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Me, starting my work day: alright, let's get this bread
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
My boss (who is secretly a duck): HELL YEAH LET'S GOOOO
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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popeye getting ready for the rap battle:
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
popeye getting ready for the rap battle:
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Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
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"Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games"
Do you have twister?
"We got everything you want"
Sooo... is that a yes on twister?
Do you have twister?
"We got everything you want"
Sooo... is that a yes on twister?
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
"Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games"
Do you have twister?
"We got everything you want"
Sooo... is that a yes on twister?
Do you have twister?
"We got everything you want"
Sooo... is that a yes on twister?
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AXL: welcome to the jungle
ME: (hoping they have fun and games and about to be pleasantly surprised)
ME: (hoping they have fun and games and about to be pleasantly surprised)
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
AXL: welcome to the jungle
ME: (hoping they have fun and games and about to be pleasantly surprised)
ME: (hoping they have fun and games and about to be pleasantly surprised)
*my kids asking me how to do a simple, straightforward task*
Me: just go ahead and do it, there's no wrong way
*reviewing their implementation*
Me: ok, good try, looks like I was a bit too hasty with that "no wrong way" stuff
Me: just go ahead and do it, there's no wrong way
*reviewing their implementation*
Me: ok, good try, looks like I was a bit too hasty with that "no wrong way" stuff
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
*my kids asking me how to do a simple, straightforward task*
Me: just go ahead and do it, there's no wrong way
*reviewing their implementation*
Me: ok, good try, looks like I was a bit too hasty with that "no wrong way" stuff
Me: just go ahead and do it, there's no wrong way
*reviewing their implementation*
Me: ok, good try, looks like I was a bit too hasty with that "no wrong way" stuff
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1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
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ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
September 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If I was a vampire, I’d get a metal straw with a pointy end or a really fat hypodermic needle and just capri sun people
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linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
linkedin job history
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
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Humans were meant to hibernate in the winter and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Humans were meant to hibernate in the winter and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
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Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
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Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man, I’m kind of sorry for being such a smartass today but let me promise you this one thing it will happen again
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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[two days later]
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[two days later]
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
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Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
ALT: a blue cartoon character standing in a corner of a room
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Me going to the naughty corner but still quite pleased with my behavior
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🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
🎶come with me
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
And you'll see
Why I'm on these medications🎶
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies
November 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
i love tariffs...ta riff with my homies