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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 11d

“Sea creatures that can be made into cakes”, and other insane crossword clues.

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 8h

we chatter
to shatter
our loneliness.

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 7h

Serotonin? As if.

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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 17h

Ms.Mole is fed up with this folderol

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 8h

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 8h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1d

It doesn’t take enough effort to eat a Reese’s peanut butter cup. It should take longer.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Depression is my main squeeze, anxiety is just my side piece.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 1d

side effects may include: drowsiness, headache, nausea, bottomless pit of snakes

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 21h

Have confidence in overcoming daily living.

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dully @dullvivid.bsky.social · 1d

don't become my enemy cos i have the power to draw you pregnant

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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jaspering 🐊 !! @jaspering.bsky.social · 13h

hey baby have you ever had a gatorjob
[deathrolls and rips your shit clean off]

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

we had a pizza party at the mental hospital and all the boxes were lined up open on a table and a schizophrenic patient walked up and down the row of them and said “what’s this supposed to be? some kind of pizza test?”

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 12h

When they know where to find you, but don’t bother looking.

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14h

I know I keep on saying this but I think we’re all just mean lately.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 17h

it is so weird seeing ppl talking about voting cause realyyy

what do you guys think is happening rn?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13h

“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 14h

Conflating personal, work, and global anxieties is my superpower.

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The Silliest of Billies @onesillybilly.bsky.social · 13h

Leftist as an insult, lol.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 2d

I asked the best way to cook brussel sprouts and I’m getting roasted in the comments

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 8

This day in history. 1945. US president Truman announced that only Britain and Canada would be given the secret to the nuclear bomb. Britain made its own bombs; Canada made the Bow River Big Boy Atomic Leaf Blower.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · May 30

[Sex Shop]

Me: *holding 37 dildos*

Shopkeeper: may I help you?

Me: where are the fitting rooms?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1d

Ain’t nobody takin’ the time to string the cheese anymore.

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