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Misery Highlight
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I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.
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Pharmaceutical-grade cheeseburger.
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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Well, it took a lot of hard work, patience, time, blood, sweat and tears, but I'm pretty much in the exact same place.
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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The thought, the word, the neighborhood birds.
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"
February 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Surviving my nightmare by observing pretty trees and stuff. How about you?
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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interviewer: give me an example of a time when you took control of a situation

me: no, YOU give ME an example

interviewer: lol okay, that was pretty impressive

me: I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go

interviewer: *being led away by security* what is happening right now
July 3, 2023 at 3:04 PM
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ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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the zen buddhism of not giving a fuck
January 28, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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I don’t know about you chuckleheads but I’ve been making my own gasoline from chardonnay, Morrissey CDs, and tenacity
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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me? oh yeah, fine. I'm doing great. just sort of left my body for a second to observe the current moment and my place in it from a high angle, sort of like what I imagine you'd see from a spy satellite? but one that can look through time? but yeah, I'll have that report done by the end of the day
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Deleting commas in texts to look more human.
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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It is physically and mentally impossible to picture Morgan Freeman as a third grader.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Where I’m posting from
January 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Us loners have to miserate on our own.
January 25, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Thinking about summer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Squiggles of Valentine's lights. They're having a love rave to celebrate the end of the week.
January 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Lucid dreaming? Thanks I'm already awake in a nightmare
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Me: Gotta stock up- snow storm is coming!

Cashier: What a cool mom getting all these awesome snacks for the kids!

Me:..for the kids...yeah
January 23, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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Words everyone should know:

* Nuance
* Parasocialization
* Context
* Catastrophizing
* Benzodiazepine
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer
January 21, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Always be your true self.
If the timid townsfolk recoil as you float past cloaked in a fog of swirling souls and clattering ravens, so be it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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maybe earth is a crockpot and we’re all carrots in some dipshit’s soup
January 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM