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Misery Highlight

@miseryhighlight.bsky.social

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like you, but me-er. The latest thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls The most “liked”: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · Mar 2

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · Mar 22

that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3d

we say "everyone is unique" but you know deep down that you put everyone into a little box in your head and one of those boxes is dumb motherfuckers.

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✧𓂃𓈒*｡ﾟ Ne ｡ﾟ*𓂃𓈒 ✧ @artofne.bsky.social · 13h

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · Aug 22

my spider shower is my homeboy

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 8h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 4d

Suspect: You don't have any proof!

Detective: *slowly pulls a pudding cup from his pocket

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

you ever feel like you’re being thwarted by a malign star??

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orcus @goblin.news · 1d

Scream at new thing?

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 9h

Shrimps

Six cats curled up so they resemble the crustacean and laying on a coral reef

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 7h

The confidence of a person who eats a peach without a paper towel

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 14h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 6d

Me, in my bathroom looking at a medication that was made by a company that went out of business in 2007: I can find a use for this.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 14h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 14h

i slept wrong last night so my hip will never be the same again

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Aug 4

music lasts forever but your favorite musicians don’t. go to those live concerts every chance you get

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h

Legit.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 11h

I can’t think of anything that “fuck this mess” couldn’t be applied to right now. Can you?

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15h

*looks into the mirror* I’m going to have to let you go. You’re fired.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 2d

Is the moon being weird, or do I need to jump off a bridge?

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🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 1d

Women be out there doing all of that inner work just to end up with a clown ass MF like this. 🙄🤣🤣🤣

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