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Not JPo
@notjpo.bsky.social
5.2K followers 440 following 2.6K posts
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. @[email protected] Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · Mar 7
If someone says they love you to the moon and back remember that’s under 478,000 miles. I’m just saying it’s not THAT much
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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 1d
Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do *this*??

*Stays up until gone 2am trying to think of the perfect lie to not go to work in the morning*
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linanneblack.bsky.social
Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 9h
Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Frenchy's ghost prospecting and leader of ANTIFA @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 8h
I like long walks on the beach, holding hands and hate fucking
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 12h
If I ever tell someone to “get my good side” in a pic, I’m probably talking about my butt
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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 12h
I'm what you might call an acquired taste*

*a bitch
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ashhull.bsky.social
ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h
Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.
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johnlyon.bsky.social
John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d
Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.
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trickykat.bsky.social
trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 1d
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
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ficklenuts.bsky.social
ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2d
Not to brag, but I’ve been called “strange and off-putting” by someone on a dating app before
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jackiebouvier.bsky.social
Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 1d
I'm so much more attractive in the Fall.
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hormonella.bsky.social
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d
“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5d
Hate to burst your bubble, but…I’m kidding I love it. Fuck your bubble
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blairloudly.bsky.social
Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 3d
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
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havishaf.bsky.social
S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 1d
What’s wrong with people who actually reach out after you said “feel free to reach out if you need anything”?
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honeybadgermel.bsky.social
Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 1d
Apathy is so yesterday. Get with the times people.
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tierno158.bsky.social
SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1d
"Welcome to Applebee's. What can we microwave for you this evening?"
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d
It’s like ten thousand apps when all you need is a hobby.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 6d
yeah but have you eaten ravioli about it
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winemummy.bsky.social
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · Dec 29
I get followers the old fashioned way by having a boob avi.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d
Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d
Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
I'm honestly going to miss all of you who are going to Mastodon.

But it's comforting to know you're only a 2-hour account setup away.
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
I stopped tooting my own horn when I got kicked out of the marching band for doing it.
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daisy91.bsky.social
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2d
Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.
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anna-molly.bsky.social
AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d
When they leave for mastodon, we get to split their dopamine
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