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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · Sep 2

Me: what is it with all these questions, are you a cop or something?

My bride: Father Timothy is not a cop, just say "I do" like we practiced

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 11h

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 10m

Meanwhile there are no less than 7 dads named Jeff on my daughter's field hockey team

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 12h

Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 8h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · May 17

My son came in and said, "I'm not saying it's humid out, but I just saw 5 old men in towels sitting on a bench in the cul de sac".

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 7h

I just want to be the unhinged chick in people’s hearts.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 7h

Dear God: please stop letting them make King Kong and Godzilla movies, amen.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 16m

I am pretty pumped for today, gonna be 10/10

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 4h

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19h

Working from home with this view. Productivity: 2%. Serenity: 100%.

My backyard pond just after sunrise on a chilly fall morning, surrounded by tall grasses and trees with autumn foliage. The sky is filled with soft pink, purple and orange clouds reflecting on the calm water, creating a peaceful and scenic view.

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Count Von Horse Knuckler @horseknuckler.bsky.social · 8h

Hands offa me I got something to say and you CAN'T GET MAD

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Be the reason they start searching bags for googly eyes at the entrance to your local zoo.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Just know that your great grandparents are looking down at you from heaven feeling so proud of your butthole skeets

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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 2d

I can't post that thought, brain.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry for trying to swipe left on your bluesky profile.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 9h

taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeve keeps rolling down every time you wash the dishes

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13h

everybody is soooo nervous around my new scythe even before I've started lopping

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 13h

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 14h

Oh, they plan to STEAL steal the election next time

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 13h

I did make cookies about it. Have one, but I'm not saying what the secret ingredient is until after you eat it.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 13h

They should really create an anti-peace prize and give it to him. He'd probably actually just be happy to have won something

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 2d

When I yell at my dog to stop barking, I wonder if he's thinking, "this is awesome, we're barking together!"

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 2d

Did you know that “Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is “Dammit I'm Mad"

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Dad @daddest.bsky.social · Mar 7

My children have learned that when I say “fun fact…” what follows will not be fun for anybody but me

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