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nmamatas.bsky.social
Don't tell me what to skeet.
Don't tell me what not to skeet.
Read my skeets before replying to them.
Reply to the skeet as written, not to the imaginary other person who wrote some other skeet in your mind that made you mad at someone who is not me.
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douglasmack.bsky.social
just randomly looking around and found a place that sells these outfits in multiple sizes, if anyone's interested

www.favounicorn.com/inflatable-f...
Inflatable frog costume in kid and adult sizes, $54
nmamatas.bsky.social
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jrbolt.bsky.social
Log Lady [calmly stroking log]: One day the sadness will end.

Log Lady [spinning donuts on your lawn in a Camaro]: But not today bitch
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popeofchilitown.bsky.social
This is way more threatening than it needs to be
A paywall notice that says “You’ve read your last free article.”
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socialistdogmom.bsky.social
the new york times has helpfully clarified that buildings in oregon are made out of modern construction materials.
nmamatas.bsky.social
This is how many tech products sold themselves too. What? Set a FIRE in my house and put a dead animal near it? Now I drink Soylent? Sweat onto cloth and keep it, filthy, in my home to later pour hot water on it? No, new shirt every day (or laundry app)! etc etc
frozzbot.bsky.social
Couldn't believe my ears when that music AI guy said nobody actually enjoys making music. That ranks as one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Anybody who knows how to make music enjoys making music. Why would they have ever learned to do it if it didn't bring them joy?
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frozzbot.bsky.social
Couldn't believe my ears when that music AI guy said nobody actually enjoys making music. That ranks as one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Anybody who knows how to make music enjoys making music. Why would they have ever learned to do it if it didn't bring them joy?
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mollytanzer.bsky.social
The slop machines have taught me one thing--and credit where due, it is an important thing: I'd rather die than surrender that which makes me human.
faineg.bsky.social
there’s this weird idea a lot of people seem to have about how all of us writers and artists must secretly want to use AI and are merely resisting temptation for ethical reasons, and like, no, it’s not hard for me to resist drinking the bowl of Piss With Glass In It actually
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parsnip.bsky.social
you can tell these whiny losers are not having fun even as they finally get the mendacious anti-constitutional government attempting to quell their political enemies they've always wanted because they're frustrated that people still hate their guts about it and i think that's beautiful
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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dankaszeta.bsky.social
Use only water or fresh air on tear gas or pepper spray.

No milk, vinegar, antacids, urine, etc. and especially not in eye.

Thank me later,

An actual expert
nmamatas.bsky.social
You know what else would be great? If you would buy Kalivas! Or, Another Tempest via my local independent bookstore!

www.ebbooksellers.com/item/Hq3ZF19...
nmamatas.bsky.social
I met my long-lost cousin from Australia. (This is not a joke. That branch of the family had changed their surname from Mamatas to Maras after leaving the Congo for Oz, and then vanished, two generations prior.)
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
nmamatas.bsky.social
This skeet made me search for the name "Stephen Hicks" here on Bluesky. Turns out that there is an erotic photographer of the same name, and combined with the cultural norms of nudity, alt text, and proper credit for photos on this website, I'm much happier than I'd be had I found the other Hicks.
nearzone.bsky.social
I just stumbled across this Stephen Hicks guy, immediately put off by him, turns out he's a favorite of the anti-woke crowd who fancy themselves a bit more philosophical than the hoi polloi. But he sucks.
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nickdiak.com
Mail goodies!

A copy of the graphic novel collection of short comic stories, "Perfect Crime Party". Got a Nick Mamatas / @nmamatas.bsky.social autograph in this bad boy!

#Comics #Comicbook #IndieComic #SequentialArt #Crime
Cover of Perfect Crime Party. It shoes a dog detective looking over an outline of where a body was. Looking on is a board, a... beaver?, a poodle, and a cat. The cat is guilty because they are holding a bone behind their back they used to bonk the victim. page 1 of the 21 foot rule, signed by Nick Mamatas.
nmamatas.bsky.social
A dream come true!

Once again, I don't mean a wish or a hope; this is just the sort of thing I'd have a dream about.
patmak.bsky.social
@nmamatas.bsky.social If you haven't seen this yet, I think you might find it interesting.

"A[n] unpublished story by Jack Kerouac described as 'a lost chapter of the On the Road saga' has been discovered after languishing in the files of an assassinated Mafia crime boss for at least 40 years."
‘Very significant’ Jack Kerouac story discovered after mafia boss auction
Exclusive: Two-page 1957 manuscript signed by author linked to his classic of beat literature On the Road
www.theguardian.com
nmamatas.bsky.social
Whoa! I've not seen that!
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cooperlund.online
Guys, they've been saying this about every protest for a decade. Don't let it get into your heads.
atrupar.com
Sen. Roger Marshall: "October 18 is when the protest gets here. This will be a Soros paid-for protest for his professional protesters. The agitators show up. We'll have to get the National Guard out. Hopefully it will be peaceful. I doubt it."
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merriam-webster.com
Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.