pray for times like this (a 3 goal lead against the devils in the first)
This is gonna make great thanksgiving dinner conversation
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is gonna make great thanksgiving dinner conversation
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...