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KING RALPH II: HEIR WE GO AGAIN releasing in theatres in 1998!
I had that nightmare again
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They’re adding a 24th flavour to Dr. Pepper. The Dust of Osiris. They won’t say what exactly it is or where it’s from. They just say it’s “of earth.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This grossed $2.8 billion in the UK
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Mel Stefaniuk
Honey, I Blew Up the Chicken Man
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And here comes the Dr. John float to remind kids to have a little gris-gris with their Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Macarons are not a sin

But AI is
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I hope she knows she married into Star Wars royalty (father-in-law sang “R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas”)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KAQ-...
November 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So sleepy you start to melt
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pac…never forget when you had nothing
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
BEAUTIFUL.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
There’s Funky Winkerbean!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Is it good that publications are running articles like “A Thrifty Thanksgiving Treat? Try Boiling A Leather Shoe!”
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Those who eat my ectoplasm and drink my slime abide in me, and I in them.”
- Slimer
Hardee’s Slimer Sundae (1989-1989): Vanilla soft-serve topped with a green, bubblegum-flavored sauce. This sundae was released as part of a massive promotion for "Ghostbusters II", and the sauce was meant to evoke the thick, viscous ectoplasm from the film
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Yup that’s definitely Bruce Willis
DIE HARD ARCADE
SEGA AM1 R&D DIVISION/SEGA TECHNICAL INSTITUTE 1997
SEGA SATURN
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’ve received credible intel that the French government is trying to kill me and I have begun studying Muay Thai. I warn any potential assassins that my instructor was a stunt coordinator on Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finding old published review and it looks like a scroll from another era
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Embrace cabbage.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Castlevania is real it happened to my buddy Ron
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I think I would like to be like Bernie Taupin and become a lyricist for a musical genius. That seems like a good career path. Every week I would send them some lyrics for a new song with a title like “The Ballad of Boxcar Bill and the Backstreet Brawlers” and then they would do everything else.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sweet lil baby
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM