Kevin Eubanks screaming “Jay, no!”

They want us to believe this isn’t happening, that these pictures of Jay Leno wielding giant scissors are fake…
But they’re real
And it is happening

"You don't throw oranges on an escalator!"

“Uh-oh! The Danger Bird’s wings have turned to stone! Colour him in some new wings!”

Yeah I think the piss would have the opposite effect of making it look more appetizing

Larry Charles’ evil twin brother Barry Charles

I wish Robert Towne was alive to see your Two Jakes pun

*seeing a piece of shit that no one likes anymore return to the public eye for some reason*
“They better be offering us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made!!!!”

That’s how I played it too and I think that’s what makes it so powerful. So much of the game is just youthful aimless road tripping but then it hits a moment of tragedy and rockets to the end and time passes in the blink of an eye. It’s kind of the perfect encapsulation of getting old.

We have a foster dog staying with us and these three goofs are like a pretzel

What is this smut we found in your closet

“We Are Going To Eat You!” has to be a contender for best tagline of all time

Parents break down crying after looking under their son’s mattress and finding a folding chair

Kids are calling it “Squibbing” and it’s the hottest new trend of 2025

Guy In Audience: “DON’T YOU HATE MONDAYS!??”
*Garfield abruptly stops playing “Sweet Adeline” on his banjo*
Garfield: “Who said that!? Who the FUCK said that? I ain’t Heathcliff, pal. I ain’t here to pull a fish skeleton out of a trash can for a cheap laugh. Joey, get this fucking guy out of here.”