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Melyssa
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Philly sports & suffering | nj
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Me, an idiot:
Good job flyers never a doubt
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. I am a river you are a canyon, something like that
In English we say “I want you.”

In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Worst fight ever
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
can we ask Howie to find us the Vic Fangio of OCs?
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I DEMAND A TRIAL BY FIRE FOR EVERYONE BUT VIC FANGIO
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The fun thing about football is that holding could be called on literally every play
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What. The fuck. Was that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Eagles should look into cloning Quinyon Mitchell. Two of him would be ideal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Our second half team was a first half team today and nobody was prepared
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My thanksgiving convo topics so far:

1. Felching good, fluoride bad???
2. The Most Hated Man in America (no it’s not the president it’s kevin patullo)
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
CeeDee “sucks ass” lamb
November 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hahahaha
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Slim fucking reaper!
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
They know by now that dak spit first. Bums.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can’t fuck up in the kelly greens. Go birds dickheads 🦅🦅🦅
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dude the lions fucking suck
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Z’s got hands damn
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I wake up every day thankful for Dan Vladar.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mich is such a little shit I love it
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Jake Allen go home bud
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I used to pray for times like this (a 3 goal lead against the devils in the first)
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is gonna make great thanksgiving dinner conversation
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM