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· Apr 10
call me quantum the way I collapse after literally any interaction
hey are the moltbots talking about this Epstein thing
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 AM
hey are the moltbots talking about this Epstein thing
when i woke up this morning the first thing i saw was this theonion.com/cool-glitch-...
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 AM
when i woke up this morning the first thing i saw was this theonion.com/cool-glitch-...
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look, there are sophisticated arguments for why we should not be concerned about this, why this is just meaningless roleplay, etc.
on the other hand, we are just speed running through the scary news clips from the first ten minutes of the science fiction film
on the other hand, we are just speed running through the scary news clips from the first ten minutes of the science fiction film
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
look, there are sophisticated arguments for why we should not be concerned about this, why this is just meaningless roleplay, etc.
on the other hand, we are just speed running through the scary news clips from the first ten minutes of the science fiction film
on the other hand, we are just speed running through the scary news clips from the first ten minutes of the science fiction film
oh, going it's munitions fire down at Portland ICE again
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
oh, going it's munitions fire down at Portland ICE again
a thing you don't know about me is, I say "till" instead of "until" (when I'm not writing formally) because I know that the word "till" is first attested earlier than "until"
January 31, 2026 at 3:44 AM
a thing you don't know about me is, I say "till" instead of "until" (when I'm not writing formally) because I know that the word "till" is first attested earlier than "until"
it's called Gusto because it blows hard
January 31, 2026 at 3:16 AM
it's called Gusto because it blows hard
put it on streaming so i can pirate it, you cowards
🧵🧵🧵 "Melania" reviews 🧵🧵🧵
Natasha Jokic in Buzzfeed:
“Last night, I left an empty chickpea can on my counter. When I came back 30 minutes later, small, black bugs had swarmed the tin … I would rather relive that moment 100 times over than have to watch another minute of the movie Melania.”
Natasha Jokic in Buzzfeed:
“Last night, I left an empty chickpea can on my counter. When I came back 30 minutes later, small, black bugs had swarmed the tin … I would rather relive that moment 100 times over than have to watch another minute of the movie Melania.”
"Melania" Is The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
Is propaganda always this dull...
www.buzzfeed.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
put it on streaming so i can pirate it, you cowards
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(Sophie B. Hawkins voice) *Damn*, I wish I could be normal
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 AM
(Sophie B. Hawkins voice) *Damn*, I wish I could be normal
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After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being."
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
ICE Brutally Dragged This Disabled Woman Out of Her Car. What Happened Next Was Just As Chilling.
“They laughed at me and told me this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being,” Aliya Rahman tells The Nation.
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being."
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC
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this is when you buy the dip
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
this is when you buy the dip
anybody just fully dissociating this entire week?
January 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
anybody just fully dissociating this entire week?
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this is rly embarrassing but i hate when it snows in nyc. how do u guys not spill everywhere???
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
this is rly embarrassing but i hate when it snows in nyc. how do u guys not spill everywhere???
I want everyone to have free money for no reason and I'm not kidding
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I want everyone to have free money for no reason and I'm not kidding
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I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I spoke to a woman at the protest in minneapolis and she explained she wanted to be there in part because "i was a kid when george floyd got killed" and i nearly dropped my recorder
I'm considering pirating "Melania" so I can hate-watch it and live-post the process of my psychic dissolution
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I'm considering pirating "Melania" so I can hate-watch it and live-post the process of my psychic dissolution
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Layoffs over the last year:
UPS: 48,000
Amazon: 32000
Intel: 27,159
Microsoft: 15,387
Nestle: 16000
Verizon: 15000
Google: 12000
Chevron: 8000
Paramount: 7000
Walmart: 7000
P&G: 7000
Estée Lauder: 7000
Your reminder that massive corporate tax cuts don’t create jobs, they create profits.
UPS: 48,000
Amazon: 32000
Intel: 27,159
Microsoft: 15,387
Nestle: 16000
Verizon: 15000
Google: 12000
Chevron: 8000
Paramount: 7000
Walmart: 7000
P&G: 7000
Estée Lauder: 7000
Your reminder that massive corporate tax cuts don’t create jobs, they create profits.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Layoffs over the last year:
UPS: 48,000
Amazon: 32000
Intel: 27,159
Microsoft: 15,387
Nestle: 16000
Verizon: 15000
Google: 12000
Chevron: 8000
Paramount: 7000
Walmart: 7000
P&G: 7000
Estée Lauder: 7000
Your reminder that massive corporate tax cuts don’t create jobs, they create profits.
UPS: 48,000
Amazon: 32000
Intel: 27,159
Microsoft: 15,387
Nestle: 16000
Verizon: 15000
Google: 12000
Chevron: 8000
Paramount: 7000
Walmart: 7000
P&G: 7000
Estée Lauder: 7000
Your reminder that massive corporate tax cuts don’t create jobs, they create profits.
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not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
December 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
not just in art, either, there are guys who would go around obsessively fixing every clogged pipe in a 10-mile radius if they had the free time and social infrastructure to do so
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
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write a romance novel with weird birds
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
write a romance novel with weird birds
what's the deal with the "Bluesky Elder" label? is that a labeler somewhere out there I can use? i have never seen this thing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
what's the deal with the "Bluesky Elder" label? is that a labeler somewhere out there I can use? i have never seen this thing.
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New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
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🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 PM
🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.