Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
· Sep 7
I’m all out of grub, I’m so lost without food
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
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Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Grant me the serenity to change the things that are minor inconveniences.
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hello, police? My daughter is wearing my clothes while telling me I have no style.
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I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I would scroll my phone next to you so hard
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can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
can’t believe it’s almost 2026 and we’re still don’t know what the deelio is
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They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
They call it “personal growth” because other people’s growths are disgusting.
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I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I’ve never exfoliated. I like to keep my foliage close.
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
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I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m like if “what the fuck” was a person.
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I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
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Sam's Club is the Walmart of Costcos
(and there's a reason for that)
(and there's a reason for that)
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sam's Club is the Walmart of Costcos
(and there's a reason for that)
(and there's a reason for that)
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
It's amazing when you quit drinking how unattractive people become
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's amazing when you quit drinking how unattractive people become
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
*6 years sober today, best 6 years of my life*
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ME: *hangs up phone*
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ME: *hangs up phone*
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
REFRIGERATOR: Who was that
ME: *tearful* What are you running from
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Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sea Bass would be a good nickname for Sebastian
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I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic
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it’s nice to mute you too
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
it’s nice to mute you too
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there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
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the hardest part of meditating for me is right when i start to center myself the car behind me starts honking
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the hardest part of meditating for me is right when i start to center myself the car behind me starts honking
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full contact origami
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
full contact origami
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
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I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
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I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I like visiting my ancestral home
(dives head first into bog)
(dives head first into bog)
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