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Scott With Silent T

@silenttscott.bsky.social

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The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · Nov 22

I know I wasn’t the father you deserved, but whether you knew it or not, I was at every one of your mime recitals silently cheering.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4h

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4h

Chupacabra Awareness Month: Name some Chupacabras who've taught you a hard lesson.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4h

Keep the olives and green peppers to yourself.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4h

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4h

👏 The umpossible sweet potato fries were great.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 5h

Wednesday Night Pizza Chat: How long after having take-out pizza would you ideally want to wait to have a frozen pizza? I’d want a four day cushion at least.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 7h

Every time I ask my lady “okay, you’re not going to flip out about this, right?” I look up and she’s already taken 3 ceremonial scimitars down from the mantle.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I'm reading an interesting internet article I always finish as fast as I can and then close it in case someone else wants to read it.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

And did you know there’s an emoji for 🔱 ?

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

And did you know tridents sometimes have three points? Painful. Not like the tridents you see in comic books. Or those wussy harpoon guns.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 1d

Every time I ask my lady “okay, you’re not going to flip out about this, right?” I look up and she’s already taken 3 decorative tridents down from the mantle.

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 1d

I boil a whole bunch of water at the beginning of the week then freeze it. If I ever need boiling water it’s right there ready to go

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

On this date in Alternate History 1993: Kris Kross shoots Eddie Murphy. (Do you remember where you were when you first didn't get the news?)

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t think dipping my cheese curds in a cheese sauce is something to be ashamed of!

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 3d

Alexa? Can a hurricane merge with a black hole and tear temporal rifts in sand dunes and also leave you slightly damp?

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

Haha. Getting mixed reviews but I trust you intrinsically. May have to buy the chips next time though.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

Good recommendation. Hadn’t heard of it.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

People always ask can we clone dinosaur meat to braise into a sauce for potato chips, but they never ask if we should.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 4d

I’d give anything to sip some KMart cola again. Before I put my feet in it.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 5d

Need money quick. Would anyone watch an only fans where I dipped my feet in bowls of different store brand colas each night? Also looking for recommendations on the sexiest store brand pop.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 5d

Does anyone know the number to YouTube’s breaking news hotline. They have got to film this! Some guy at the 7-11 has taquitos all over his face. Oh man.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 6d

😱Harpoons can also be used for peace.

Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 6d

Things are so bad, our ambient jazz lofi chill mixes have to include Snoopy, and Tom, and Jerry. It did calm me down though.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 6d

Wait, are they saying “impossible burger” or “opossum burger”???? Need to know quickly.

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Scott With Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 6d

I’d like to be able to say they are emotional, figurative harpoon guns, but sadly they are not. So many barbs.