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· Apr 10
call me quantum the way I collapse after literally any interaction
I can't go out tonight, I'm washing my legs
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can't go out tonight, I'm washing my legs
I think Rian Johnson's Last Jedi is going to be recognized for the minor masterpiece it is someday. it critiques through careful deconstruction the mythos of powerful, legendary people and moral clarity, of chosen ones and heroes. he sought to redefine who could be a Jedi—to include everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think Rian Johnson's Last Jedi is going to be recognized for the minor masterpiece it is someday. it critiques through careful deconstruction the mythos of powerful, legendary people and moral clarity, of chosen ones and heroes. he sought to redefine who could be a Jedi—to include everyone.
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I love not being able to use everything I used “sign in with apple” for. Fuck you, Apple.
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I love not being able to use everything I used “sign in with apple” for. Fuck you, Apple.
am I legally allowed to have no name?
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
am I legally allowed to have no name?
it is _offensively_ sunny
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it is _offensively_ sunny
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December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
wait is there some kinda boat parade on the Willamette River going on right now I'm watching all these big and little boats with Christmas lights going around one another
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wait is there some kinda boat parade on the Willamette River going on right now I'm watching all these big and little boats with Christmas lights going around one another
okay I hate to admit it but those hue lamps that Philips makes are perfect autism lighting. diffuse glowing light all around you, in any color and brightness you want, all the way down to something so dim you can't even see it unless it's pitch black. you can even make them flicker like candlelight.
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
okay I hate to admit it but those hue lamps that Philips makes are perfect autism lighting. diffuse glowing light all around you, in any color and brightness you want, all the way down to something so dim you can't even see it unless it's pitch black. you can even make them flicker like candlelight.
how much aspirin can i take before it becomes A Problem?
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how much aspirin can i take before it becomes A Problem?
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My newest @archive.org upload: the first of about 20 LDs of early 90s supermarket in-store promotional material. It's mostly slow panning hero shots of paper towels and deli meats. I love it? There's only one disc ripped right now but I'll add to the collection over time. archive.org/details/in-s...
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My newest @archive.org upload: the first of about 20 LDs of early 90s supermarket in-store promotional material. It's mostly slow panning hero shots of paper towels and deli meats. I love it? There's only one disc ripped right now but I'll add to the collection over time. archive.org/details/in-s...
it is not very cool to start a new med that wakes me up before 5 a.m. after going to sleep at 3 a.m.
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
it is not very cool to start a new med that wakes me up before 5 a.m. after going to sleep at 3 a.m.
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Arc<MuTeX>
(pronounced mu-tech)
(pronounced mu-tech)
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Arc<MuTeX>
(pronounced mu-tech)
(pronounced mu-tech)
i literally think all the time about that weirdposting girl who had the gas leak next to her bed for a year
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i literally think all the time about that weirdposting girl who had the gas leak next to her bed for a year
i just had the completely worthless realization that you can't spell "eleventh" without "event"
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i just had the completely worthless realization that you can't spell "eleventh" without "event"
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Why is it called a bug log when you log in the bug of out hot eat the bug
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why is it called a bug log when you log in the bug of out hot eat the bug
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To wit, the issues we're seeing with students using ShitGPT aren't out of student laziness or lack of will: it is a consequence of the broader systemic structures impacting education. And it needs a systemic solution.
To be clear, I include Tech VC assholes as part of this systemic structure.
To be clear, I include Tech VC assholes as part of this systemic structure.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
To wit, the issues we're seeing with students using ShitGPT aren't out of student laziness or lack of will: it is a consequence of the broader systemic structures impacting education. And it needs a systemic solution.
To be clear, I include Tech VC assholes as part of this systemic structure.
To be clear, I include Tech VC assholes as part of this systemic structure.
imagine being some guy who happened to be on a boat in 1500, wrote a letter about it, and ended up being the namesake of multiple continents and the richest empire in the world.
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
imagine being some guy who happened to be on a boat in 1500, wrote a letter about it, and ended up being the namesake of multiple continents and the richest empire in the world.
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my wife pointed out that a waterpik is a toto washlet for the mouth and I am not ready to be the guy with a washlet for each end
December 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
my wife pointed out that a waterpik is a toto washlet for the mouth and I am not ready to be the guy with a washlet for each end
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First they came for Calibri, and I didn't speak up because my text was no longer rendering
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
First they came for Calibri, and I didn't speak up because my text was no longer rendering
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I feel like some of you might enjoy this science fiction story that Isaac Asimov wrote in 1956 about LLMs www.mathfiction.net/files/Mathfi...
www.mathfiction.net
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I feel like some of you might enjoy this science fiction story that Isaac Asimov wrote in 1956 about LLMs www.mathfiction.net/files/Mathfi...
I feel like some of you might enjoy this science fiction story that Isaac Asimov wrote in 1956 about LLMs www.mathfiction.net/files/Mathfi...
www.mathfiction.net
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I feel like some of you might enjoy this science fiction story that Isaac Asimov wrote in 1956 about LLMs www.mathfiction.net/files/Mathfi...
First they came for Calibri, and I didn't speak up because my text was no longer rendering
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
First they came for Calibri, and I didn't speak up because my text was no longer rendering
pretty surprised that no one has registered recognize.game (for the obvious "game" subdomain)
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
pretty surprised that no one has registered recognize.game (for the obvious "game" subdomain)