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being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY!
she/her
she/her
Pinned
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
no one:
my dude: toyotathon! toyotathon! my whole goddamn life has been a toyotathon!
my dude: toyotathon! toyotathon! my whole goddamn life has been a toyotathon!
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
no one:
my dude: toyotathon! toyotathon! my whole goddamn life has been a toyotathon!
my dude: toyotathon! toyotathon! my whole goddamn life has been a toyotathon!
what if the government is pushing back on women's rights and abortions because they're running out of children to abuse with the lowest birth rates in years?
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
what if the government is pushing back on women's rights and abortions because they're running out of children to abuse with the lowest birth rates in years?
I made and sent this to my therapist once and she laughed, so I win at therapy
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I made and sent this to my therapist once and she laughed, so I win at therapy
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ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ME [arriving for my eye exam]: is this the right place
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
GUY BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER: no
we all have the right to remain silent but some of yall don't have the ability
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
we all have the right to remain silent but some of yall don't have the ability
host: let's go around the room and share a fun fact!
me: ooh I've got one! 4PSI to the butthole will rupture your colon
host: who invited you? how did you get in here?
me: ooh I've got one! 4PSI to the butthole will rupture your colon
host: who invited you? how did you get in here?
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
host: let's go around the room and share a fun fact!
me: ooh I've got one! 4PSI to the butthole will rupture your colon
host: who invited you? how did you get in here?
me: ooh I've got one! 4PSI to the butthole will rupture your colon
host: who invited you? how did you get in here?
we should stop assigning dope songs to relationships because the moment you break up, Peter Gabriel can take the light and the heat on his way out the damn door
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
we should stop assigning dope songs to relationships because the moment you break up, Peter Gabriel can take the light and the heat on his way out the damn door
my favorite way to unwind is a virginia slim and a big scoop of cottage cheese
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my favorite way to unwind is a virginia slim and a big scoop of cottage cheese
boss, after stating he finished an important task: so do I get a toaster?
me: why, are you gonna have a bath?
boss: what
me: what
me: why, are you gonna have a bath?
boss: what
me: what
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
boss, after stating he finished an important task: so do I get a toaster?
me: why, are you gonna have a bath?
boss: what
me: what
me: why, are you gonna have a bath?
boss: what
me: what
I'm sure @theregoesrichie.bsky.social is not shocked by this information
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm sure @theregoesrichie.bsky.social is not shocked by this information
Baby Sid is lighting up my gatdang life
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Baby Sid is lighting up my gatdang life
what was your first car? mine was this baddie... a 1990 Plymouth Laser in the color champagne lmaooo
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
what was your first car? mine was this baddie... a 1990 Plymouth Laser in the color champagne lmaooo
recently realized that most of readers digest's instagram posts sound like shitposts and it's funny as shit
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
recently realized that most of readers digest's instagram posts sound like shitposts and it's funny as shit
I used butcher paper to trace where I wanted all my art, then I taped it to the wall, nailed the nails in the proper positions, ripped the butcher paper off, and TA-DA! All my frames are exactly where I wanted them. I am awaiting 3 of the frames, hence the empty spaces on the wall. I'm psyched!
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I used butcher paper to trace where I wanted all my art, then I taped it to the wall, nailed the nails in the proper positions, ripped the butcher paper off, and TA-DA! All my frames are exactly where I wanted them. I am awaiting 3 of the frames, hence the empty spaces on the wall. I'm psyched!
if you set the precedent that you're allergic to gel polish at a new salon, you don't gotta fight for your life to say no to the $15 up charge ever again. follow me for more life hacks.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
if you set the precedent that you're allergic to gel polish at a new salon, you don't gotta fight for your life to say no to the $15 up charge ever again. follow me for more life hacks.
why wait until january to start your resolutions when you could start now and give up well before the ball drops
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
why wait until january to start your resolutions when you could start now and give up well before the ball drops
one of my coworkers is from puerto rico and yesterday after she said fuck in a sentence, she said "pardon my english" instead of pardon my french. does every country have a designated language to blame their cussing on? omg
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
one of my coworkers is from puerto rico and yesterday after she said fuck in a sentence, she said "pardon my english" instead of pardon my french. does every country have a designated language to blame their cussing on? omg
I have stoner magnets on my fridge and my 18yo has been leaving cryptic messages for the lord
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I have stoner magnets on my fridge and my 18yo has been leaving cryptic messages for the lord
you can just make a box of brownie batter and eat that it's not even illegal
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
you can just make a box of brownie batter and eat that it's not even illegal
sometimes my subconscious plays wordle
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
sometimes my subconscious plays wordle
hatesgiving 2: the reckoning
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hatesgiving 2: the reckoning
the haka for white women is just scream-singing you oughta know by alanis morissette, but the eye bulging is the same.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the haka for white women is just scream-singing you oughta know by alanis morissette, but the eye bulging is the same.
who made the arbitrary rule that you should only pour seven to nine sips in a wine glass? you're saving yourself time and effort to use the entire glass. honestly, just drink straight from the bottle unless your no fear t-shirt was a lie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
who made the arbitrary rule that you should only pour seven to nine sips in a wine glass? you're saving yourself time and effort to use the entire glass. honestly, just drink straight from the bottle unless your no fear t-shirt was a lie.