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Misery Highlight
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I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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Infodump about your current hyperfixation in the replies, I'll read it and give a thoughtful and sincere response, and maybe a follow-up question.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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With the amount of hairs falling out of my head daily, it's amazing I haven't been implicated in any local crime scenes.
June 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers

I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I know I'm not supposed to get the feels over my 18 year old playing GTA5 with my 10 year old, but when your kids are giggling because they stole a boat together, it's hard not to get emotional.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Babe what's wrong did you have a minor negative online interaction with a stranger five days ago
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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You: “What are your hobbies?”

Me:
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I always get sad around this time of year because I cannot continue wearing my favorite moss-covered hat without risking significant plant loss due to damaging frosts.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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they should make a hug you can buy from someone who really means it
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I think I’ll just hide within myself until everyone passes by.
July 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Gathered here warming ourselves at dumpster fires we didn’t start, and maybe some we did.
August 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Once again I’ll reconstruct my entirety from my better parts.
September 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I'm tired of being the bigger person. Just once, I want to be the smaller person, tiny enough to be carried around in someone's pocket, shouting petty retorts.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy

*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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in the pines
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I love the 5 second rule fantasy, lil guys sprinting to dive on a Jolly Rancher in the nick of time
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I’m sorry I said your Amaryllis looks like a butthole.
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ll always be grateful to the old me for spending time on home laser hair removal instead of solely self pity.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM