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redherringbear

@qutzupalotl.bsky.social

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Here to entertain the troops. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 8h

Obstruction of just ICE.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 7h

"Welcome to Applebee's. What can we microwave for you this evening?"

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 17h

Jablonsky Auto Body is a lovely name for a girl.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18h

Antifa, like Steely Dan, is not really a group.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 15h

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 21h

you're a grand wizard 'arry

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 14h

I don't drive a flashy car, but the cop behind me does.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1d

I find it unfair that every year I get passed over for a MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant simply because I'm a complete idiot.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 20h

Maybe I hate shopping because only that and shootings occur in sprees.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 19h

Felt/cue. Might delete later.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 18h

My crazy ex decided if she couldn't have me, that was fine with her.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 18h

The pieces are falling into place

- Rube Goldberg, probably

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 18h

It's amazing what you can accomplish in life when you're given no other choice

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19h

The Watergate Hearings were wild. Not only did lawmakers hold Republicans accountable for lying and breaking laws. Republicans exhibited shame and remorse

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 19h

Why plastic fruit and not a bananequin.

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 1d

My mind is free, but my body is $50 an hour.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 1d

Please join me in raising funds for medical cargo buses and trucks with electric jamming for brigades of Ukraine's Khartiia Corps. These automobiles make the difference between whether people survive or not. We can do something very specific and meaningful to help.
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Timothy Snyder: Freedom is Action

Professor Timothy Snyder – a prominent voice of freedom, teams up with NAFO to fundraise for ten trucks and ten cargo buses with anti-drone jamming systems. These will transport and protect those who ...

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Worth Noting @worthnoting.bsky.social · 1d

🍿🥁🥂🎯Well, it's ABOUT TIME!!! WAY TO GO OREGON!!!🎯🥂🥁🍿

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 5d

look I don’t come to your social media platform and tell you how to post good mostly because to do that I would have to know how

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 6d

Olive Garden says that when you're there, you're family, which doesn't check out because being around my family always feels more like I'm at a Waffle House at 2:37 AM

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redherringbear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 6d

O brothel, where art thou?

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 6d

I’m gonna need you guys to shorten your posts until this edible settles down

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 6d

y’all ready for this*

*the end of the world

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